Uzi's Drugged Adventures: Vengeance with a side of eggs

Have you ever wanted to play a game that you knew was awful? (Like the whole purpose of playing the game was to see how bad it was.) Well Uzi's Drugged Adventures is that game.

You play as a girl named Uzi. She starts off is some sort of rehab center or mental institution. The nurse starts asking questions about Uzi's life, but Uzi can't remember. Uzi see's a bottle of something and decides to snort it up her nose (I seriously can't make this shit up.) Uzi starts having hallucinations. This is when she meets a guy who is trying to restore her memory. But of course Uzi pays no attention to him, only caring about drugs.



Besides Uzi, which is really well done by the way, the game uses RTP. Get prepared to be visually horrified and to cover your ears with terror. I'm not saying that you can't use the RTP, but at least you need to use it well. The maps are big and full almost nothing interesting. In addition the author of the game has chosen musical BGMs from the RTP that just don't fit the game. I mean this is supposed to be a drugged out adventure. Hearing a nice and peaceful town score in the background just doesn't make sense.

Well, what about the game play? Well I can tell you for one thing it is evented quite well. Uzi has a gun that can shoot bullets. If she walks into enemies she will take damage. So you need to keep your distance and hit the shoot button multiple times to kill an enemy. My problem with some of the mechanics is the speed. You will want to hold down the run button while you also press the shoot button. This is because some enemies move quite quickly. I think you should have evented in a faster speed for Uzi (or even make her run all the time.) In addition I think the bullets come out of the gun a little bit too slow. For a comedy game I think you could have made it a bit funner by making Uzi's gun a bit more over powered.



There isn't a lot going for this game other than the occasional gag about Uzi being a drug addict. The game play isn't that great and the visuals and sound design will likely leave a bad impression. In essence most players won't want to continue playing this game just to see what happens in this crazy story. There's some nice ideas sort of floating up there, but in reality land this game scores a 1 / 5.