PAPER MAFIA

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Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
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An air of excitement is permeating through the Mushroom Kingdom as every Goomba, Shy Guy and Lakitu makes their way to an enormous plaza on which a stage has been hastily constructed by Bowser, who had nothing better to do that day.

"Hey, what's going on?" asks a Goomba who isn't up to speed on his current affairs.

A Koopa Troopa stops his carefree amble towards the plaza, looking the Goomba up and down critically. "Dude, haven't you heard? The heroes and villains of the Mushroom Kingdom are putting on a righteous show for us!"


That's right folks. Saddle up your Spineys and get ready for the show of the century! Get ready for...



The heroes and villains of the Mushroom Kingdom line up on stage to the wild applause of the fans. Most, if not all, of the familiar faces are there. Mario gets a microphone and begins to speak.

"Ladies and-a gentlemen and-a Boos of all ages! Thank-a you so much for-a coming to our show!"

At this point someone else gets sick of the way I type Mario's Italian accent and takes the microphone from him.

"Here's the deal. We're gonna have a mock battle, and then you guys can vote on which of us you think gave the worst performance. We're gonna take it in turns, and then-"

Suddenly, a dense fog covers the stage! Everyone is shrouded in impenetrable mist! The villains take this opportunity to whisk all of the audience members onto the stage too and then switch places with some of them! Nobody knows who anybody else is! It's chaos! It's--it's--

Your cue to get discussing and voting.

Hero phase 1 has begun. It will end at 6:00pm GMT on April 30th.

PLAYER LIST (will be updated as players die)

chana (ejected day 5, audience member)
Zeuzio (ejected night 3, audience member)
MirrorMasq
SorceressKyrsty
Marrend
MrChearlie
Shinan (ejected day 2, hero)
Ark (modkilled day 2, audience member)
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
Little Wing Guy (ejected day 3, villain)
Gourd_Clae
pyrodoom (ejected day 1, hero)
Dudesoft (ejected night 2, audience member)
ldida1 (ejected day 4, audience member)
Lily (dropped out day 2, villain)
Despite (ejected night 1, villain)
Yellow Magic (ejected night 5, hero)
rabitZ (ejected night 4, hero)
theyellowjester_ (ejected night 1, audience member)
I guess Trihan's not gonna tell which power roles were left out. FFFFFUUUUUU!!!

Er, anyway, I'm not gonna vote yet.
Woo-Hoo! I actually forgot I signed up for this!

Would it be alright if you post a player list in the opening post, which you update when players are killed? Kind of like what Zeuzio did. Makes my life a lot easier. Also, good luck everyone.
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
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author=Little Wing Guy
Woo-Hoo! I actually forgot I signed up for this!

Would it be alright if you post a player list in the opening post, which you update when players are killed? Kind of like what Zeuzio did. Makes my life a lot easier. Also, good luck everyone.


Knew I'd forgotten something. I'll get right on that.
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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^Second what LWG said about the player list.

May the best team win!
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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Let us start. Violator!

Er, I mean, who shall we eject from the stage today, if anyone?
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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Goddamn no editing rule! Sorry!
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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We could use assign an index to each player and use a random number generator..
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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Here, I've done the honours:

rabitZ
amusing tassadar, your taste in companionship grows ever more inexplicable
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Well, we meet again fellows!
So if this is the Hero Phase, does that mean villains aren't allowed to post?
author=Shinan
So if this is the Hero Phase, does that mean villains aren't allowed to post?


I'm pretty sure they can...Or else it be pretty easy to find them, eh?
chana
(Socrates would certainly not contadict me!)
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Maybe you should have waited to be 100% sure before posting?
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
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Just so it's clear, the names of the phases are just because it doesn't make sense to have day and night on a stage. Functionally they're no different.
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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I'm pretty sure "hero phase" is akin to last round's "day phase" whereas "villain phase" is akin to last round's "night phase". But that's just my interpretation of the rules.
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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Oh, hey, ninja'd by Trihan!
I wil be travelling, I just hope the day phase isn't over when I return :(... I guess lynching blind or waiting is the only thing we can do, I think I will pass this time (in case I don't get back soon)
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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author=Shinan
So if this is the Hero Phase, does that mean villains aren't allowed to post?

I don't know whether you were simply mistaken or playing a double bluff...