WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

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author=facesforce
So... A girl in taiwan knows me, my family, and almost everything about me... Who in the hell is this girl? How does a 17 year old schoolgirl in Taichung know me? >.>

I am so shocked that I barely understand why I am talking to a Taiwanese girl over the phone that speaks English terribly. Even more so when she magically found my email and started sending me pictures of her. I mean, yes she is very very cute, but WHO IS SHE! X.X HOW DOES THIS GIRL KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?! I mean... She even knows my exact birth-date, blood type, the hospital I was born at in Rotterdam, my immigration, my job and where the hell I am sleeping tonight (For the curious, I am in Santa claus, Indiana right now, a small town in the middle of nowhere with a nice amusement park.)

...I don't have a clue. I don't remember talking to any asian girls three years younger then me... I don't have a clue where she is getting this intel.


EDIT: I don't care about her now, I bet she is just some girl who knows a realitive of mine. On a better note, I made my first let's play. Probably will make a ton of these obsessively, filled with my ineptitude, and completely with my cheap con man accent... Gah my voice sounds strange! Just finished, and beat for the first time, I expect you to die, as my test run. Other than my cursing, it came out great.


"How does she know where I was born and where I'll be sleeping!?!, btw internet here's where I was born and where I sleep"
Santa claus, Indiana

This is the key takeaway from the story
author=kentona
Santa claus, Indiana
This is the key takeaway from the story

XD There is a amusement park there called Holiday World, if you need a landmark to look at it. I believe I am missing a meaning though.

author=Link_2112
"How does she know where I was born and where I'll be sleeping!?!, btw internet here's where I was born and where I sleep"

Oh. XD That makes sense. Well, she is nice enough anyways.

If I ever realized how many times I messed up my spelling and pronunciation, the world could possibly understand the square root of zero. My english is passable, but a careful observer will realize how bad I am at it, along with the sheer amount of runon sentences and ridiculous metaphors, eventually it means nothing more then the section 2 which is as follows: Section 2: Deniability will be denied as soon as it is denied of Deniability.

I confused myself again XD
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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Burritos vs tacos, go! (eating a delishz burrito right now)

@facesforce The massagers at one hotel in Mauritius knew everything about their clients, and apparently get the knowledge through massaging. How the fuck did they know that my mother is feuding with her family.
AND~ My let's play for "I expect you to die" is up. XD This feels great. Shame I was half asleep when I made it.
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
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I'm thinking bout how sexy my avatar is
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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^ <3 <3 <3

Visited relatives today. They gave me £80, six leather wallets and five boxes of chocolates.

Why do I feel like some kind of escort?
Meconium = The very first poop you take in your life. It's important enough to get its own name because it's sterile.

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It just takes you to youtube


Also, this is crazy fun: http://www.hatsproductions.com/OrganTrail.swf



aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i... uh... need a minute here

mind == blown
Trying a speedrun of Hero's Realm. Crazy fun.

That Professor Oak poster explains EVERYTHING.
Despite
When the going gets tough, go fuck yourself.
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they say i gotsta catch em all...
Despite
When the going gets tough, go fuck yourself.
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pokemon also supports slavery

*throws pokeball at mog*


now you're mine!!!
I have the worst friends in the world.
Lol.

My dog is staring at me while I'm typing this message. Creepy, or just plain strange? You be the judge.
author=Brent
Lol.

My dog is staring at me while I'm typing this message. Creepy, or just plain strange? You be the judge.

Creepy. Definitively Creepy.
author=facesforce
author=Brent
Lol.

My dog is staring at me while I'm typing this message. Creepy, or just plain strange? You be the judge.
Creepy. Definitively Creepy.


lolwut just take it for a walk.
Mr. Bean did the voice for Zazu in the Lion King

mind.blown.
author=tpasmall
Mr. Bean did the voice for Zazu in the Lion King

mind.blown.
Seriously?

I am wore out. XD Who knew amusement parks are so much fun, and so tiring! I loved the free drinks though.

Edit: The Taiwanese girl's voice is so amazingly beautiful! Definitely going to meet her now. :D
I see scary murder girl time in your future, though I'm only a highly praised fortune teller--what do I know?

I'm thinking this PB&J is good. It would be better with strawberry jelly, though.