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New DL link: https://hotfile.com/dl/178881044/0d3f0b7/LOL3legend.rar.html

*****************UPDATE**********************
It was a fun little passtime about 4-5 years ago making this game, it says close to 32,000 people have seen this profile and 6 people have subscribed, and I know for sure from emails that at least three people (one of them being a Jamaican woman) played this mess and 66.6667% of them enjoyed it. It seems one person voted Lol3 for best story and direction in the 2009 awards too, which is cool (who are you!? let me know). I was going to try and do another one that was much much smaller and more story focused which was gonna be about the late Carl Sagan blistering around the universe and getting into all sorts of hyjinx but I'm done with this...it takes too long.


*******************HOT UPDATE****************

New download link (trimmed down to 300mb) available here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J509KPGJ

(the version with Vincent Price and Liberace's sidequests which add roughly 5-6 hours of gameplay will be out in the next few months).

New screenshots added.

**************END OF HOT UPDATE***********

Dickie is a farmtown kid who lives carefree without a care in the world. One day he discovers a treasure, yet it is robbed in the night from him by vagrant gypsies. Dickie's quest to regain his treasure quickly turns into something heavier as the fate of human civilization rests upon his young shoulders. (Note: Some swearing and some scantily clad female enemies (no nudity)....other than that it's fun for all ages.)

For it must be a beginning of another funktastic story! Please let us journey deep into the mystical caves of the Liberace...A good luck awaits you most surely!

Peter Ivers of "Slap yer Ginkels Press" called The Legend of Liberace..."This piece is an attempt to slap the ginkels into awareness and out of the radium void, and hopefully have them land in humanity central. The Legend of Liberace makes noise and it IS. Remember, it's raison d'etre is only what it is saying to you, and hopefully it's not telling you to DIE through some kind of banarthic subtle undertone. Yet then again Death must only be tomorrow's beginning so what's the harm in waking up and dyin' for a change? I give this video game 1.6 ginkel slaps out of a possible 4."
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More LOL3 Press, from the blog "I Heart Chaos" write-up:

"Just from the screenshots there seems to be so much wrong with this game that I'm afraid it'll give me brain AIDS if I play it and try too hard to figure it out..."

Will the Legend give your brain aids? I doubt it, but you never know for sure.
Link: http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/indie-game-fail-vault-legend-liberace-3-i-heart-video-games
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Short Walkthrough in one of the blog entries...

The download is big cause I used the full RTP in case you don't have it and i have a lot of mp3s in the game for the soundtrack. Think of it as basically downloading a bunch of cool mp3s of good bands while you are waiting for the game to download....add them to your playlist from the audio folder afterwards too if you want. At the end of 2010, a totally 1000% finished version of the game is going to be uploaded and the MBs will be cut down to ~250 (roughly half of what it is now).


There's still some spelling errors so I'll upload it again when it's 100% error free...if anyone actually plays this feel free to tell me any errors you encountered.

*** See this blog entry for small FAQ: http://rpgmaker.net/games/1425/blog/1452/ ***

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Some Secrets

Some secrets:

-Liberace has two dreams. The first one is seen quite easily by wondering what he's thinking about when you talk to him on your farm (when he's out of your active party). The second one is seen by completing the first one then sleeping on the right bed of your house with Liberace in your party. You should do these with a strong Liberace because once your in his dreams the only way out is to beat the boss at the end. You get some very rare healing items and also some good EXP for Liberace if you choose the right option at the end of the first dream. Most enemies can be put to sleep and silenced with Eternal Sadness (the skill you learn from the piano in the inn back in town).

-Best weapon for Gertride Hazuki: Get the Flamamantium in the fire cave, the marbrush weed in the water cave, and the beet's teeth in the earth cave. Bring these three items to the miner's house and the Master Blacksmith will be there now and will craft for you her best weapon.

-Best Weapon for Bertha Obando: Fight her sensei at Mount Wutai and when you win decline his offer THREE times to receive her best weapon.

-Best Weapon and Armor for Dickie: If you ever notice someone who looks like Joey Ramone bring Dickie to speak with him...answer the correct questions to receive his best weapon and armor.

-To gain Felix Grundy some EXP and to turn out the hidden zombie town you have to do a real tedious walking around quest...and it's worth it...I guess. Figure it out. It's mainly for 100% completion I guess, it's not worth doing the quest. Grundy's poison was used to be super effective (too much so) but I switched the damage % in the game's script and made poison less effective. Grundy is sadly the worst character in the game now.

-To learn new techs with Liberace play the pianos you find around the world. There's one in the Inn, one in Ox King's drinkin' cave, and one on the cottage on the moon.

-It's not really clear how to use Ox King effectively for the brief time you get to use him. On the first turn of combat use "Get Drunk" and then use his regular attack while drunk.....his magic and skills moves are useless so don't bother with them....just get drunk and use regular attacks. He hits for over 9000 while drunk and does ~15,000 if he criticals.

-Getting the Wukong armor and accessory. You must lose to him on the mountain in the snow area, then go all the way back to the bar in town and knock the bathroom door...then let the story ensue and defeat him with the guy from the bathroom. Now go back up the snow mountain with Dickie and Wukong will let you in his cave of Flowers and Fruits.

-Once the Gypsy is on your farm you can recruit a spoony bard who hangs around the desert Oasis. Once together they play pop music concerts on your farm which is kind of fun. I suppose.

-If you don't win in 7 turns while fighting the Pure Anabolic Steroids you'll get a cut scence and still win.

-Improving Horace. Horace is useful at the start when fighting the wrestlers in the pub, but gets sucky fast. You can raise his attack and defense by talking to a lizard in the forest later on in the game. Horace is still not as good as the human characters though.

-Liberace and Vincent can get close to Level 40 each while fighting the Ultimate Warrior fights. Just make them defend and not die and they will gain a lot of EXP from the fights. If they do die you could always reload and try again.
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I see.

I think I'll wait for the 250 download. Game looks cool though.
Oh, this...this is motherfucking beautiful...

-Tabris
where's the download?
Oh, you should set a normal download to it. Or did't it get approved? X-D
There's megaupload links on the main page and on the blog (for the game and the fixed data folder). It didn't work when I tried to add it to the main download though, and whenenver I try now it says Django error.
11. Drowner in a Sea of Shit

day made
made yer day like a lazor ray!
Max McGee
My name is Legion: for we are many.
8101
what is this i dont even
what is it? I don't even either.
RustyDust
I've shared something with the humans of the world

What are you? alien?
Nah, human dude....just like you.
will give it a try. even if it comes packaged with a binder full of cd's.

maybe it will have entrances and exits that are one tile left right left right places to navigate at every door imaginable. if so I shall smile and walk through walls.
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will give it a try. even if it comes packaged with a binder full of cd's.

maybe it will have entrances and exits that are one tile left right left right places to navigate at every door imaginable. if so I shall smile and walk through walls.


You can do whatever you want to brotha.
Well...and I thought MISTER BIG T's games were werid up the ass...

...Where's the download, anyway? I wouldn't mind trying this out, if you still have it around. Otherwise, yeah, I can't believe this is the third game in the series!
the megaupload link is on the main page somewheres.

this game will make you:

1. Smarter
2. You're Wife smarter
3. Look more like Batman
Cool game makes me laugh,a lot, but i encountered a bug(?) and can't continue.

After Felix talks to the two spirits i head to the zombie village , talk to the elder and after the conversation is over i head out.When i step on the trigger to go outside i get this error "File Audio/BMG/Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass - Tequilla
was not found" did you for get to put the BMG in?


P.S. Batman made me lol ,a lot.
Oh my god. You actually did the Felix quest!? I don't even do that when i play it. When i removed the mp3s that weren't needed to get the file size down, i didn't check the Felix quest because I didn't think anyone would do it...and I honestly didn't remember where i put those spirits.

It's a snow man, a tree, and something else...no?

Basically, Felix figures out that life is for the living and all the depressed zombie town invite bunny girls in and a more festive song plays (hence the tequila song) Zombie Town turns into Party Town.

Just avoid the Felix Quest all together, the rest of the game is fine. Sorry about that...you are the FIRST person (including me during test plays) to do the Felix quest. You are a champion Umi.

if you really really wanna do it...ask me and i'll send you that mp3 and you can add it to the game /BGM folder and get the Party Town Achievement.
Forgot to tell you in the mail its just the tree and the snow man Felix gets mad and say that the spirits can go ..... themselves.
Oh...okay. Initially, you had to go to the tree, then the snowman, then a pile of bones in the desert, and then back to the snowman before Felix got all angry at them. I remember I slimmed it down a bit when my friend who was playing it told me that it was a ridiculous amount of walking to finish that one.
I SO WANTED TO GO TO THE DESERT SNIFF


P.S. i actually did
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