TAKE DOWN: INFINITY SHIFT ~FORUM RPG~

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W-what? What's going on here? Uh...
Make a pervert shiskabob with my spear.


Holy crap, I think I went a little overboard boosting my Max HP
Adon237
if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn
1743
LOL

Anyway, we must finish the beyotch.
I wildly attack the Sacrefice with my SCORPION TAIL!
I enter the chat interface and use a worried emoticon

an ugly one
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
needs an oversized sweatdrop
rabitZ
amusing tassadar, your taste in companionship grows ever more inexplicable
1349
Let's do this.
Speed Break on Sacrefice.

Also, is my license board updated yet? What'd I win? :)
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Yup, updated all the Licenses in the menu. I forget what you won exactly. :(

That brings me to an important point: Not yet, but soon, I will require you all to take care of your own Menus. Either by keeping a Text file or Google Doc, whatever you prefer. Keeping your own Menu, you can both call me on my inconsistencies, and if I fail to remember something, and to keep personal track of HP/MP etc.
It'll be easier for all of us, especially with this larger number going on.
I'll be keeping the Main Menu up-to-date best I can, however, with your help that will be all the easier.
Indra
YOU ARE BEING TOO AGGRO
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Indrah calls upon Terrain on a nearby perv.

(Is Terrain even "called, I don't even. "cast" sounds silly for terrain OTL)
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702
Smack a pervert with my nunchucks!
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
:S Okay, I hate to do this after such a slow week last week, but I will have to hit the PAUSE button on this game.
I'm going to a cottage to get very drunk and play games. I'll be back on Monday, leaving tomorrow. Doubtful I'll have time to do a big post.

Keep posting your actions if you like, and I will try to get something quick out. No promises. Monday for sure, though.
I follow the delicious smell of the kind spirit, who fed me, to lend them a hand - and to check, if they have more food.
(Whoa, the turn order changed by there :O)
I cast Haste on myself.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Still waiting on Khos, Elements and EvilEagles. Yeesh!
I poke K-hos with a stick.

"H-hey! Aren't you gonna do something?"
Didn't you have some kind of rule about giving people default actions after two days or something? since that would be fairly useful considering the amount of people at the moment.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Well, EvilEagles and Element are the only two people in their battle, so that would be pretty awkward.

Making them automatically lose and get killed is an option, though.
"Perhaps I should deem you a worthy opponent."
Elements utilizes Aura blade on seymour
K-hos
whoa You guys are hi-chaining without me? That's just not right. :<
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author=Zeuzio
I poke K-hos with a stick."H-hey! Aren't you gonna do something?"


Right, forgot about this.

Swap out my detachable arms for jack hammers and use Repeating fist on Arthur.

Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Sacrefice Battle

Sacrefice
!Black > Ice > Xavion
->45 Damage to Xavion!

Archeia
You cast Haste on yourself. Next Turn you will have 2 moves.

Storm
With a swing of your whip-thing, you slash the Cie'th.
->7 Damage to Sacrefice!

Rabitz
You attempt Speed Break!
->Sacrefice is uneffected by status effects!

Xavion
You cast Haste on yourself. Next Turn you will have 2 moves.

Sacrefice

Sacrifice Black Mage - Level 9 (3 EXP until Level Up)

HP173
MP896






License Stats
+10 HP
+1 Skill Roll
Female-Only (Wear Female-Only items!)

Inventory
1x Silk Robe (+1 Skill Roll.) Unequipped
1x Green Beret (Take first action. If more than 1 Hero has Green Beret, roll for turn place.) Unequipped
1x Rubber Boots (Null Lightning-Type attacks.) Unequipped
1x Scorpion Tail (+2 Attack Roll. Reroll for personal injury.) unequipped
1x Hi-Potion
3x Tent
1x Rope
3x Potion
4x Ether
1x Remedy
926 Gil

Skills
Fire: (Roll for damage, Fire Elemental)
Ice: (Roll for damage, Ice Elemental)
Thunder: (Roll for damage, Lightning Elemental)
Bare Hand: (+1 to Attack Roll, while Unarmed) Passive Skill





The Don's Love Chamber (Locke)
After pressing the Don for information concerning the prison escape, you threaten to rip off something, cut off something, or smash something. Pretty ambiguous.
The Don is bored and falls asleep. Joke was ruined, I guess!




The Don's Lounge Battle (Ceal, Ques, Selphie, Indrah)

Ceal
You totally shiskabob the perv.
->5 Damage to Pervert 10.

Ques
Sniffing the air with an unseen nose or perhaps nasal holes somewhere like a lizard, you investigate for food with the best way you know how.
Yet, lo' here is this room full of perverted men, instead of food. There is some lube on the far wall, but it is too far to reach with these Pervs in the way.

Selphie
Smack! Pow! You hit 2 Perverts!
->5 Damage each!

Indrah
Calling on the Terrain to bring forth the fury of the Planet, you find yourself sending waves of air at the Pervert!
You've cast, Wind Slash!
->9 Damage on Pervert 2

Pervert 1
Attacks Indrah
->3 Damage to Indrah

Pervert 2
Attacks Ceal
->6 Damage to Ceal

Pervert 3
Attacks Ceal
->6 Damage to Ques

Pervert 4
Attacks Selphie
->1 Damage to Selphie

Pervert 5
Attacks Indrah
->5 Damage to Indrah

Pervert 6
Attacks Selphie
->6 Damage to Selphie

Pervert 7
Attacks Ceal
->6 Damage to Ceal

Pervert 8
Attacks Ceal
->5 Damage to Ceal

Pervert 9
Attacks Ceal
->3 Damage to Ceal

Pervert 10
Attacks Selphie
->2 Damage to Selphie


Pervert 1 10 HP.
Pervert 2 1 HP.
Pervert 3 10 HP.
Pervert 4 5 HP.
Pervert 5 5 HP.
Pervert 6 10 HP.
Pervert 7 10 HP.
Pervert 8 10 HP.
Pervert 9 10 HP.
Pervert 10 5 HP.


Seymour Battle (Elements/EvilEagles)

Elements
Doing some crazy sword technique I am unfamiliar with, I pull the attack algorithm from elsewhere.
->5 Damage to Seymour

EvilEagles
Auto-Attack
->4 Damage to Seymour

Seymour
Summons Cagnazzo into battle! A torrent of water sprouts from the ground, becoming a wide, endless skyward river. From deep within, a black shape manifests. It turns into a towering circle with glowing eyes. With a stomp forward, the geyser ends. Looming over the party, stands an asexual turtle beast. The Fiend of Water. Its teeth gnash at you, as it readies for battle!
->Cagnazzo has entered battle. It will be able to act next Turn.




Seymour
HP:391
MP:95
Atk:20
Def:1
Summon-Cagnazzo: (Brings the Water Fiend, Cagnazzo, into battle.)

Cagnazzo
HP:100
MP:100
Atk:10
Def:3
Skills
Remedy: (Heal any status effect on self. Uneffected by Silence or slow.)
Water Wall: (Impervious to damage, and counter-attacks with Wave.)
Wave: (Roll for Damage All. Water Elemental)
Tsunami: (Random Number from remaining HP. Damage All with that number, including Cagnazzo.) MP Cost: 50


Zeuzio's Party (Zeuzio, MrChearlie, Khos)
While Khos and Arthur go at it, you have nothing to do but stand and wait. Or do you? Down below the cliff, you hear fighting and see a geyser of water spurt up. Some sort of battle! The cliff is steep enough to slide down, if you so choose...
(It would cost 1 Turn to join the other battle, down below.)
Though, MrChearlie is clearly more concerned about Khos at this moment with his emote popping up.






Solo Battle!
Khos vs. Arthur!


Khos
Your arms now replaced with jackhammers, it's time to cause some demolition!
->66 Damage to Arthur!

Arthur
Like the drunk trainwreck that he is, Arthur mixes himself a Molotov Cocktail, despite being pummeled.
->1 Drink to Arthur!



Arthur
HP: 234
MP: 100
ATK: 2
DEF: 1
Skill: Molotov Cocktail (He mixes himself a drink. Causes him to get progressively more drunk.)
Roundhouse kick perv 10!