RMNVERSE ADVENTURE TIME!

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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
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Unfamiliar with RMNverse? See the main article HERE.
The Beastiary HERE.
The Dungeon vs Drag-Queen sessions HERE.

The name of the game, is writing a choose your own adventure story. Here's how it works: Person A posts the outcome of a choice and offers at least three choices to make.
Person B posts his/her choice.
Person C posts the outcome with more choices, and so on.

Rules
1. You cannot post again until at least 4 people have posted ADVENTURE CONTENT (Outcomes or Choices). The posters go as follow; Outcome, Choice, Outcome, Choice, Outcome, and so on. Choices only get to pick from the choices provided by Outcome writers. You cannot make a choice and then write the outcome.
2. If you are going to write a choice OUTCOME, make a post reserving your slot. This is because it will take a minute or two to write it. Do not reserve your spot and disappear. Only reserve when you're ready to go!
3. When writing Outcomes, you must provide at least 3 options. Try to include a 'good' and 'evil' options, so people aren't stuck being saints or jerks.
4. Outcome can only be up to 1-3 paragraph. If a conversation is happening, provide options for next possible reactions.
5. This takes place in the RMNverse. But that just means, it can go into space, pretty much anything goes. If you're going to cameo existing characters, have an image ready to show who it is; or if you're using an existing place, use a reference. This will end up on the main article.
6. No cockblocking. If someone chooses something, run with it. Don't slap the idea aside.
7. SAFE FOR WORK ONLY!


Party:
Rudy, our main protagonist and Minty's experimental guinea pig, who has started gaining dark magic
Minty, the inventor of a time travel machine that doesn't quite work exactly the way it's supposed to
Kiefer, head of the disciplinary committee, and kind of a thug
The dog, whose name is the dog

Inventory:
- Utility Closet Bucket Helm (worn)
- Broken Mop Handle (wielded)
- Rocket Shades
- Empty Potion Bottle (formerly potion of strength)
- Dried Valius Flower
- Space Academy Security Access Card - Level 3
- Picture of Disembodied Shadow Master

Spells:
- Undo (localized time reversal; doesn't affect memories and possibly some other things; requires super strength)
- Our Mops Will Blot Out The Sun (summon broken mop handles with dark magic and send them flying)
- Healing Factor (unreliable passive healing; occurs randomly and uncontrollably, and probably not when you really need it; Rudy only)

Questadex:
- Close the Rift (Shadow creatures capable of possessing people are loose throughout the space academy, thanks to Minty's malfunctioning teleportation device. Minty came back in time to close the dimensional rift that the shadow creatures are emerging from. 26 1/2 hours remain until the end of the world.)
- Defeat Your Shadow (A shadow possessed you, and was seperated into its own tangible form during Minty's attempt to save you. It is now capable of interacting with the physical world directly, unlike the other shadows.)
- Stop Almeida (Almeida, a member of Kiefer's disciplinary committee, has been possessed and is on a murderous rampage.)
- Brew a potion of strength (Requires Valius Flower, Cheese, and Newton's Tail, catalyzed with a jolt of electricity.)
- Graduate from Space Academy (Today is graduation day, and the ceremony begins in 30 minutes in the auditorium. You're supposed to give a speech.)

Adventure Start!
You wake up in a bed. The sun is warm on your face, and the blanket is home made. The room is cozy and quaint. It's straight out of a jrpg. So is the voice calling you to wake up.
"Wake up! Wake up!" the voice calls.
>Go back to sleep.
>Get out of bed and head downstairs.
>Get out of bed and loot your wardrobe.
>Yell at them to stop nagging, and stumble out of bed.
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
3702
I choose >Get out of bed and loot your wardrobe.
Inside of the wardrobe, you find a potion along with your usual clothes. However, you find that the potion is rather old and passed its expiration date a few years ago.
>Drink Expired Potion
>Take Expired Potion
>Leave it where it is
I pick >Take Expired Potion
You get into your clothes, push the potion into your pocket (who knows, it could come in handy!) and mentally prepare for the day ahead. That annoying voice is still shouting up at you to wake up.

> Go downstairs and investigate.
> Shout "shut up!"
> Ignore the voice and check out your bookshelf.
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
3702
>Go Downstairs and investigate (if only to silence the shouting)
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
You find a middle-aged woman cooking over a stove. She is still mindlessly shouting for you to wake up, however as soon as you step into the kitchen, she stops and suddenly cranes her neck to look at you with year-filled, worried eyes.
"You're going to be late for your graduation of Space Academy!" she whines, and offers you a bologna and cheddar sandwich.
>Take sandwich and hurry out the door.
>Take sandwich and say thank you, then give your mum a hug.
>Take sandwich and throw it on the ground! You're not part of their System!
>Just walk away.
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
3702
(lol at You're not part of their System!)
>Take sandwich and say thank you, then give your mum a hug.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
In your garage are various methods of transportation. To get to graduation on time you will need to hustle!
> Hop on your jetbike
> Borrow your mom's space minivan
> Put on your totally sweet rocket shades (a type of sunglasses with rocket thrusters attached to the sides)
> Use the experimental teleporter invented by your genius best friend
> Use the experimental teleporter invented by your genius best friend
(This is starting to sound like Chrono Trigger...)
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
(ROFL @ rocket shades! CSI Miami would be so much cooler with this.)
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
3702
author=Dudesoft
(ROFL @ rocket shades! CSI Miami would be so much cooler with this.)


Looks like this woman...
*puts on shades*
just got defre---WOOOAAAAAAAGHHhhhhhhh........
After (barely) resisting the urge to use the rocket shades, you step onto the mysterious teleporter. After all, you promised your friend that you'd test it out for her, and you're late for the ceremony! You set the coordinates and hit the switch. A blue light is emitted from the machine, and a loud noise emerges.

Before you know it, you find yourself in a small room that smells of mildew and cleaning supplies. It's very dark, and you can't see a thing. You also have a major headache. You find a doorknob, but its locked.

>Call for help
>Try to bust out
>Sit and cry
>Feel around for something that you can use.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
>Feel around for something useful.
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
3702
(it seems we find ourselves in a dark room...)

also dibs
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
You are eaten by a grue.
> Load Saved Game
> Restart
> Quit
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
3702
You paw at the ground, remembering to curse your friend all the while, in search of something useful. This is just like that time with the A.I. ice cream machine. Any flavor, she said. I'll give you any fl-Oh hey, there's something that feels like a mop. There's also a tall metal bucket, and a sink (you think). Above the door, you can see a vent grille of some kind, shedding the tiniest amount of light.

>Look for a light switch
>Don the bucket as a helmet, and the mop as a sword
>Upend and stand upon the bucket.
>Drink from the sink
>Don the bucket as a helmet, and the mop as a sword

Had to be done.
Now that you're equipped with your infamous gear of doom, you slash at the air furiously. Ha! Take that...air!
You start to feel silly when suddenly, a chimera appears out of the darkest corner of the room!

You
> Swing at it with your mop
> Throw your potion at its face screaming "Demon begone!!!"
>Run in the opposite direction hoping for a door
>Cower like the baby you are(I thought you were a hero!)
>Try to appear bigger than it-it works with bears, why not chimeras?