Tip: Don't hit the fairies.

But it's so true. You want to live? Don't hit fairies. To quote myself:
"Actually fairies suck arse. You can ask Nessy about that one. She'll tell you the truth... and throw fairies at you. And you'll cry... because fairies are bitches. And they hate you. They hate us all. Evil fairies. Eviiiil~"