POST AN INSANE LIE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU

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Porkate42
Goes inactive at least every 2 weeks
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Fearful is secretly a spy researching RMN and other various game making websites.
He plans on using the research to create a game creating website for a younger audience.
The name of the website? ROBLOX.
Porkate42 originated from another dimension, found in the depths of a black hole, where he immediately descended on the planets of the Milky Way and brainwashed all of the native alien races. After creating a cloaking device from Venus' gasses, he made himself, and his new, mindless army, appear human, so they could land on Earth and begin their takeover using the stock market.

He wants to get enough money to fund an expedition to Dimension V15, so that he can collect a certain alien virus. He intends to use it to infect the gallons of milk found at local supermarkets everywhere, so it'll eat our brains and make us his zombie slaves.
Aetherrevival is secretly an ethereal from XCOM, he is right now living among us in order to study the awesome power of "Save Scumming"
TL gets off of catnip. He's hiding some under his work desks, in his clothing, and is trying to gather ever more.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
Kylaila truly is a magic dragon, who lives by the sea. She frolics in the autumn mist in a land called Hanah Lee
author=Ratty524
Kylaila truly is a magic dragon, who lives by the sea. She frolics in the autumn mist in a land called Hanah Lee
Oh, cool! I didn't think anyone else knew about that song!


Ratty524 found the meaning of life while stranded on a raft in the Gulf of Mexico. He keeps it written on the palm of his hand, with invisible ink that only he can read.
Aetherrevival was flying around in the Aether and thought to her self. "Everything is moving around me, so am i but i am the camera/camera on me(?)"

Seiromem
I would have more makerscore If I did things.
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fearful is a lost inter dimensional traveler whose mind was corrupted and sealed in a CD-ROM. This CD-ROM has been installed onto a computer with access to Rpgmaker.net. He's subtly altering our minds until he incepts in us the desire to release him from his prison as a massive cloud of negative energy and torrented video game code. Only then may he complete his greatest work, whatever it may be.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Seiromem, as indicated by his avatar, really is an automaton constructed by Hephaestus, Greek god of the forge. However, he has forgotten his purpose and now just trolls indie dev boards.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Gordon Ramsay's screen name on rpgmaker.net is pianotm. However, he lost his memory due to a cake frosting accident, and no longer remembers his life as a chef.
InfectionFiles
the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is
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LockeZ is actually an Android from the future and there has been many models to the supreme one we know today. The "Z" is the last model of the line and is quite powerful.
He escaped the robot holocaust of his grim future and came back through a time void to gam mak in the RM communities to lay low until the timeline advances to the point he can stop the future war from ever happening...
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
29589
Infectionfiles is actually the one hunting the android LockeZ. RMN is the best lead he's ever had and he's diligently trying to track him down through this website.
It wasn’t pianotm who wrote all of those reviews for the Review Fantasy IX event – oh no! It was all nhubi’s doing, as pianotm has her held up in his basement while feeding her expired gum wrappers just to survive.

(The b*tard…)
Addit knows all of this because he is godfather of pianotm's mafia family. He owns thousands of casinos, every one with impossibly rigged games. He uses this money to purchase the loyalty of corporate spies in most every kind of business imaginable.

Be careful; He could even be spying on you.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
29589
Aetherrevival knows this about Addit because he's the undercover FBI agent trying to bring him down once and for all. Wait for it. He's going to inspire the next generation of mafioso true crime movies.
Craze
i bet she's a diva with a potion popping problem
14510
doesn't actually know what a piano is, and is too afraid to ask
Solitayre
Circumstance penalty for being the bard.
18257
Craze died years ago and all of his posts are being made by a supercomputer that continues his evil plans to this day.
Solitayre is a collection of molecules containing a billion billion trillion protons.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
29589
Davenport has in no way confused this thread with a "Tell an insane fact about the person above you" thread. Indeed, what he said is in no way a factual statement.
pianotm, like every other user on this site, is secretly kentona. Wake up and smell the conspiracy, sheep (I don't know who I'm talking to if everyone's kentona but me)!