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You do shit and then you die.

  • Craze
  • 11/23/2011 03:10 PM
  • 24252 views
I played this game just now, and read the RPS review (well, I read part of it, then played the game when it told me to, and then finished reading it).

I mean, this is the kind of game that I find pointless and meaningless. That's why I never bothered playing it before the RPS article told me to, because I always walk away from these types of games going "that was a waste of my time."

Anything with pizzicato music, lo-fi graphics and abstract messages about death is, like, a 0/5 in my book. It's been done to undeath on Newgrounds, and it's not art because it's boring and it's trash. The fact that Upgrade Complete 2 had an "indie" mode that turned it into a black and white game with stereotypical "eerie" music and phrases flashing onto the screen going WHERE AM I, WHY AM I HERE, IS THIS HEAVEN OR HELL, etc. made me laugh the fuck out loud.

Wither didn't change my mind about this "indie" genre, because it's not part of that genre. Don't get me wrong, I didn't like it! I thought it was pointless, and not very entertaining. I finished it because I wanted to know what all the hype was about. It's not a part of that "indie" genre (how derogatory toward the wide-spread realm of actual indie games) because I could get that it was meant to be a game and not ~art~. You do shit. Nice.

Why 3/5, then? If this was only barely above a 0/5, how did three stars appear? Do twelve flowers equate to three stars? A 4:1 ratio? No, fool; it's that because Wither is a game and not an attempt at ~art~, I can respect it without liking it. It's called being grown-up!

Reasons for the stars:

1) Consistency. The game is in all caps. The game's graphics all work together perfectly, and you can always tell what they are. The music fit, even if I thought it was stupid (but nothing else would have worked, but since I didn't actually like anything else, there's no way to win here; so, take your star and go crawl into a grave with it).

2) Resolution. It was dumb in and of itself (and it was really in there), but honestly? You got your twelve flowers that visually appeared as twelve flowers on your menu screen (why didn't the coins show up?), which gives the game a sense of progression. When you finally leave the game, you've definitely completed it. Kudos for that.

3) The car. You have a car. Did it run into a tree? I think it ran into a tree. When you approach it, it crumbles. This was simple, probably done before, but still brilliant. I'd rate it 3 Joss Whedons out of 2.

Still, I didn't like it, and I don't think it's a fun or worthwhile experience. But hey, it's not the same shit as the actually bad shit, it's just not my cup of spiced black tea.

Wither is a game where you do shit and then you die.

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DE
*click to edit*
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My posts might seem harsh, but that's just the way I am - straight to the point. Anyhow - there's one thing I disagree entirely with some of you and this is the thing I believe is the most damaging to the community - the belief that all feedback is good feedback and learn how to handle criticism or GTFO.

I just can't begin to tell you how: a)wrong you are, b)negative a stance this is. First, there IS such thing as worthless feedback. When someone tells you your game is great, it's actually good feedback - you feel you've made something worthwhile, something that entertained someone for a few hours. You are motivated to work on your next game. When someone says your game sucks, it's not good feedback. All it tells you is there are douches in the world who don't enjoy your game. LIKE YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT. You have no idea what to fix, if there even is anything to fix, and you feel demotivated. These are of course the most simplistic and extreme examples, but they do prove the "theory of equal feedback" wrong.

Now - if you still don't understand why saying someone's game is a POC and leaving it at that is wrong, I don't know what to say to you. You're a terrible person. There is, however, a fixation in this community I can't wrap my head around. The belief that every comment must be critical in nature to help the developer, well, develop. In theory this is good, in practice it legitimizes people being assholes and lifts the burden of having something, anything good to say about someone else's work. "Hey, we don't like games here, we're DEVELOPERS! We have to kick each other's games into oblivion *wink* in order to become better Pokeyman trainers developers!" It's destructive. Very destructive. It leads nowhere. It reminds me of a bunch of hyperrealists criticising each other's work to become true masters of photo-realistic paintings. The result? A faux photograph, but certainly not art. Same thing here - it's like RMNers don't want to make games that entertain people, maybe even express themselves through their games (yes, it is possible), but strive for that perfect game that doesn't exist, AT ALL COSTS!, which breeds frustration (many of you are so frustrated, it's very visible). Also - it's one thing when a fellow developer that has one or more games under his belt offers criticism for my game, but when a guy who never seems to produce anything goes around picking apart people's games, it's even worse... goddamn theorists.

And it's not just about what you think about the game, it's also how you say it. I estimate most of the people here, especially the most vocal ones, don't know how to voice their opinions without being offensive. Reminds me of RL people who tell their friend that she's fat and wonder why she feels hurt. It's kind of the same thing going around here, but with fewer (any) consequences, well, apart from the active part of the community getting smaller every year. This is a real problem here, guys! I get it that many geeks are not assertive, but come on! Learn how to write without hurting others, it's not that hard. Someone wise once said: "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". While this approach would not work in this community (it IS a developer's site after all, so we need criticassm), it's good to have it in mind before posting anything. Especially a review such as this one.

Finally, I just can't get over the fact that anyone might think that writing a review of a game of a genre you hate is a good idea. IT ISN'T. Really, even though I hate racing games I don't go around visiting video game sites and telling everyone how shitty this genre is. I could always write down a couple of reasons why I don't enjoy that particular genre and then copy-paste them into a series of "reviews" of racing games with the only thing differentiating them being the title, but what would be the point? To prove I'm not a fan of racing games? Whoop dee doo, who cares, and why should they? This is the case with this review. Yeah, we get it Craze is allergic to atmosphere, stories, well-developed characters, and the only think he cares about is the battle system. OK, nothing wrong about it. But is there any point to him stalking the site and spilling vitriol onto the games that don't conform to his ideal?

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE negative reviews, but they have to be reviews, not an entry in Craze's diary! The reviewer cannot be biased, they have to approach the game with a neutral stance (ideally). A good review, heck, any review, must contain reasons for why the game is not good (or good), it must be an attempt to deconstruct each of its aspects at least partially. And what do we have here? I don't like this game therefore it sucks, followed by some juvenile sarcasm. Want a good negative review? Read Brickroad's reviews. They are HILARIOUS, and yet not at all malicious (unlike Craze's).

I know, I know... I'm wasting my time here, you people will never change. I could go on about how people here don't want to discuss game development but instead make statements and expect everyone to agree with them (the notion of the exchange of ideas is alien to some). How inflated people's expectations are, with some having the gall to hold RPG Maker games to the same standard as commercial games (which is fucking ridiculous). Maybe some other time. At least I got this one thing off my chest.
Solitayre
Circumstance penalty for being the bard.
18257
Oh good, it's been a while since we had review drama.

The first time I read this review, I actually misinterpreted it entirely and thought it was just an insanely venomous diatribe. However, when I read it again I realized it actually wasn't, and was praising some of the game's elements while claiming he disliked the genre in general. Which is to say, the review's presentation is pretty vague and unclear, which is bad, but I can't find fault with its actual content.
author=DE
My posts might seem harsh, but that's just the way I am - straight to the point.
Which is exactly what Craze could say about his review.

And I don't think "people" don't know how to express themselves without being offensive; it seems to me "they" actually go out of their way in their desire to be as offensive as possible. As to why they do it, well, if you have tact it means you are weak, doesn't it?
@DE: It's hard to reach a delicate balance between enough criticism and obsessive criticism. There's definitely a want for banal perfection from some folks here, I can understand why that's bad. The attitude has been around RMN for quite some time and causes people to forget that this is a simple hobby, or a stepping stone at best. I've crossed the line a few times and even took part in this "EVERYTHING SHOULD BE RIPPED APART" mentality way back. At one point I realized it's fuckin RPG Maker, and usually it's just a 13 year old kid just harmlessly wanting to show off his DBZ fangame or something.

Looking back at a lot of games made by Max getting slammed by "some people." I get why he felt victimized. Like his games were forever under the magnifying glass. p much everyone believed these harsh reviews were supposed to help him improve when really they just demotivated him through all this drama and shittyness. Like how is someone supposed to deal with all that? Yup he's just going to read and accept every complaint like its gospel and keep trucking. It's not even about the negativity, it grows into something much more hurtful. Though Craze's review is no where near the impact I just described (hell this review is barely related), it's just that more people should just review a game for what it is and keep in mind it's not made by professionals.

I think this really only applies to like what, 10 vocal people here (and me)... 2 or so years ago? But I guess it still persists once in awhile. It won't change through RMN staff policy or some magic trick. It's just a very difficult issue to tackle with so many people with so many different reasons for using rpg maker in the first place.
halibabica
RMN's Official Reviewmonger
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from Cozzer
if you have tact it means you are weak, doesn't it?

It seems like people love to polarize between being complete venomous jackasses and sugarcoating everything they say. There's actually this wonderful point in between those two where you can say the things you need to say without being too mean or too nice about it. It's called professionalism. Oh, but that's hard to do. And as we all know...

from Craze
being a dick is fun
DE
*click to edit*
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The problem is those 10 or so people set the tone of the whole community and it doesn't help that they're not only the most vocal, but in a way omnipresent.

Craze's "review" is in a way honest, but the whole point is - did it need to be written and submitted as a review? There's been many a time when I played a game, sometimes a well-regarded one, and though it was shit. I had no fun, the game lacked in so many departments, and I even felt like writing about it on the game's page, maybe not a review, but a lengthy comment. And you know what? I didn't. I knew that the author would feel like shit after reading that and my negative comment would accomplish nothing. And trust me, there were many games I had the urge to steamroll, for example Leo & Leah. I didn't enjoy that game AT ALL. But I knew the reason why - it's because I don't like this kind of game. Having this in mind I refrained from commenting on it (unlike Craze). Same with Legacies of Dondoran, Forever's End, and many more.

On the other end of the spectrum you had One Night. Quite a cool series of horror games that could've been even better with simple fixes, things that the author missed or didn't care about or thought they'd be good for the game. I wrote a comment and had a civil (I hope) conversation with the author about the game's shortcomings. It accomplished something. What does Craze hope to accomplish with this review? Once again prove he can act like a douche? Bottomline is - if you don't like a game, don't feel it can be improved in any way, it's just not your type of game - don't review it!

But what most gets on my nerves is when people write crap about a game and when the author comes out and defends his game they say something along the lines of: "learn to take criticism, this site is for improving yourself as a developer, there's no bad feedback" and so on, this kind of excuses for them being assholes. The issue I have with it all is that the staff condone this type of behavior, see nothing wrong with it, or even participate in it. To me this is inexcusable. As long as the staff not only approve of reviews such as this one, but also don't take steps to combat this mentality, this site, as I've already said, will be crap for feedback and other communities will treat it with well-deserved contempt. "But we're professionals here and other sites are for noobs!" my ass.
author=Hali
There's actually this wonderful point in between those two where you can say the things you need to say without being too mean or too nice about it. It's called professionalism

I call it "meeting the minimum requirements to be a funcional member of any kind of group of people". I mean, it's not an epic feat. It's normal.

It should be.

author=DE
Bottomline is - if you don't like a game, don't feel it can be improved in any way, it's just not your type of game - don't review it!
author=DE
As long as the staff not only approve of reviews such as this one, but also don't take steps to combat this mentality, this site, as I've already said, will be crap for feedback and other communities will treat it with well-deserved contempt. "But we're professionals here and other sites are for noobs!" my ass.
"Do as I say, not as I do" at its finest. Unless your first quote applies exclusively to games, I guess.
I just want to say that, while I don't like this review at all (as I don't like most of Craze's reviews), I think it's definitely solid enough to pass as a valid review.
Versalia
must be all that rtp in your diet
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leave britney ALONE!!!!!
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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Sauce
So in the end, I give your review 3 stars. Why 3 stars?
1) Consistency. Your review was consistently bad. That's difficult to accomplish, considering how poorly it was written.

2) That Thanksgiving turkey. Normally I hate reviews like this, but that turkey was excellent, so I'm in a good mood.

3) Buffy. This has nothing to do with anything, and might not make sense to people who don't know me. But this is why I give you 3 Joss Whedons out of 2.

So 3 star review. Don't get me wrong, your review still blows. But I'm worried about you bitching back at me, so I'll fall back on my decent 3 star rating.

I just died. This post is hilariously perfect.

Yeah, we get it Craze is allergic to atmosphere, stories, well-developed characters, and the only think he cares about is the battle system.

This is obnoxiously false.
Solitayre
Circumstance penalty for being the bard.
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author=DE
You are motivated to work on your next game. When someone says your game sucks, it's not good feedback. All it tells you is there are douches in the world who don't enjoy your game. LIKE YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT. You have no idea what to fix, if there even is anything to fix, and you feel demotivated. These are of course the most simplistic and extreme examples, but they do prove the "theory of equal feedback" wrong.


I would consider telling someone that their game sucks without offering any suggestions for improvement as worthless feedback. I am pretty sure most people would.
One big primary rule of reviews is that you should at least appreciate or be familiar with a genre before you go in trying to review something that falls under said genre. Otherwise it becomes a bitter commentary of the genre itself, which is entirely self-defeating and offers zero objective qualitative reasoning.

This review is really fucking confusing. RMN's ideal of "all opinions are golden and to be respected" is kind of naive, IMO.
author=narcodis
This review is really fucking confusing. RMN's ideal of "all opinions are golden and to be respected" is kind of naive, IMO.


It's a poorly written review. Not very useful. Doesn't mean it should be denied. The same goes for crappy projects. Don't like it? Don't play it, don't read it, or make a comment.

I dunno if "all opinions are golden and to be respected," because certainly all projects are not golden and are often trashed. Hell, loads of people just came on and trashed this review. What I do know is that there's pretty much no censorship. That's not naive.

author=Mellytan
In short, if Craze had said something more coherent and respectful such as "I really don't like this kind of game because the 'gameplay' is not compelling in and of itself, its attempts to be thought-provoking are laughably pretentious, and its aesthetic is derivative and overdone, I give it a 1/5," ....I would have no problem with this review.

But that's essentially what the review says! You just softened it some... But I bet even that choice of words would have caused a reaction. Stuff like "laughably pretentious" or "derivative and overdone" would be more than enough to hurt sensibilities around here. Geez! Even the sole act of openly admitting you don't like something makes people go: "Hur Dur, if you don't like it, why are you commenting on it?"

author= DE
My posts might seem harsh, but that's just the way I am - straight to the point. Anyhow - there's one thing I disagree entirely with some of you and this is the thing I believe is the most damaging to the community - the belief that all feedback is good feedback and learn how to handle criticism or GTFO.

I hope that's not directed at me because I would never say "GTFO" to anyone. ;^; ...I think you're looking at this whole issue form the wrong perspective and that you should do something about it, but I would never suggest you're someone dispensable. I understand that you're concerned about the community, but then again, who isn't? - I'm sure there's a happy inbetween there somewhere for both bands... You've heard it already. This review is valid, there's some good in it among the bad stuff. That should be enough for anybody.

Look, (good) criticism is like gold. Is valuable and is scarce. You have to crush entire mountains of feedback to get a sizable amount of criticism that you can put to good use. But for the same reason you must think before tossing away even the tiniest of stones, no matter how rough it looks. - When people complain about how we are assholes and the like, I just can't help but thinking all they really want is for someone to hand them a 24k gold ring, tell them how special they are, and live happily ever after. ...Too bad life isn't a fairy-tale.

Seriously though, things are never that easy. Don't expect other people's compliments to feel good about yourself. If that's the only "good feedback" you're expecting then your're in the wrong track here. You need to be more confident about what you do, and realize you are your only and best critic. Other's people opinions should be just a tool for you, a compass, nothing more. If you can't see it that way and instead you let your feelings overwhelm you and turn you into a bitter person, then that's something you can't blame others for.

That being said. I wouldn't mind some more conscious moderation of all things submitted to this site, (including games) but we all know that's just not going to happen. After all, the higher the stats, the better Rmn is doing, right? right? =P
author=Versalia
leave britney ALONE!!!!!


Good point.
I like how this gets 55 (now 56) posts simply due to ensuing fallout and drama regarding the intentions of the reviewer and what counts as an acceptable review. We don't see half as much attention on reviews that people agree with or that obviously had a lot more work put into them (no offense to Craze, I'm pretty much indifferent to the actual content of this review, by which I mean his position regarding wither, but it's certainly not a labor of love by any stretch of the imagination).

& yes I'm aware of the inherent hypocrisy of this comment.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
15170
NewBlack
I like how this gets 55 (now 56) posts simply due to ensuing fallout and drama regarding the intentions of the reviewer and what counts as an acceptable review. We don't see half as much attention on reviews that people agree with or that obviously had a lot more work put into them (no offense to Craze, I'm pretty much indifferent to the actual content of this review, by which I mean his position regarding wither, but it's certainly not a labor of love by any stretch of the imagination).

& yes I'm aware of the inherent hypocrisy of this comment.


RMN is the best
author=NewBlack
& yes I'm aware of the inherent hypocrisy of this comment.


Are you also aware of the irony in the "let's cut the drama" message?
author=calunio
author=NewBlack
& yes I'm aware of the inherent hypocrisy of this comment.
Are you also aware of the irony in the "let's cut the drama" message?


I never said anything about cutting the drama at all. It would just be nice if other types of reviews could get a slice of the action too. There's obviously enough to go around considering things like DE's reply being longer than the review it's for and there being almost 60 comments etc.

I don't care if there's drama or not, I'd just like to see more non-drama-related activity also. It creates an environment where only controversy gets attention, which is probably not good for the "morale" of some would-be reviewers or contributors who'll expect to pretty much have their submissions overlooked by the majority of the regulars here because they're busy doing.. well. This.
Well, if people agree entirely with a review, there's really not much to post. They'd post either to disagree or to add something.