1:
What? Do you want me to give you a gift? Are you a kid or what? Grow up.

2:
... Why are you still here? Do you really want a gift so much? I don't have it.

3:
Stop asking for a gift. I don't have it.

4:
... Fine. Merry Christmas! Happy now?
If you're still not satisfied with that, look for a gift elsewhere.

5:
(in a super small text): You might not know me, but thanks a lot for everything you do on the site.
I actually baked a cookie for you but the oven exploded. I keep on looking for a new oven to bake a new one, but it's already Christmas before I knew it. I know you're looking forward to the gift, but I don't have anything else to give. Sorry.


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