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Jurven... a reasonably normal man, if not a bit snide in his mannerisms. He must make a rough decision: saving humanity from a fate worse than death, or cryogenic stasis (apparently). Well, while cryogenics may take several decades to be discovered, one thing is for sure. The doors of the Mind have been placed in harm's way. Final Hearts, the interconnecting chamber to the mind has been penetrated deeply... and its security, compromised. Two omnipotent beings have altered the very reality of the Mind's fabric weave, with colors on whites, and bleach on color...

Roy Latrice, Jurven's supposed friend, is merely a pawn in this dilemma. In being possessed, Roy fears for his inevitable insanity. The end result: drug consumption. While not only an extremely idiotic decision, this also proves incredibly useless. Jurven, practically the last man standing within Earth's shattered reality, has been chosen to mend the Mind's fabric for reasons even he is unsure of.

Roy opens a portal to a land beyond time, imagination, and budget costs. Especially the Fourth Wall.

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Bugs bugs bugs...

I pulled off the asstastic alpha demo after playtesting this thing legitimately from the beginning of the game. No thanks to the 11-something downloaders who went for it.

Gamebreaking bug: the kraken. Originally intended as a joke boss, since then, it's became a more serious enemy like most other bosses. Upon defeating it, you gain WAY TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE AND MONEY. I warned in the asstastic alpha demo to avoid going above level five, but you can't very well do that with the kraken battle, can you?

More reports to come...
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  • outlander145
  • RPG Tsukuru 2003
  • 11/23/2009 08:12 AM
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son of a bitch, did kentona get back on staff?
Resident Terrapin
i like half naked girls how could this game be bad????????
Oh they got you too, Magi

they got you too ):
"Winning" internet arguments via dismissive hyperbolic falsehoods and selective ignorance.
Wasn't this posted and obtained horrible reception on Gaming World a few years back?
I'm guessing this is just a joke game based on this very title screen.
YES. I held interest for a few mere MINUTES! Victory achieved.
Oh, and Corfaisus... for the record; you're thinking of Final Hearts. Of course, history has all but deleted that, so you don't really have much in the way of proof that it ever existed. It was all in your mind. Never mind that this got a misao... Final Hearts was a figment. You will forget I even posted this message, and kick yourself in the nuts two days from now. *snaps fingers*
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
holy cocks this looks like the best game ever
i am dead serious
an aristocrat of rpgmaker culture
hmm i trolled this game into oblivion about 2 years ago ......but now i am too old
Well, if anybody liked Final Fallacy at all, I hope this follows even remotely in the same vein.
Ciel, you're never too old to troll on amateur game design. I'm sure you would've hopped right on the bandwagon, maybe even "reviewed" if I had a download available at this very moment.
The Evony of RPG Maker Games, pending review title.
Its a game with a half naked girl as the title screen. Why complain?
Hey, all. Now you have full complaining rights.
Holy fucking hooray, man!! My first unsub! Hurry you other two loyal followers, follow pursuit and desub as well!!

Hmm... maybe this should go on hiatus as well as the other project. I can't seem to find the time these days to do anything else other than play crap like Mass Effect, so, meh.
aaaaahhhh....when is this game ready?
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