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New DL link: https://hotfile.com/dl/178881044/0d3f0b7/LOL3legend.rar.html

*****************UPDATE**********************
It was a fun little passtime about 4-5 years ago making this game, it says close to 32,000 people have seen this profile and 6 people have subscribed, and I know for sure from emails that at least three people (one of them being a Jamaican woman) played this mess and 66.6667% of them enjoyed it. It seems one person voted Lol3 for best story and direction in the 2009 awards too, which is cool (who are you!? let me know). I was going to try and do another one that was much much smaller and more story focused which was gonna be about the late Carl Sagan blistering around the universe and getting into all sorts of hyjinx but I'm done with this...it takes too long.


*******************HOT UPDATE****************

New download link (trimmed down to 300mb) available here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J509KPGJ

(the version with Vincent Price and Liberace's sidequests which add roughly 5-6 hours of gameplay will be out in the next few months).

New screenshots added.

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Dickie is a farmtown kid who lives carefree without a care in the world. One day he discovers a treasure, yet it is robbed in the night from him by vagrant gypsies. Dickie's quest to regain his treasure quickly turns into something heavier as the fate of human civilization rests upon his young shoulders. (Note: Some swearing and some scantily clad female enemies (no nudity)....other than that it's fun for all ages.)

For it must be a beginning of another funktastic story! Please let us journey deep into the mystical caves of the Liberace...A good luck awaits you most surely!

Peter Ivers of "Slap yer Ginkels Press" called The Legend of Liberace..."This piece is an attempt to slap the ginkels into awareness and out of the radium void, and hopefully have them land in humanity central. The Legend of Liberace makes noise and it IS. Remember, it's raison d'etre is only what it is saying to you, and hopefully it's not telling you to DIE through some kind of banarthic subtle undertone. Yet then again Death must only be tomorrow's beginning so what's the harm in waking up and dyin' for a change? I give this video game 1.6 ginkel slaps out of a possible 4."
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More LOL3 Press, from the blog "I Heart Chaos" write-up:

"Just from the screenshots there seems to be so much wrong with this game that I'm afraid it'll give me brain AIDS if I play it and try too hard to figure it out..."

Will the Legend give your brain aids? I doubt it, but you never know for sure.
Link: http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/indie-game-fail-vault-legend-liberace-3-i-heart-video-games
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Short Walkthrough in one of the blog entries...

The download is big cause I used the full RTP in case you don't have it and i have a lot of mp3s in the game for the soundtrack. Think of it as basically downloading a bunch of cool mp3s of good bands while you are waiting for the game to download....add them to your playlist from the audio folder afterwards too if you want. At the end of 2010, a totally 1000% finished version of the game is going to be uploaded and the MBs will be cut down to ~250 (roughly half of what it is now).


There's still some spelling errors so I'll upload it again when it's 100% error free...if anyone actually plays this feel free to tell me any errors you encountered.

*** See this blog entry for small FAQ: http://rpgmaker.net/games/1425/blog/1452/ ***

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Some Secrets

Some secrets:

-Liberace has two dreams. The first one is seen quite easily by wondering what he's thinking about when you talk to him on your farm (when he's out of your active party). The second one is seen by completing the first one then sleeping on the right bed of your house with Liberace in your party. You should do these with a strong Liberace because once your in his dreams the only way out is to beat the boss at the end. You get some very rare healing items and also some good EXP for Liberace if you choose the right option at the end of the first dream. Most enemies can be put to sleep and silenced with Eternal Sadness (the skill you learn from the piano in the inn back in town).

-Best weapon for Gertride Hazuki: Get the Flamamantium in the fire cave, the marbrush weed in the water cave, and the beet's teeth in the earth cave. Bring these three items to the miner's house and the Master Blacksmith will be there now and will craft for you her best weapon.

-Best Weapon for Bertha Obando: Fight her sensei at Mount Wutai and when you win decline his offer THREE times to receive her best weapon.

-Best Weapon and Armor for Dickie: If you ever notice someone who looks like Joey Ramone bring Dickie to speak with him...answer the correct questions to receive his best weapon and armor.

-To gain Felix Grundy some EXP and to turn out the hidden zombie town you have to do a real tedious walking around quest...and it's worth it...I guess. Figure it out. It's mainly for 100% completion I guess, it's not worth doing the quest. Grundy's poison was used to be super effective (too much so) but I switched the damage % in the game's script and made poison less effective. Grundy is sadly the worst character in the game now.

-To learn new techs with Liberace play the pianos you find around the world. There's one in the Inn, one in Ox King's drinkin' cave, and one on the cottage on the moon.

-It's not really clear how to use Ox King effectively for the brief time you get to use him. On the first turn of combat use "Get Drunk" and then use his regular attack while drunk.....his magic and skills moves are useless so don't bother with them....just get drunk and use regular attacks. He hits for over 9000 while drunk and does ~15,000 if he criticals.

-Getting the Wukong armor and accessory. You must lose to him on the mountain in the snow area, then go all the way back to the bar in town and knock the bathroom door...then let the story ensue and defeat him with the guy from the bathroom. Now go back up the snow mountain with Dickie and Wukong will let you in his cave of Flowers and Fruits.

-Once the Gypsy is on your farm you can recruit a spoony bard who hangs around the desert Oasis. Once together they play pop music concerts on your farm which is kind of fun. I suppose.

-If you don't win in 7 turns while fighting the Pure Anabolic Steroids you'll get a cut scence and still win.

-Improving Horace. Horace is useful at the start when fighting the wrestlers in the pub, but gets sucky fast. You can raise his attack and defense by talking to a lizard in the forest later on in the game. Horace is still not as good as the human characters though.

-Liberace and Vincent can get close to Level 40 each while fighting the Ultimate Warrior fights. Just make them defend and not die and they will gain a lot of EXP from the fights. If they do die you could always reload and try again.
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Found a nasty bug.

After getting the 3 materials for the "kick-ass" sword and giving them to Jeb to make Slicearilla, after Jeb finished crafting it, my character couldn't move. The game didn't freeze, he just wouldn't move.

I did find a workaround for it.

If you stand behind Jeb BEFORE giving him the 3 materials (even though the game warns you NOT to do that), the game will seem to freeze for a moment, but after a few seconds you'll get the sound and visual effects of the sword being crafted. Then Jeb will force your character over one space which will get you unstuck. And you'll still get the Slicearilla.

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Not sure if this is relevant, but I had Dickie, Liberace, Vincent and Prescilla in my party, and I'd already gotten the Horse, but hadn't recruited any of the other ladies yet. And I hadn't talked to the ninjas or done any of their missions yet. I had already talked to both Love Docs though.

And yes, I chose Billy Blue Beard over the other boatman earlier in the game.
I might one day release a finished version of the game, where everything's closed up and refined and surely the MBs will be hacked and slashed down to a sane amount.

....but....

I dunno, me and my friend made this to make each other laugh and then put it on the net more as a joke than anything. I know of some people who have downloaded it and actually played it which is cool and makes me feel like I've shared something with the humans of the world, but it still remains more of a tongue in cheek joke then anything serious.

I have downloaded both programs and if I ever do make this into a finished product I will surely use them to cut down some MBs, thanks Mr. Segnin.
For the love of...you've got about 200 MB of WAV files in here!!

You really should compress the largest wav's to mp3's. Like the wav that's 50 MB. And the wav that's 40 MB. And the wav's that are 20 MB...

And even some of the mp3's are ridiculously long--a Miles Davis blues song that's 27 minutes long?! WTF?!
Another one that's 18 minutes long?...No, I'm sorry, but although your game, judging by the screenshots, doesn't look half bad, still, nobody (other than me apparently) is going to download a 500 MB comedy game.

So, first use this to encode all the large wav's to mp3's:
http://www.rarewares.org/mp3-lamedrop.php

Then use this to cut the length of the mp3's :
http://mpesch3.de1.cc/mp3dc.html

Start with the blues song--cut it down to about 2-3 minutes or so.
Then for the mp3's of the long FF Black Mage's songs, cut them where the music starts to loop.

Alternatively, you can cut the mp3's to the duration the song is set to play in your game. In other words, if the song will only play for a minute in your game, then you only need a minute-long mp3 of that song

Do all this and you'll cut your game's size in half, maybe even more.
And although 200 - 250 MB is still large, it's far more tolerable for an RPG Maker game.
Oh wait I know where the Ghostbusters thing comes from. In the audio folder is a an mp3 of a heavy metal ghostbusters theme song cover by a band called xentrix. It is a battle themed used when you fight one of the 13 ghosts that Vincent wants to seal.

I had originally planned for Vincent to enlist Winston Zeddemore in a side quest to seal the second to last ghost but never got around to it. In fact that sidequest isn't in fact done (currently only 5 ghosts are available to seal), i put two more on a haunted train but never put the option up at the train station for some reason (forgot). As for the last 6 of the 13...heck there's plenty of room to involve the Ghostbusters in Vincent's sidequest still...when I flesh out some detail they'll probably make their way in. Thanks for reminding me about that.
Answers:

1. Yeah you're right. It's a free game and no one's holding a gun to anyone's head to download it so that's a mute point. If you think it's too big or doesn't interest you then all you have to do is not play it basically.

2. Ghostbusters are awesome. Though I don't think they ever show up at any point of the game. Do you mean you're angry cause there's no Ghostbusters? I can add some if you want.

3. Those pens are cool...my friend used to have one.

4. Then delete it I guess.
A few things...

1. 500+ MB of unfitting MP3s = no way in hell are people going to give this game the time of day.
2. Ghostbusters? You've got to be kidding me.
3. Novelty Pen: "When turned upside down a naked lady appears!"

I know this is supposed to be some sort of childish-humor comedy game, but I have yet to see anything that's encouraged me to progress yet.
face youre ban
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