How about some Chuck Norris jokes. Topic

Jparker1984

2008

12/31/2013 07:05 PM

I'm bored at work and thought of a different, but non-game related topic. Everyone that replies will list their best and or favorite Chuck Norris joke... joke as in singular, that way more people can post. Also, lets try our best to read them all and avoid double jokes. Anyway, heres mine.

"Chuck Norris once had sex with a hooker in the back of a run down pickup truck. A drop of his sperm hit the seat, that truck today is known as Optimus Prime."

LockeZ

I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.

5958

12/31/2013 08:49 PM

Did you know Chuck Norris invented the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? One time, on a dare, he swallowed four live snapping turtles, and when he crapped them out eight hours later they'd grown six feet tall and learned karate.

Mr_Detective

60

12/31/2013 08:58 PM

Chuck Norris once shot down a Soviet spy plane by pointing his finger at the sky and yells: "Bang!" :P

Jparker1984

2008

12/31/2013 09:16 PM

LOL, I'm breaking the one joke per person rule. I have way to many to not post lol.

Contrare to popular beleif, Chuck Norris dose not love Raymond.

Dyhalto

7536

12/31/2013 10:44 PM

Chuck Norris ordered a steak at a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.

halibabica

RMN's Official Reviewmonger

16948

12/31/2013 11:20 PM

When the unstoppable force collides with the immovable object, Chuck Norris dies. True story.

Deacon Batista

complete b00n

1055

01/01/2014 02:15 AM

- Chuck Norris once released a RM 2003 game. He got feedback.
- Chuck Norris can make a RM VX game without using RTP chipsets.

pianotm

The TM is for Totally Magical.

32367

01/01/2014 02:27 AM

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds from death.

Rast

27

01/01/2014 03:20 AM

author=Deacon Batista
- Chuck Norris once released a RM 2003 game. He got feedback.

Chuck Norris must be my super secret alter-ego!

The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. NEVER slap Chuck Norris.

Ratty524

The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs

12986

01/01/2014 04:32 AM

Chuck Norris jokes are pretty stale.

Then Chuck Norris breathed heavenly life into the joke, making it fresh again.

LockeZ

I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.

5958

01/01/2014 05:53 AM