The Game is On

Follow the adventure of the unlikable-in-every-way Gene Starwolf, Wolfman Space Pirate, as he demonstrates his skills as Governor of Hawaii. Or he would, had he not been kicked out of power by a powerful foe. You must help him find a crew of lunatics and sociopaths capable of helping you retake the government, and along the way, maybe even discover friendship and unity. Probably not though.

This started as a coin game between my friends and I, and one day we decided to turn it into the funniest game we could possibly make. So we did! That was years ago. We have an estimated eight hours of gameplay so far (We have no idea), filled with friendly non-human humor, and the game is nowhere near being complete! The game is currently in Alpha, but due to our build speed, it may not advance too much, so we're releasing it now for you to try! We have a lot of ways to go before it's finished, but after a year of stagnation, we had to release at least a part of it.

Just some tips for you to get started: The enemies at the start will be very powerful, as game balancing hasn't been fully implemented yet. Don't be afraid to save very, very often. Sorry about that. Once you get a few levels though, you'll find it a breeze until you advance. Probably.

This game contains:

-Adult Language!
-Adult Themes!
-Crude Jokes!
-Morbid Humor!
Inconsistent Voice Acting!
-Tiddlywinks! (Not yet implemented)
-Game Padding Quests!
-Custom Music and Sprites!
-Dated Cultural References!
-Disproportionately Adjusted Audio!
-Fun?

Enjoy! With Parental Guidance!