[Introductory] (one time appearance)
Heyo! It's me Clint... I'm new around here.
I rounded up 'ere from my motherland Philippines.
I don't exactly understandment why exactly my existence is here.
Givin' me a call dat someone hijacked the plane. With a bottle of shampoo..
Ended up 'ere. Stranded...
But look at the brightside...I'm well an' fine.
I gave my relatives a call already. It's a cold and lonely time here...kinda.
Met some good peeps here. Real nice.

[Main Dialogue]
Well Heyo! [insert character name here] lookin' alive and well 'ere.

>>>Choices (questions asked)

>About you:
Well I am aperson from the Philippines that likes to jive and cook. Likes to study and read about history and sci-fi stuff.
I think thats all for that.
>Reese? :
Well for you to know. I can be reasoned with, I can be bargained with...I can feel pity of remorse or fear...and I absolutely will not stop.
Ever. Until you are warm and cozy in the inside and outside with the comfort of this wonderful place.

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NPC can be just a guy wearing a cardboard box with a smiley on it wearing a black jacket.