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Max McGee
with sorrow down past the fence
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I CAN'T NOT MAKE GAMES.

I have enough lockerspace to hold an episode of Friends.

"We'll make a toast to absent friends and better days,
To remembering and being remembered as brave
And not as a bunch of whining jerks!

Don't lose your nerve.
Do not go straight
You must testify
(or I'm going to come to your house and punch you in the mouth)
cause CLOWNS MUST STAND."

- TW/IFS, "All The World Is A Stage Dive"
Iron Gaia
As the only human awake on board a space station controlled by an insane AI with delusions of deification, you must unravel the mystery of your own identity and discover: "What is the Iron Gaia?"

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[RMMV] [RMVX ACE] [RM2K3] [RM2K] Your top tens ruined this forum so-

what the hell has happened here clearly kentona has gone mad with...top...10...threads?

what? is. this. idonteven

[PENCIL & GODDAMN PAPER] The Other Kind Of RPG: The Dawnline

Wow, that's nice of you to do, Kentona.

Anyway, yeah, that's how Kickstarters go. It's weird. You get about 50% of your funding at the very beginning and another 40% chunk at the very end and that last 10% during the three weeks of panicked refreshing in between. It's why websites like kicktrack or whatever it's called are junk. They just extrapolate from your first few days and assume your funding will proceed steadily at that rate. Like if that algorithm bore any resemblance to reality, half of Kickstarter creators would be millionaires by now.

[PENCIL & GODDAMN PAPER] The Other Kind Of RPG: The Dawnline

There is another kind of RPG that is not digital but analogue. Without this ancient form of RPG we would not have RPGs as Square-Enix and kentona make them today. There are a lot of these old "books with games inside". And I mean a lot. Most of you guys could probably name D&D, Pathfinder (which is essentially D&D), maybe Shadowrun (that's the one I worked for), Vampire, maybe some of the Warhammer ones...but there are hundreds. Thousands, probably. And the vast majority of them are dead and unsupported.

I should know. I ran a tabletop RPG publishing company for over five years. 95% of the tabletop games you see on Kickstarter are CRAP just like 95% of everything is crap.



It is also made by amazingly prolific reviewer and tester/human game guinea pig/general betterer of RMN kumada who some of you might know. (I think that might be his voice on the video, not sure, but I'm almost positive he wrote what's being said.)

More importantly, it's been pitched to me as Vampire Hunter D meets The Oregon Trail meets The Way. I have only two words for that premise:

DO WANT!

You should check it out on Kickstarter and learn more.

Now I've gotta say goodbye for a little while.
<3
Max

P.S. The reCaptcha challenge is more of a game than probably 10% of the games on this site lol. I played it three times while making this post.

What are you thinking about right now?

Guys, starting 27 minutes ago, the following 30 days will determine if my very dreams are literally worthless or in fact the exact opposite in a transgressively quantitative way.



Maybe some of you know the feeling. Either way, I'd love any help you can spare.

These dreams started somewhere not too far from here, about 15 years ago. I think this is probably my last post for a while, so I wanted it melodramatic as fuck.

xoxo - Legion, Creator, Iron Gaia, Iron Gaia: Virus

over and out, rpgmaker.conneticut.

Screenshot Survival 20XX

not technically a screenshot, but I just got some sweet Iron Gaia fanart:



ps nice christmas map gourd

Alexander MF HAMILTON

you fags know you can't make me click on those links, right? :P

anyway ftr I have been exposed to every song you just threw at me already. despite any rumors to the contrary, I have in fact been dating a GIRL for the past 10 years so...occasional exposure to the deadly radiation that is musical theater just comes with the territory.

anyway, so let me get this straight, you guys are bizarrely defensive of musicals in the abstract, but have apparently never even heard of the best one ever written or staged, Hamilton, which is also maybe the most popular of all time?

is that about right?

Admitting Defeat - When A Videogame Breaks Your Spirit

UPDATE:

Level: 106
Vigor: 32
Attunement: 10
Endurance: 31
Vitality: 45
Strength: 52
Dexterity: 18
Intelligence: 9
Faith: 10
Luck: 8

Primary: Weapons: Black Knight Sword +5 (Max'd), Arbalest +7, Heavy Battle Axe +10 (Max'd)
Primary Shields: Lothric Knight Greatshield +6, Greatshield of Glory +4
Armor: Gundyr's set plus Cathedral Knight helm.
Rings: Prisoner's Chain, Estus Ring, Knight's Ring, Flame Stoneplate Ring
Equip Load: 94.1%

Embers: 5 left in the whole game except for very unreliable NPC drops. I've brought the shrine hag all the ashes there are to find and I've bought and used all the embers what come out.

Admitting Defeat - When A Videogame Breaks Your Spirit

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Personally when it comes to defeat it depends on how I'm failing. I also never beat Dark Souls 1 due to a mix of losing my save from the GFWL to Steam switch and having to do the dumpster heap of dragon butts and bloom known as Lost Izalith again and if the devs ain't gonna give a shit about their game I won't either. I never beat God Hand on hard because holy shit enemies in that game are rude on Level Die and I'd just get wrecked by the mandatory Trident Demon and Fembots in Electric Death Cage Match (then ps2s gotta ps2 and rip that). I never beat Metal Gear Rising on its hardest mode because it was just a giant fuck off slog and I ain't got time to waste on that.

Generally I don't care if I don't finish a game for whatever reason. It'll always nick my pride but I play games to have a neat experience. There's a million and one games out there that might catch my eye and there's not enough time to check 'em out. If I'm having a miserable time with no real result I'll just find something else to do with my time.


For actual DS3 tips:
- 27 vit (vigor? Whatever gives HP) and ember up is enough life to kill him. 27 is a good breakpoint since after that you get shitty returns and there's no other time to blow embers than on the final boss!

- Summon a buddy! I dunno if anybody's left at this point or what NPCs are available. I called up Yuria to finish the Dark Sign plotline and she did a great job distracting the boss while I just piled on fireballs.

- Use one of those consumable buffs for your weapon like the Carthas Rouge. I don't remember what Soul of Cinder is weak to but getting a bleed proc or similar buff can help a ton.

- Use the Power of the Raw ASS! (Astora Straight Sword) I dunno if it was nerfed like the Dark Blade but because Dark Souls 3 was balanced by a Markov Chain Generator it's stupidly effective, cheap to equip, and a straight sword in DS3 so it's already the best weapon class. Plus...

- Don't forget you can respec with a tongue. Poor stat allocation, stat taxes, or "I hope this weapon is as good as the raw ASS! (it isn't)" investments can be fixed with this. More life is usually a safe bet.

- Make sure you're at +9/+4, or even +10/+5 for your weapon. There's only so many slabs per NG so check up on where they are. There should be one or two that's easy to get. Look into the shield too, more stability is nice since iirc it's a % of how much stamina loss you resist so a higher +1 is worth more than a lower +1 (assuming it even gives an additional block).

- Rolling into enemy attacks is usually more effective than rolling away from. Video game physics! There's also a ring that gives more iframes when rolling but I don't remember the name.


Also FF9 is the culmination of issues with the ATB. Look up the ATB Wait Trick which should help a ton when fighting Necron. iirc there's some AI script bits you can take advantage of too, I think Necron always uses Blue Pulsar which is just HP=1 after Grand Cross so it isn't as critical to get your party back up right after it (plus you can take advantage of Steiner's Charge! attack which gives everybody in critical HP a free attack and only provokes one counter but I don't remember if Necron is counter-heavy or not.)


I can post my character's full stats if my totally broken spirit will allow me to power-on my PS4 with DS3 inside again, lol. I don't recall off the top of my head, but I think my Vigor is somewhere in the...40s? Really not sure.

My character is a straight-up knight build so STR, VIT, VGR, and END are all heavily prioritized. I've also got the crazy ring that gives them all like +5, along with the Flame Stoneplate ring, because most of the asshole forms that Soul of Cinder takes use fire attacks, or seem to.

I still have lost to this boss so many times so badly that there is a part of me that literally, not figuratively, makes me want to scream and/or cry at the thought of just putting the disc in and booting up the PS4 to see my character's endgame stats.

Alexander MF HAMILTON

As a general rule, I feel the same way about musicals as a class of media that the Westboro Baptist Church is convinced God feels about homosexuals.

I am the kind of person that would commit a genocide against musicals if they were something that could feasibly be genocided. If I had access to a genie a year ago I would have used up 33.333% of my wishes to wish them out of the world. You get my point, I think.

I hate musicals. I hate the idea of musicals. I am spiritually invested in hating the shit out of EVERY MUSICAL EVER MADE.

I was able to enjoy the Book of Mormon which I was lucky enough to see on Broadway during the original cast run, but only through the mental gymnastics of convincing myself that it was a some kind of an ANTI-MUSICAL and a giant TAKE-THAT at musicals in general (and in hindsight, I have to admit that as much as it takes the piss out of Mormonism and Africa and religion and belief and political correctness in general, structurally, it is a pretty straight forward musical).

Right now--having never even seen it, only heard it, on repeat, an increasingly embarrassing number of times--I am about as obsessed with the MUSICAL (technically...rap opera?) Hamilton as I have ever been obsessed with any piece of media I have ever consumed. I am totally rapt with its brilliance and its beauty, on so many levels, across so many dimensions.

Can it just be that good that my vendetta against musicals is somehow broken? What the hell (restricted to this particular context) is wrong with me?

Discuss!

I am setsuna

No you're not, you're solid89, I mean it says like right there.