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Hey! Uh... Don't mind my clothes, 
found them in the bin last week.

Happy holidays! Whatever you celebrate. 
Buy my game, it's free. And uh... yeah. 

Don't spend all your money in Christmas, 
mind your savings. And I don't know what
else to say.

If you don't know who I am, that's no problem,
just buy my game! It's free! And I'm poor!