(Latest revision of this English translation: 2015
Some edits have been made in 2021 to run this game without the need for the Japanese runtime package)


Some notes on various translations and other things about the game. 


This game is the third in the series. Towelket 3 is the first, and Towelket 2 is the second.  
The author's games in their original form can be found here: http://www.freem.ne.jp/brand/1039

It's made in RPG maker 2000, so any problems running it can probably be fixed by downloading the RTP, if you haven't. (edit: this version has the RTP already in the game files)
This game uses the default battle system, which I could not fully change due to there being no official English version of RPG maker 2000. Thus, some Japanese particles will appear in between words during battles. (edit: battle strings should now show as intended)


Warning: The items below contain information from all points of the game. They shouldn't be particularly spoil-y, though. 

































Items:

Towelket - A type of blanket made of the same material/in the same way as a towel. Similar to a beach towel.

Circular curve controlled forcible warp device - 円曲線把握強制ワープ装置; Controlled is used to give the sense of "is activated by." "Arc reconizing compulsory warp device might be a little more accurate. 

Curse of curves - 曲がり角の呪い; curse of corners/turns/bends.


Characters:

Moochasu - もーちゃす. 12 year old protagonist of the game. 
*His name can be chosen in this version.
*While he may not be the protagonist of the first two towelket games, he shows up as a character in some games following this one, usually looking more feminine. (but still remaining male)

Lasagna - Written as Ra-za-ni-a; ラザニア. 
*In the evening scene, she is called various other things with 4 syllables, notably Zarigani (ざりがに), a type of crayfish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zarigani and Kanimiso (カニミソ), the brown meat from the body of crabs. ザザニア and ガガニア were written as "Zasagna" and "Gagagna" instead of Zazania and Gagania in order to keep with the idea of them being closer to "Lasagna"

Conchelle - Concheru; コンチェル.
*When talking about the horizon while looking out at the sea from the island, Conchelle says (地平線; ちへいせん; chiheisen) before correcting to (水平線; すいへいせん; suiheisen). Both mean "the horizon", however the former is used when speaking about the horizon over land, and the latter when speaking about the horizon over water.  

PPU - Pari-Pari Ume; ぱりぱりうめ. Ume are known as Japanese apricots or typically translated as "plums." Pari Pari means either crispy/crunchy or top class. Essentially, her name is "Crispy Plum". 
*The plums(ume) she sells at the beginning of the game bear her exact name. 
*Umeboshi are called "pickled plums" by english speakers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umeboshi
*Unlike the other 3 main characters, who are 12, PPU is an adult.

Chun - ちゅん. A small bird. His name is actually just the sound of a bird's peep. 
*Nightmare skill's true name is 夢魔双塵の境地也, something like "state of nightmare/dream demon's dual defilements".
*Pure Egoless State skill's true name is 無我無想の境地也, something like "state of no self and no mind".

Mitsue - 光恵. A beautiful announcer who shows up in a few other games in the series.
*She is mentioned by Lasagna and Conchelle when checking a TV in their home town. 
*The Game Over screen features a picture of Mitsue. 

Momen - もめん. An unusually heroic pon.
*He resembles a pon who, in other games, seeks a wife and typically becomes infatuated with Conchelle. 
*Possibly incidentally, もめん means cotton, which has the traits of being fluffy like pons as well as being material towelkets are made of.  

Armstrong-tan - アームストロングたん, a robot who was built by Momen. She appears to be named after the Armstrong gun. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armstrong_gun 
*Usually (but not always) refers to herself in third person.
*The heart she is holding in her portrait is sometimes drawn as part of her body by fans, due to it being unclear if it's part of her lower half. 
*When talking about "cornets", she means the food item http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/コロネ

Pucchi - Pucchi Wan-wan; ぷっちわんわん. A robotic dog-girl. Wan-wan being the Japanese sound for a dog's bark, her name is pretty much Poochy Bow-wow/Arf-arf/Woof-woof. 
*A character common to almost every game, she plays the role of an alternate robot body here and has no seperate personality from Armstrong-tan.  
*In other games, she is created by a scientist named Agochu. It's probable that she created both the Pucchi in this game and the little robots, as well as associated structures. 
*Agochu cameos in a weapon called "Agochu hammer". 

Very Cruel Rabbit - 非常残酷ウサギ. A rabbit-like robot. His name is something like "Extraordinarily merciless rabbit" or "Exceedingly inhumane rabbit" or "Extremely brutal rabbit". A little bit more than just "very", but due to space reasons, "very" works.



Acquired Titles:

Loves a cow - メス牛恋愛中 - in love with a female cow(cattle/bovine)
Pure maiden - 清純派乙女 - maiden who puts on a pure and innocent image
Shy maiden - 恥じらう乙女 - bashful/easily embarassed maiden
Worrying/Caring maiden - 気になる乙女 - concerned/caring/worried maiden
Lovebirds - あつあつ - (lit. Hot-hot) passionate, strongly in love, red hot relationship



Place and vehicle names: 

(Space battleship) Mark Pon - Pongou; ポン号.
Should really be more like "The Pon" or just "Pon". Literally something like "Number Pon" or "Model Pon" or "Type Pon". 

(Fighter) Sizimi - Shijimi; しじみ. A type of clam. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corbiculidae

KachiKachi City - カチカチシティ. KachiKachi  is the sound of clanking and clattering or of ticking and typing. 

Mochimochi City - モチモチシティ. Mochimochi means springy or soft and sticky in texture.



Other:

Wall jump - Triangle leap; 三角飛び - changing directions by jumping off a wall, thus making a triangle like path.

"心" is used quite a bit in this game in reference to robots having/not having them, in the sense of free will or emotions or certain other mental abilities. For the most part I tried to stick to "mind" but there are times when "heart" fits better, and so both words express the same idea of being a mindless, preprogrammed being at times.