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*UPDATE* I added a ton of shi, uh, stuff. I was going to put this on Greenlight for free, but Steam changed how submissions work. Oh well. Have fun!

*Note, I accidentally deleted my download instead of updating it, so I now have zero downloads.....

It's Finally Here! Almost three... uh, six years in the making!!!

This is a completed 35+ hours, fully functioning and tested RPG. This game started out as a "Farce" about me being a ♥♥♥♥ to my D&D campaign players via inside jokes and toilet humor. Since the game was universally enjoyed, I continued to expand it's contents. Eventually, about 3000'ish people have now played through and beaten this game, and I have received mostly positive feedback. There is even a Lets-Play on Youtube of two of the beta versions of this game. This game features:
- 25 Unique Classes ( 14 basic, 10 'evolved', and 1 Secret ).
- Childish humor at the expense of my family and friends.
- An in-game town that you can build and upgrade (and attempt to unbalance the game with).
- Blatant humorous satirical copywrite infringement.
- NewGame+ option with alternate Final boss fights for multiple playthroughs.
- Plentiful Hidden sidequest/areas/treasures... Everywhere...
- 'Campy' first chapter that most people don't play beyond...
- 15 Playable and diverse characters to find.
- Inside jokes that you will never understand.
- Fishing Minigame ( Breath of Fire style ) , Fish grant combat buffs.
- Every single default RPG Maker VX Ace map.
- Strategic Collectible Card mini-game... (that's hard to understand).
- An Arena, featuring wager/gain combat and optional gauntlet.
- Childish insults directed at my Ex-Wife.
- Triple Triad... Yep. Why not. Also, other random mini-games.
- Deep character customization via numerous equipment types, accessories, adornments, relics, and orb slots.
- Combat animations... Terrible, basic combat animations...
- Elemental Fields and Combat favor add 'diversity' to stale combat.
- Did I mention blatant humorous satirical copywrite infringement?

If you encounter an error/issue, let me know and I will fix and patch. If you believe the first chapter is stupid, I agree ( I left it untouched due to its roots as the "Farce"). If you get stuck, the Lets-Play by JacksawJack on YouTube can give you a walkthrough: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZvWpKwWZ5I&list=PLEgSZMy-H9QtD0jLNvysfl78Sjoo0IV3P )
For those without RPG Maker VX Ace; Direct Download link (Google redirect to Microsoft Onedrive):

http://goo.gl/0xT7FW

To patch, simple extract the file over your old installation. You should NOT have to backup your saved games.

--Enjoy

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Long RPG that basically just wastes your time. There isnt much plot, most of the time the characters make inside jokes about the developer and how he makes everyone go to wherever for no particular reason. There is no effective way to make your characters stronger especially when magic is very weak in this game and late game monsters all have some inexplicable resistance to physical attacks. This makes most battles drag on for very long where you are in no danger but the enemies take forever to kill. Bosses are either extremely easy or instant death since the game has alot of random side bosses that just mop the floor with u. I got as far as castlevania before the game randomly crashed due to having a bunch of different scripts just mixed in it. At its core its just another RTP game.

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Long RPG that basically just wastes your time.


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