MISQUOTE THE QUOTER - THE GAME

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Blobofgoo
Legs are a burden. Return to snek.
2751
Quote the previous persons statement and change it to something ridiculous or clever. Then put a regular statement for someone else to manipulate.

"My dog ate my homework."

Now someone manipulates it. You can change words, add words, take out words, etc. You can do more than just rearrange
My homework ate my dog.

TOO EASY.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Fear itself is the only thing to have fear.
Am I doing it right? (Probably not)

"My job is not to worry about those people."
(It's already ridiculous, now change it to something clever ;) )
"I worry about jabbing these people."


"There is evil there that does not sleep."
There is weevil there that does not sleep.


"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons"
Wierd things are skilled at defending smart people from non-smart reasons and beliefs.

"Another one bites the dust."
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
"Another one munches the carpet."

"Imprisoned for ten thousand years. Banished from my own homeland. And now you enter my realm? You are not prepared."
Ten thousand imprisoned for years. My own homeland, banished. And now my realm. You. Are you prepared?

>:D

"Edward Cullen is staring at you."
"you is staring at Edward Cullen"



'Til all are one
'Til we are many

What'chu talkin' 'bout, Jesus?




*lol, whut?
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
'Bout what chuchu you Jesusing?

"Through the act of creating insurance, you revealed that you are actually the murderer!"
Ummm...

"Through the act of murdering insurance, you revealed that you are no longer
insured!"
I'm... okay at this? Right?

"Cleanliness is next to godliness."
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
"The clean lingerie is next to God's lingerie."

(too much?)

"Life is really easy, but we insist on making it complicated."
(LOL, but it's a bit too much)

"Life is complicated, but we insist on lowering the difficulty level to easy."

(That sucked. Now, to quote Monty Python.)

"Oh, stop groveling! I hate it when people grovel!"
"Oh, stop shoveling! I hate it when people shovel."

Heh heh... *sigh*

"They call me two finger willy."
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
"They called me on my two finger wet willies."


"Is this the real life... Is this just fantasy?"
I don't really like mine but we should continue the game...

"Is this some crazy fantasy... or is this your life?

Not the best...

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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