RMN ALBUM VOL.2 - TAKE ME TO YOUR MAKER

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After a recent rap battle in the staffroom of the Slack chat channel, I thought it'd be fun to revive the RMN Album with Volume 2 - Take Me To Your Maker.

The original topic RMN ALBUM VOL.1 - BEFUDDLING TRACKS is well worth the read through. There are some great songs there, some of them even recorded!

And, the rules:
There are only a few rules for adding songs:
- The rewritten lyrics must have something to do with game making and/or RMN.
- The songs used have to be widely known. It's only funny if people are likely to recognize the original and see what you did with the lyrics. Indicate the original song's name and artist to make it easier to recognize.
- If a song is very long or repetitive, or if you struggle to write new lyrics for a certain part, it's okay to leave a part out. This is supposed to be fun, not a pain in the butt.

Naturally, I will kick this off (since I started this topic).


Grinder (Loser - Beck)

In the time of low XPs
I was a flunkey
More time in my veins
So I'm out to cut the Drakee
And the giant eyeballs,
Lay waste the werewolves
Plot line stalls with the beefcake party moves
Kill the Wight Knights
And put it in autobattle
Stock more potions with a grinder
At the crew's control
Baby's in aggro with the DEF class 3
Got a couple of mages,
Cast Sleep on the wyvern
Someone keeps saying'
I'm insane to complain
About short gain leveling
And a stain on my tunic
Don't neglect everything that you need
You get an evil skeleton
And a slime on your sleeve
So smash their face
With a mace in the dark
Saving' all your bonus points
And burning' down the dark warlock!

(Yo.)
(Cut it.)
Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?

(Double-bladed cut back!)
Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a rando nightmare
Banned all the magic with a power Mute caster
'Cuz one's got a golem
And the other's got a flag
One's on the polearm, shove the loot in a bag
While I rerun raids
And ninja treasure, yo!
The daytime crap of the folksinger Bard
He hung himself with a guitar string
Stabbed the demon's back
And he's hanging from a dragon wing
I can't grind if you can't relate
Trade the gil for the gear
For the armor for the spear
And my prize is a massive axe
Embedded with a magicite
Who's chock full on the espers

Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?

(Get crazy with the cheeze moves!)
Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?

(Yo, bring it on down)
Yoooooooo...

(I'm a grinder; I'm the winner;
Things are gonna change
I can feel it)

Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?
Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?

(Gettin' the XP, baby?)
Yo jugar videojuegos
I'm a grinder baby, so why can't you kill me?
(Know what I'm saying'?)



Track List:

1. kentona - Grinder (Loser - Beck)
2. Hexatona - Copy (Happy - Pharell)
3. NeverSilent - Error (Thriller - Michael Jackson)
4. kentona - We Will Ban You / We Are The Victims (We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions - Queen)
5. kentona - Precious Makerscore (Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus)
6. Caz - My Favourite Games (My Favourite Things (Sound of Music) - Julie Andrews)
7. NeverSilent - The Ideas Guy (Dire Straits - Money For Nothing)
8. TungerManU - On My Couch (Weezer - In the Garage)
9. karins_soulkeeper - Rip Shop (Thrift Shop, Macklemore ft. Wanz)
10. Addit - Don't Stop Beseechin' (Don't Stop Believin', By Journey)
11. karins_soulkeeper - Play my gam (Burn my dread, god of awesome beats)
Hexatona
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TRACK - Happy - Pharell

COPY

It might seem crazy, stealing blatantly
Sneaking round the net, copy silently
Chrono Trigger next to Breath of Fire
they'll match I'm sure, time's down to the wire

(Because I copy)
Treasure of the Rudras tiles to make the ladies wet
(Because I copy)
Totes for sure no-one's seen these before I bet
(Because I copy)
And if anyone out there tries to complain
(Because I copy)
Ban em from my gamepage before they start to flame

Level making is really hard you know?
Hours and hours, nothing to show
Hey - Secret of Mana is pretty old
Ctrl-C Ctrl-V Instant Gold

(Because I copy)
See that new indie game - hey I can do that too
(Because I copy)
bring down that color Pallete, down to 4 or even 2
(Because I copy)
Snappy/weird dialogue is a must, oh don't forget
(Because I copy)
I'm not that creative, break out my Vonnegut

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(Because I copy)
Did you know that I'm #1 on the RMNs
(Because I copy)
Check out my userpage, huge list of awesome GAMS
(Because I copy)
Just please don't click on these broken links to my reviews
(Because I copy)
sittin here, paranoid that you'll copy me too
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6280
Oh heck yes! This was a ton of fun the first time. Thanks for bringing it back, kentona! By the way, the title you came up with for this album is amazing!

Here, have this:

Error (Thriller - Michael Jackson)
It's close to finished
You're almost done with your game's final part
You save and Zip it
Before you set the point the player starts
Time for release
But when you look once more at what you made there
It starts to freeze
Such horror that you witness with your eyes
You realize

That there's an error
Error strikes
And no one's gonna play
This game you just put on the site
Yes there's an error
Error strikes
And everyone will cry
Game has a fatal error inside!

You see the screen flash
And realize that you are out of luck
Another game crash
You wonder if you'll ever find the bug
You check the files
To see if they include each animation
But all the while
Forget about that unused autotile
Crash one more time

Yes there's an error
Error strikes
Why did you use that script
Whose syntax's wrong in the fourtieth line
Error
Error strikes
And everyone will cry
Game has a fatal error inside!

So many bugs that you didn't find in your final play
One mistimed move that will freeze up this epic cutscene
(What a shame)
Right at the end of your game

They're out to get you
The crashes just keep coming every time
They will distress you
And wipe away your enthusiastic smile
This is a sign
That your approach must be changed altogether
Now you will find
To save you from the terror on the screen
A tester you need

'Cause there's an error
Error strikes
There's way too many bugs
For just a single mortal mind
Error
Error strikes
And everyone will cry
Game has a fatal devastating error right inside!


I am looking forward to the accompanying video, NeverSilent!
Hexatona
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Hahaha, I love it!
We Will Ban You / We Are The Victims (We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions - Queen)

(due to a mistake in printing, these two songs appear as the same track on the album)


We Will Ban You
Buddy you're a boy making big noise
Posin' in the site gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' case
You big disgrace
Postin' your crap all over the place

We will we will ban you
We will we will ban you

Buddy you're a bot man hawk man
Spammin' in the site gonna sell out the world some day
You got crud on yo' space
You big disgrace
Linkin' your malware all over the place

We will we will ban you
We will we will ban you

Buddy you're an alt man fake man
Reviewin' with your guys gonna give you some stars some day
You got dupe on yo' trace
You big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place!

We will we will ban you
Sing it
We will we will ban you
Everybody
We will we will ban you
We will we will ban you

*rockin' guitar solo*


We Are The Victims
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of warns
Applied to my posts
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the victims - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the victims
We are the victims
No time for posers
'Cause we are the victims
Of RMN!

I've taken my blows
And the banhammer falls
You brought me scorn and mocking
And everything that goes with it
I say 'Fuck you all!'
But there's been no offenses.
A false accuse!
I consider this a challenge before
The whole admin's case
And I ain't gonna lose!

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the victims - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the victims
We are the victims
No time for posers
'Cause we are the victims
Of RMN

We are the victims - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the victims
We are the victims
No time for posers
'Cause we are the victims
Hexatona
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Totes ace.

And, man, I hear some of the cases that complain about their bans.

What did that one guy say? I'll keep posting my shit and there's nothing you can do about it?
Yes, I was definitely channeling some real experiences into that last song.
Precious Makerscore (Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus)


You can tell the site you never was my sub
You can delete my posts up when I'm gone
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the forum
You can tell my charms are fallin' on deaf ears
You can tell my tuts to hit the road
Or you can tell my games to request no more again
They won't be reaching out for reviews no more

But don't take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I just don't think I'd understand
And if you take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I might show up and kill The Man!

You can tell RMN I moved to RMWeb
You can tell your friend to suck my dick
Or tell your admin Kent' whose ban can take my 'ccount
He never really liked me anyway

Or tell your admin Libby, tell anything you please
Myself already knows what she'd say!
Or you can tell my guys to watch out for their lies
They might be talking 'bout me today

But don't take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I just don't think I'd understand
And if you take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I might show up and kill The Man!

But don't take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I just don't think I'd understand
And if you take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I might show up and kill The Man!

But don't take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I just don't think I'd understand
And if you take my 'score
My precious Makerscore
I might show up and kill The Man!
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
6813
OOOOH YES I have waited for this moment for so long.

My Favourite Games (My Favourite Things (Sound of Music) - Julie Andrews)

Porcupine Princess and Blackmoon Prophecy,
Sleeping Lion Heart and Befuddle Quest 3,
April Was A Fool and Star Stealing Prince,
These are a few of my favourite games.

Kinetic Cipher and Master of the Wind,
Romancing Walker, Merchant's Tale, Adalyn,
Hero's Realm, Iffermoon, Aurora Wing,
These are a few of my favourite games.

World's Dawn, Catharsis and Mystical Sunrise,
Pirate Rush, Painted Heart and Pom Gets Wi-Fi,
Quest Twilight Prince Prophecy Chronicles,
These are a few of my favourite games.

When Kentona
Hosts an event
To earn Makerscore,
I simply go review my favourite games,
Until I've topped Libby's score~
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6280
Everything about this is amazing. Especially the We Will Ban You song.

Here's another little contribution of mine:

The Ideas Guy (Dire Straits - Money For Nothing)
I want my perfect game.
I want my perfect game.


Now look at my concepts
That's the way I do it
I'm recruiting for my RPG
I ain't making
I want you to do it
I bring ideas, you work for free

I ain't making
I want you to do it
Lemme tell ya 'bout the cash and fame
Join my team, I promise that we'll
Surely make it
Once that you have made me my first game

I gotta ask for competent scripters
Custom graphics, an OST
I gotta ask for dungeon creators
I gotta ask you do it for me

Read my awesome topic
All those features and those mockups
Yeah buddy, that's my big plan
But then all those people tell me it's
Too ambitious
They all have their own ideas for games

I really need some competent scripters
Custom graphics, an OST
I really need some dungeon creators
Pretty please, please do it for me

I shoulda learned
To make my own maps
I shoulda learned some engine stuff
Look at those game devs
Getting all the spotlights
Man, how did they pull that off?

And look up there, what's that?
Featured games?
Ain't that something that should be inspiring me?
This ain't working
Ain't the way you do it
No one will make my game for me

I should keep it simple for starters
Default graphics, no OST
I'll try my hand at dungeon creating
I'll take it step by step from here

Hey, this is working
That's the way you do it
I'm slowly learning making RPGs
I'll get it working
That's the way I do it
And some day, maybe, I'll be part of a team


I need to replace the New to RMN? article with these lyrics.
Hexatona
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omg that's so perfect
Rip Shop (Thrift Shop, Macklemore ft. Wanz)
I only finished the first verse tho...
I'm gonna rip some gams
I ain't got no dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a neat sprite
This is fucking awesome


Now, walk up to the site like, "What up, I got neat set!"
I'm so pumped about these sprites from the rip shop
Recolour 'em, swap out dem clothes
Dump m'name and, Bam! It is MY sprite homey

Now I need OST's, headin' out to google them
What will be nice? Maybe Suikoden? SMT?
Ah heck, I'll get them all. Gotta Get audacity up.
Up the tempo a notch, slap my name as well here (yesssss)

With this, my gam will be the best! (boo yah)

Copyin' it, pastin' it, 'stick my name on someone else's shit
And if any one's complainin' they're just jelly 'cause they ain't me.
Morals and ethics? Screw that man
I'mma mak the best gam and

I'mma sell for cash and I'm hella happy that it's my profit.
I'mma take your gam's tiles, I'mma take your gam's tiles,
And your beats, I like 'em too, can I have these, pretty please? (Thank you!)

HD tree sprites; secret o' mana.
This HD airship graphic? final fantasy.
They had a flying dragon, 'tis now my flying dragon.
I got a sweet charset for my hero, Rogon!

Hello, hello, take a gander, bucko!
Others ain't got nothing on my first gam, hell no.
See this work of art, all by me, 'mercial too!
Finished one week, postin' it, waitin' on my sweet dough.
ha! That was really clever.
"Don’t Stop Beseechin’" (Don't Stop Believin', By Journey)

Just a small time game
Livin’ without a download link
It just got on last night
Not sure when

Just an average guy
Been a member since 2009
He just got on last night
Not sure when

A moderator in a hazy room
She says that the mapping was done by baboons
From a smile to a downright laugh
It goes on and on and on and on

Patience weaning
Uh oh, I dropped a gummi
Both hands searching
In the night
Fanboys, fangirls
Oozing with raw emotion
Posting somewhere in the night

Workin’ hard to fix this up
It just seems like it’s not enough
I’ll pay anything to be the best
Just one time
I know only few get praise
And the rest of them are all a disgrace
Some were born to make
Oh, these bugs never end
It goes on and on and on and on

Don’t stop beseechin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Fanboys, fangirls
Don’t stop beseechin’
Hold on
Fanboys, fangirls
Don’t stop beseechin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Fanboys, fangirls
Wee combo!
Play my gam (Burn my dread, god of awesome beats)
Three months passed, still no plays.
I did my best; Was it no good?
Well I know, it's RTP.
It's plot is shallow; the battles quite crude.

Countless days, sleepless nights
Burned so much time, gave it all I can give

Will you play my gam?
It's not that much, but it's my best.
I swear, it won't take much time

Play my gam
I will never know what's wrong
Until you tell me so

I'll ask again, will you play my gam?

I went back, checked my game.
Maybe I can do a better job.
I cleaned my mess, drew up a plan.
Now I can see where it all went wrong.

I went ahead; Rewrote the plot.
Rethought the fights; Fixed all bugs.
Now that I'm done, I'll put this up.
Will it be good enough this time around?

Then they came, my first players.
They say they're impressed, "grate gam m8 <3 <3"

And they played my gam!
I can't believe that I once thought
That I was worth no one's time

Play my gam
All I had to do was stop
Thinking my 'best' is my limit

The best is never enough, 'cause you can do better
Let's go forth, never stop improving and learning.
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