GOURD_CLAE'S PROFILE

Reality is a lovely place...but I wouldn't want to live there~♪

Hiya, I'm Gourd_Clae!
I'm a chill guy with a Kingdom Hearts-esque avatar.
And, I absolutely adore video games!
I'd also like to say I'm a fairly decent writer.
Lastly, if there's one favorite thing I like to do, it's talk! So, don't be afraid to say "hello"!






~Gourd's Favorite Quotes Gallery~


" I'm sorry baby Cthulu, I didn't mean to make you cry! "
--- Gourd_Clae---


" Kids these days! Always ' I wanna design video games! '
Why don't they ever choose a respectable job like Firefighter, Police, or a Porn star?! "
--- Some Old Hag---


" I hold grudges. "
--- Gourd_Clae---



" If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil? "
--- Leophard---



" Quoting Galore~ (totes not stolen from gourd~) "
--- ivoryjones, in her carbon copy of my Quoting Gallery---



" They keep talking about killing me. I think I like that. "
--- Gourd_Clae---



" Tiny wolverines in your underwear. "
--- Trihan ---




" Where am I going to go seduce old guys now "
--- Strangeluv ---



" Ocelot is not a bishounen!!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---




" One year closer to when giraffe marriage is finally legalized "
--- LockeZ ---



" One can never have too much brownies. "
--- King Arthur, irc ---




" OVERMODERATION IS KILLING THE NANNY STATE THAT IS RMN!"
--- Kentona ---



" I'm going to skip over the deep conversation on language and just post what I got when I did it.

Typed in: Dude, where's my car?

Got back: Hello, car.

Apparently I found my car while waiting for that to finish translating. "
--- Neverm0re---



" when your ban, your ban so hard even your gender is purged from having ever existed "
--- Max McGee---




" need more dominatrix nessy fanart "
--- Karsuman---



"
Gourd_Clae :: Erm, look at the comments on the video. Like 100,00 people think she's cute

Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: 100,000 people are also murderers and Dracula, statistically "
--- IRC, Debate About YouTube Singer's looks---




" Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: people who put things in their coffee
CAVE_DOG _IS_BACK :: are terrorists. basically. "
--- IIRC---



" Kaiterra :: I mean what's Facebook basically?

thatbennyguy :: an empty cup. "
--- IIRC---




" Gourd_Clae :: Also, she's kind of chubby, but still really sexy, Clareain.

InfectionFiles :: More cushion for the pushin'! "
--- In the Random Art Topic---




" It's too bad they couldn't keep things calmer. It would have been nice if the strike had only been...

( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

... a miner incident. "
--- LockeZ, regarding miners ---



" You make me cry pincushions. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---



" Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "
--- Pyramid_Head ---



" Today's user title is brought to you by the letter N "
--- Link_2112 ---




" Life is turn based. Your turn. "
--- ivoryjones ---



" Everybody starts a noob. "
--- Craze ---



" I was viciously gangstalked by a group of ducks today. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---



" Gourdy keeps the last dodo in his basement. "
--- CyberDagger ---


"I guess some people are part of this new anti-capitalizing-i movement... "
--- Deckiller ---



"Gourd_Clae secretly fantasizes about Roxas topping him- and getting circumcised by the broken glass lining his anus :P "
--- BurningTyger ---