THE MIDDLE FINGER'S OF NORMAL SIZE I DON'T GET WHAT

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OH GOD WHAT



Shit guys what the fuck do I do I can't leave it like this! Help!
A) Embrace your beautiful natural form in the majesty of life
B) Panic
C) Invasive surgery
author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg97#msg97 date=1181008957
A) Embrace your beautiful natural form in the majesty of life
B) Panic
C) Invasive surgery

A) HAHAHAHA yeah okay.
B) ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU MAN
C) Invasive. That means the Phillips Head, right? That means I use the Phillips Head, right?

Don't be a newb. Use a torx screw driver and be a man.
author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg99#msg99 date=1181010931
Don't be a newb. Use a torx screw driver and be a man.
Okay let's see here. Torx... Torx... hmm....


I didn't find a torx screwdriver but I did find a half-eaten Twizzler and a can of WD-40. What should I do?
author=Reijin link=topic=13.msg102#msg102 date=1181012697
I didn't find a torx screwdriver but I did find a half-eaten Twizzler and a can of WD-40. What should I do?

You thank your lucky goddamn stars Sei isn't reading this thread.
author=The Real Brickroad link=topic=13.msg103#msg103 date=1181013084
You thank your lucky goddamn stars Sei isn't reading this thread.
I am afraid I do not have time for your semantics, sir as I am currently faced with a CRISIS!

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg105#msg105 date=1181013921
Who ate the other half?
I don't know probably me or something but that is NOT THE ISSUE AT HAND HERE



Is it getting longer? OH GOD I THINK IT'S GETTING LONGER!
You need to solve this with SCIENCE. Get some test tubes and lab coats or something.
author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg107#msg107 date=1181014353
You need to solve this with SCIENCE. Get some test tubes and lab coats or something.

Science? Shit, yeah! SCIENCE! Why didn't I think of that?! YEAH! Okay. Okay. I'll be right back! I know a guy! Here, watch my dog in the mean time.
Um.


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You want a sandwich or something, dog?
author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg109#msg109 date=1181015578
Um.


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You want a sandwich or something, dog?

CRIPES. WHOA. STOP! UM. Oh my word, Reijin's dog has remarkable bladder capacity. Do they hand out medals for this sort of abnormality?

Shoo! I need to clean this up before he gets back!
Oh hey guys I'm back and I got me a real lab coat. I know a guy. Er... don't worry about the blood stains or bullet holes everything I did was completely legal and in full extent of the law and you couldn't fucking convict me anyway I'd like to see you try.


Oh yeah, there were also some test tubes and shit! I picked up this really cool lookin' one. It has a little label that says "H2SO4" or some crap. I think they're doing some kind of secret government Area-54 shit there, maybe I should get in touch with that Katie Couric chick who never returns my calls.


Anyways, what should I do now? I bet if I pour this secret government chemical on my finger it'll make my finger normal again!
It will certainly remove the problem area, erm.

Maybe we should consult your physician first?
author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg113#msg113 date=1181017311
It will certainly remove the problem area, erm.

Maybe we should consult your physician first?

Hah! My physician is a retard. He once told me I had crabs so I punched him in the face.
Well, this finger's not getting any shorter, let's do this!








OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL?! OH MY GOD HOLY FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUAAAAAALLLLLCALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRIED TO PLAY GOD
WIP
I'm not comfortable with any idea that can't be expressed in the form of men's jewelry
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RMN's first forum epic.
In theory you could simply tape the twizler to the rest of your fingers and even out you finger size. Problem solved.... Or wear a glove, whatever suits you.
Just wear boxing gloves all the time and nobody will ever know about your freakish and mutilated finger(s).
Also, wearing boxing gloves gives you more of an excuse to knock a fella out if he chooses to ridicule you.
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