First Interaction:
I've been sitting at my desk for a total of three hours trying to think of something funny to say. Holy shit. My brain is pulling an absolute fetus move on me right now. 
I'm getting completely friggin' BAMBOOZLED. I'm gonna slam my baby fists into the FUCKING dirt and SCREAM to whatever GOD IS LISTENING that he better give me a good zinger 
right this second or else I'm gonna throw hands and obliterate this entire city. But not actually though, because fuck prison. This is my first RMN event I've participated 
in and I'm lost, golly gee-fuckin' christ.

Second Interaction:
In all seriousness though, uh. I know I wasn't really active for a majority of this year, but I'd still like to thank you all for being such a nice and welcoming community. 
You all are great. I appreciate every single one of you, for both your personalities and your creations. Seriously, you guys. Thank you and Merry Christmas.

Appearance:
Female, large curly black hair with uhhh™ olive skin, and a teal sweater if possible. Thank you!
*PIB did not spend an actual three hours thinking of something funny to say