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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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The Screenshot Topic Returns

Suggestion: Two rooms of this kind of dungeon is more than enough.
Suggestion: Fill in some of the useless area around the outside with impassable black background
Suggestion: If it's boring, add more stuff. Why is the player in there? Surely it's not just a random empty cave, right? Because then you wouldn't be in there.
Suggestion: No seriously. Stuff. Things. Describe the plot and events in and around this area and I'll help you brainstorm ideas.

Disallowing the use of other programs

author=firevenge007
All I was looking for was some help - since this is the help forums. If you can't help me, that's that. You don't need to go out of your way to call my game crap. You're entitled to your own opinions, but it would be better if you kept them to yourself when I'm not even asking for feedback.

I didn't call your game crap; I haven't played it. These are the help forums, so I was giving you help. It's just the help you asked for clearly wasn't the help you actually needed.

I've been trying my absolute hardest to help you this entire time. I promise. I don't know how many more ways I can reword it to convince you to not do this thing.

Mafia - RMN BD Discussion! (OOC / Loser Thread)

Did I scare people off by drawing a thing?

You don't have to draw a thing guys, you just have to pick a species from the list. I am just insane.

Hidden Items?

Having personally quit DQ7 halfway through specifically because of the hidden items, I will strongly argue against the fact that it worked.

FF8 / FF7 / Parasite eve... Are those the same game?

Uh, speaking as a game designer, taking a few minor visual aspects of one character and using them in another game doesn't make those two games the same game. That seems like super duper common sense.

Now, if every single enemy, dungeon, town, cut scene, piece of dialogue, gameplay mechanic and background music were 100% identical except for a few things like that, I'd say, yeah, they're pretty much the same game. But what you have is about as much as the similarity between Mario Bros. 2 and Tomb Raider.

(Plus, Eve and Ultimecia don't even look remotely the same, they're just both females with reddish colored parts in their lower halves. Plus, all scientists look the same. Plus, who cares? Plus, FF7 and FF8 are actually part of a series and have tons of much bigger things in common on purpose. This topic is so stupid for so many reasons.)

What are you thinking about right now?

Oh.

Well, that would've made more sense if you'd said what kind of dollars they were, since I think everyone assumed you meant either US dollars or something very close to them like Canadollars. Especially confusing since your location in your profile is "Hi."

In that case it's only unusual because it's from an aunt instead of a parent or grandparent, heh

Disallowing the use of other programs

S'true. When you didn't pay any money for a game, you have no investment in it - so if it gets retarded, instead of cheating you're just gonna quit.

Only if it gets retarded and was made by your friend who asked you to play it will you actually cheat. For example: this topic.

(Though that's assuming that cheating takes more effort than quitting. If I somehow accidentally access a debug menu in a game, and it asks me DO YOU WANT A MILLION EXP Y/N, I might play around with it for giggles.)

Hidden Items?

author=LockeZ
(You can get also get a second zodiac spear at the end of the game, through a process that is even worse)

I did say that you could get one later!

But yeah, the chest has a 10% chance to appear. If it appears, there's a 10% chance it'll contain an item instead of gil. And if it contains an item, there's a 10% chance it'll be the zodiac spear instead of a knot of rust. So that's a 1/1000 chance, when entering the room, that you'll get a spear. To reset the chest, walk three rooms away and then come back. (And then you have to, once again, NOT be wearing the accessory that has the description "makes chests have better loot" and is required to get rare items from any treasure chest in the game except the zodiac spear, which inexplicably works in reverse. If you're wearing that accessory, you will never get the spear.)

If you assume it only takes sixty seconds to walk three rooms away (which gives the chest a chance to respawn) and then walk back, that's fifteen hours of farming a single treasure chest, on average. In actuality it takes more than sixty seconds and so it's even longer than that. I spent three hours walking back and forth between those rooms trying to farm one before ultimately quitting. FF12 is duuuuuuumb.

Disallowing the use of other programs

author=firevenge007
author=SorceressKyrsty
author=firevenge007
So what I told my friend was that he couldn't hack it, but eventually he did :P (Well he had some help from a friend of his)
Stabbing Victim: What are you gonna do, stab me?

You're pretty much chasing your own tail with this endeavour. I don't need to reiterate points already made by this topic.
which is why i'm asking for help...?
a stabbing victim doesn't stay on the ground after being stabbed, he goes to the hospital to get fixed up.

What you're doing is trying to add an extra layer of silk to your body armor and then going back and asking to be stabbed again. What you should be doing is not going down that alley any more. Just go home and let them do what they want because what you want is literally impossible. No armor is impenetrable, and when you're working on a $0 budget you really can't even create armor that makes the knife stab hurt less; all that happens is you look really silly and make the non-stabbers want to stay away from you.

Like seriously. If I'd ever been considering playing your game, this topic would have absolutely guaranteed that I never, ever would.

Is pornography just another job

I generally despise porn actresses and actors (i will admit, I have seen my fair share of porn), but what about the times they are not doing porn, aren't they just regular people doing regular good and regular evil like all of us, should they not be then judged at such.


So basically it just now occured to you - for the first time in your life, presumably - that it's possible for a person to do different things at different times.

You're banned from ever speaking again. Good day.