CORRUPT A WISH GAME!

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Well i'm bored so i'm just going to do this.

Rules:
First you make a wish, then if someone made a reply on top. Give a reason to destroy/corrupt it. then tell your wish... for example
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Bob: I wish for chocolate!|
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Billy: But the chocolate you had was actually poop!|
I wish for water. |
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Just like that. i dont know is anyone already posted this game... but oh well!!!
Tau
Looking Back
2774
RROD(Red Ring Of Death) coming right up!

I wish for a non corrupted wish!
kentona
By the power of donations!
13164
That post didn't take long to come up....


The only non-corrupt wish is NO WISH AT ALL...thus, you get NOTHING!!



I wish that I could lose some weight.


harmonic
It's like toothpicks against a tank
3324
You lose 30 pounds of muscle and gain 29 pounds of fat.

I wish I had a kitty.
Granted, but you lose all your body weight.

I wish for a gun that has unlimited ammo.
Tau
Looking Back
2774
Given, but accidentally fires off on yourself.. RIP :'(

I wish to give up smoking like I did drugs.

author=Tau link=topic=1063.msg15134#msg15134 date=1210172703
I wish to give up smoking like I did drugs.

You do but you turn to food instead and after a couple years are morbidly obese (this happens a lot actually).

I wish to be even more powerful than the most powerful wizard alive . . . I wish to be turned into a GENIE!
Tau
Looking Back
2774
Granted, but someone takes your lamp and locks you away forever.

I wish infomercials never existed?

(222 posts, tribute to Madriel222)
Granted, but now there are no tv shows, only commercials.

I wish for a job that lets me travel the world.
author=iamnot link=topic=1063.msg15152#msg15152 date=1210177112
I wish for a job that lets me travel the world.

Unfortunately that is because you have died. Now you can go anywhere!

I wish Mother 3 was released in the United States.
Craze
RMN's supervillain, and enjoying it
7439
But nobody cares since Earthbound never existed.

I want Eddie to be with me and not kentona. :<
Granted, but he annoys you so much that you suicided

I wish for a thing that whatever it wishes, it will reflect on him not me!
kentona
By the power of donations!
13164
The other person wished for the same thing, and now the both of you are stuck in an infinite loop.


I wish that I won the lottery.
You did, but you got kidnapped and brutally murdered by jealous moneymongerers.

I wish that my PC was pimped out.
author=trance2 link=topic=1063.msg15285#msg15285 date=1210211155
I wish that my PC was pimped out.

It is but now your PC whores you out for cash and beats you when you don't come up with enough money.

I wish that I had an infinite number of fashionable shoes.
You do, but then Imelda Marcos sues you for a couple billion dollars and you're forced to sell them all.

(Who is Imelda Marcos? Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos)

I wish Robert Jordan didn't die.
kentona
By the power of donations!
13164
He didn't, but then decides that he'll extend the Wheel of Time series an additional 12 novels, and we have to wait another 30 years before we find out if Rand defeats the Father of Lies.


I wish that I had time to work on Hero's Realm.
harmonic
It's like toothpicks against a tank
3324
Your wife is pregnant with octuplets. So long, Hero's Realm.

I wish someone would toss Holy Water on Hillary Clinton.
They accidentally toss acid on Hillary Clinton.

I wish for a complete mass destruction of the world.