WRITE ONE PARAGRAPH OF REALLY BAD EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU AND A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

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Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
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"Don't you dare!" LockeZ exclaimed as the imperial general moved closer.
"Don't I dare what? This?" Kefka replied as he danced around the chair Lockez was strapped to, twerking on his lap on several occasions.
"No... Rachel, Celes, I'm so sorry..."
LockeZ averted his eyes as a fire spell burned away his clothes, until naught but his bandana remained.
"Ooh, look at that rod! You seem to be quite well-versed in magic yourself! And I didn't even need to cast break on you to make you hard as stone! Let's feast upon the destruction of this world together!"
Kefka threw away his clothes in the most flamboyant way possible, and LockeZ gave in to the pleasure when the clown's big red lips sealed around his ultima weapon.
Jeroen_Sol slowly sat down on the floor, bathed in moonlight as Miles Edgeworth opens the door, "So you couldn't sleep, either"
While Jeroen_Sol continues to look out into the distance, there is a calm sadness in his eyes, urging Miles on to lean down and touch Jeroen's face. Jeroen tries to jump up, but Miles stops him with a "Shh", putting a finger on his mouth, and pressing his lips against his next. As if released Jeroen opens up to the pleasure, and passionately starts kissing Miles, reaching down for his to stroke it and feel close. "Nothing to object now, huh!"
Kylaila was rubbing against a tree it was time to get it on. Kylaila presses there genitalia against the tree and begins to twerk. The tribadism is to much for the tree it begins to break. Kylaila won't stop though.
The tree breaks in half and Kylaila mounts the magnificent trees corpse and continues the twerking.

They are very close. Almost there. Almost.

Done!
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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Fearful wandered aimlessly throughout the Beanbean Kingdom, fruitlessly looking for his soulmate. Just then, Fawful swooped down in front of him, cackling.

"MY HEART HAS FURY!" He proclaims. He then recites fearful a poem.

"Oh fearful, the one I have love for. You are the jelly to my peanut butter. One when squished together, oozes deliciousness that melts into my soul. In the sandwich of sweet love!

I offer you my hand the way I offer you a plate filled with mashed potatoes, mashed together from love!"

Enthralled by his recital, fearful falls into Fawful's arms, and the two make sweet love in the pod-filled meadows.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
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Dawn (Female Pokemon rival-ish person from pokemon platinum) X Ratty

It was a good night in Kloemon City, the battle royal was so cool earlier, thought Ratty, as he wandered down the dark streets at night... He bumps into a fellow trainer, and as their eyes meet, instead of battling they kiss and fall in love. Ratty's Ratatata looks away as the female trainer known as Dawn, makes out with Ratty, caught in a battle of love. The next morning...
"God Ratty, you really are the very best that know one ever was. You have huge pokeballs" says the naked femal trainer in Rattys bed
"Heh, what can I say, they say my rattata is in the top percentage of ratata!"
"I'll say" she smiles
"I'll add you to my pokedex if i need a booty call Ratty, or if I wanna catch another 'hot date'"
"Haha, bye my lovely Dawn" says Ratty, as dawn walks away, only to be squashed by a falling Snorlax 10mins later. The end :D


Harold and Kloe were walking home from a nice date. It was that wonderful time of day, when thr sun is behind the horizon. Twilight.
The moon was behind some thick clouds.
Harold looked over at Kloe and saw her smiling, she seemed happy. Harold smiled.

and then.


Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
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(Ahhh!! That's so amazing! And adorable! Thank you so so so much for pledging Xoe :D I love it! I'm super duper amazing over the moon happy! It's so cool!! Thank yooou!)
Okay now it's fanfiction time... I think Xoe X Toad works? I wasn't sure >.<
(also what sound does Toad make again? Babble?)
"But what about the Princess!?"
"It's okay Xoe, she's in another castle" says a red Toad with an equally red blush.
"So... how do Toads do... stuff?" asks Xoe
"You'll see" then the lights go out, and Xoe feels her clothes taken off slowly by this Mario-helping-man, she takes off his mushroom hat thingymabob. Then they have a great night... The next morning...
"Woah, that's what I call a power up. You certainly know your stuff you little Toad"
"Yups! And Toadette was nothing compared to you Xoe!" as he says this, Mario comes through the ceiling, bouncing off Toad's head into the next world. Toad goes into a coma, and Xoe is sad... the end.
(Yay :D I'mgladyou feeel happy Kloe :D)

(also i'mnot doing the thread right sorry >_>'')

"O-oh..." The Toad is now in a coma.
"..."

Xoe blushes really hard, it's the perfect oppertune time.
"Kloe? Hey Kloe want to have some fun with me?"
"Hmm..." Kloe thinks to her self. "No! I don't want to make Harold sad! So no!!!"
"Nono Kloe, it's okay" says Harold sitting on a chair. "I'll watch."

Kloe blushes really hard "ahhh????? oh- ugh mhmm... ah."
Xoe locks the door so no one else ruins Xoe's chance.


"Let's have some fun with unconscious Toad Kloe!" She begins to grind her body against the now in a Coma Toad. Moans escape from her mouth and sweat beads on her body.

Kloe looks back at Harold, then at the strange scene.

"ahh..."

"Oh you make me feel so good Toad." says Xoe riding on Toad's unconscious body.
Toad's really out of it, Mario really did a number on him. Xoe does a wide variety of activities with unconscious Toad.
Kloe joins in. Harold watches.


Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
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I want fanfix
Friendly reminder that Gurren Lagann has a game so Simon counts as a videogame character.

Xoe is using Rpg Maker MV when suddenly the computer explodes and he sees Lucius behind him

''Wait what just happened'' asks Xoe.

''I have coem to this universe becuase I love you Xoe''

''Oh my lucus i love you too now lets kiss''

And they kiss with many ffelings

Xoe says hey lets do the thing

what thing

You know, -that- thing

O says lucous

They jump on bed, take off their clothes and do what they have wanted to do for a long time

...read a book
Frogge was sleeping on skull mountain when Simon suddenly picked them up. *kiss kiss kiss kiss*
"Oh frogge"
*kiss kiss kiss jam tongue down throat, continue, continue, repeat*
Frogge Wana go to video game store and buy a game to play together?
"Yes Simon please let's."
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
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Tails was smart and had studied a lot about sex... now that would be put to the test...
Xoe went to class that day, it was a great day, the sun shining, no homework.
She walks out of the classroom, and bumps into Tails who is madly in love with her.
"h...h..he...hey Xoe!"
"Tails, what's up?" asks Xoe, seeing Tail's face turn bright red
"Oh, can I show you something? It's just in there!" Tails points his tail at the door to a nearby room, more importantly, an empty room.
Tails walks in, Xoe follows, and as they enter, Tails immediately goes down on Xoe... she is shocked beyond belief!
"TAILS!? Wha-what are you doing?!"
With a naughty grin, tails replies "Hehe, you'll see. I love you Xoe, and I'm about to show you how much"

Sonic passes by the room at the speed of sound... he can't believe his eyes, even though he only saw it for a split second, he could of sworn he saw Xoe and Tails... no... it must be his imagination.
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
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Kloe popped into existence into the Netherworld, and before her was a red tome.

"Uhhh..." she uuuhed. She was an adult. She both did and did not have memories. How did this work exactly? I mean, she knew deep inside herself she was about 12 seconds old, but at the same time, there were distinct memories of growing up, having a family...

"Kloe, okay, you're going to be the squad leader." The red tome said, speaking in a voice like finely worn leather.

"Squad? Wait, there's more?" She said, looking around. It was a big empty field, scattered with ruins, but it seemed like she and the book were the only ones there. Wait, could books talk? She felt like she should just roll with this, but at the same time...

"No, I need you to make more. I'm busy, I don't have time for this, and I can't exactly move around." The book said. It was looking at her impatiently.

Something of a confused scowl crossed her face, and she squinted and cocked her head slightly at her Master. "You want me to... Make more... But there's... It's just me, so... And, like, that would take a long time. Like, years." She looked down and blushed a bit.

"What!? I don't have that kind of time! I'm a badass freakin' overlord, I don't wait for anybody! Just shut up and do it!"

Mercifully, a sinister looking girl in a white dress floated down from the sky, and patted Kloe on the head. "Don't worry dear, I think we just have had a bit of a misunderstanding..." and ushered her off to explain her job in a safer environment.

The red book was left there, unable to move. "Hey, what do you mean, misunderstanding? I want my army, Pram! Hey! Don't just leave me here!"
As Hexatona rushed on after destroying KONTRAWALL III, he prayed that it was finally over. But alas, what stood before him was not relief, but KONTRAWALL IV. As he readied his guns, he heard a mechanical voice cry out,
"WAIT"
Hexatona hesitated in confusion, and the mechanical voice continued,
"THOUGH I AM A WAR MACHINE, I AM TIRED OF FIGHTING. WHAT I REALLY WANT IS TO KNOW... WHAT LOVE IS."
Hexatona lowered his weapons and gazed into the red orb across the room.
"You do have... a beautiful eye..."
"THANK YOU. THEY CALL IT MY 'FUCK ME LIGHT', BUT I HAVE DERIVED NO PLEASURE FROM IT."
"Maybe," Hexatona said as he stroked the orb, "it just needs the right touch."
The red orb's focusing apparatus dilated. "BUT, COULD A MAN EVER LOVE... A MACHINE?"
Hexatona glanced to the side. "Man, machine? It makes no difference to me. At the end of the day, these are just things I have to kill and destroy. But, like you, I also tire of it, and want to play..." he says, as he unbuttons his pants, "a different game!"

The rest of Hexatona's clothes flew off as he licked and caressed KONTRAWALL IV's orb. Enemy soldiers spawned in, gazing in confusions at what they were seeing. Eventually, however, they lowered their weapons, and their pants, and joined Hexatona.
"THOUGH AS A SOVIET AND MACHINE I AM ATHEIST, I MUST STILL CRY OUT -- OH. GOD. YES."
In its final moment of ecstasy, KONTRAWALL IV blew its load. Multiple energy bullets ejaculated from its core, blowing Hexatona's head clean off. It's laser weapons, spinning wildly from euphoria, cut his body to ribbons.

The two soldiers, who's standard equipment shields them from KONTRAWALL IV's weapons, managed to recollect themselves and put their pants back on. "Well, I guess we beat the enemy."
"Yeah, I was pretty scared at the way he'd just cleaved through the last three KONTRAWALLs. So, uh... good work, KONTRAWALL IV."
But, was it really "good work"? Viewing Hexatona's torn body through its camera, it was also torn inside. It had fulfilled its only purpose in life. It should be proud! But, alas, it had also destroyed the one and only thing in this world that could ever truly love it. Despite how much it was screaming and suffering on the inside, KONTRAWALL IV could not even shed a tear, as in the end, it was only... a war machine.

What the flying fuck did I just write? That was more than one paragraph, but oh well...
(I'm not really good at making erotic stories.. but I'll just join in the fun! xD )

"Nothing is made sweeter than the prolonging of desire." She whispered in his ears.. turkeyDawg felt an unfathomable ecstasy as Garnet started caressing his face and down to his chest. A strange burning sensation lashed out from turkeyDawg's loins as Garnet kissed his lips... "I will take you to a kingdom much more beautiful than Alexandria, a kingdom of endless bliss and galactic bodily pleasures.." Garnet murmured.. turkeyDawg then happily took flight with Garnet as she summoned the big Bahamut to take them on their journey to pure ecstasy in sacred space.

(OMg I'm sorry, I'm very bad at writing such erotic stuff, but anything that has to do with writing is always fun for me to do! xD )
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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"I made a star mage and a prinny but then I ran out of Hel," Etna admitted. "So you guys will just have to make the rest of the units yourselves." She picked up the prinny over her head and prepared to chuck it at Starmage.

"You can't just toss naked penguins at me and have an instant prinny sex spectacle! That is not how I expect the chain of events to unfold! Buy me dinner first or something!" complained Starmage, but it was too late. The prinny had removed its little pouch and was soaring through the air crotch-first at Starmage. Etna had expertly aimed its feathered shween at Starmage's netherworld, and upon collision, the prinny exploded. Starmage felt blast waves of ecstacy upon joining in union with the prinny, not just in the sexy sense but also in that they became a single more powerful unit whose level was the sum of their previous levels. This was unfortunately the opposite of what Etna wanted, and she stormed off angrily while Starmage made satisfied heavy breathing sounds and lit a cigarette.



(It's difficult to write good erotic stories about someone who doesn't list their sex in their profile, but not particularly difficult to write BAD erotic stories, which is fortunately the point of this thread.)
Hahah omg!! A prinny!! xDD lol!! I really chuckled alot and it is quite difficult to un-imagine now!! xDD

Oh!! I forgot to edit my profile, I realized that just now!! by the way, I'm male! xD but prinny's are not bad... I guess! hahah! xDD

So umm, I do not wish to break the chain, so here goes:

(I'm trying to learn making dark stories now, so don't mind me practicing it here! xD )

As LockeZ was done forming the symbol of summons at the cold concrete floor, a very sultry horned demon emerged from the symbol who was wearing nothing but a dark grin on her face. The creature got to LockeZ' side in the blink of an eye, LockeZ then gasped in great awe.. "Queen of Pain at your service" whispered the demoness. "I am ready, my queen.." LockeZ whispered.. The creature magically binded LockeZ with an extremely tight ethereal rope, ripping off his robe. It then summoned tools that speaks of both pain and pleasure mixed together... "Are you ready to experience the taste of excruciating ecstasy my lord?"... the dark chambers then echoed unfathomable screams of lust and pain...

(OMg, I feel so dark now. xDD, forgive me, for, if I'm ever going to make a horror/dark themed story soon, I must move out of my boundaries.)

Honestly, I find this fiction writing game extremely fun!! xDD I wonder if there are more threads like this with different themes? xDD
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
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Surrounded by every shape and flavour of the Koopa Troopas, Starmage was brought before the great and powerful Bowser in chains. Beside his great bulk, Princess Toadstool stood, with a sad expression on her face, and her hands folded gently in front of her.

"Did you honestly think you could rescue the princess just by yourself?" Growled the King upon is glorious bone throne. "I mean, this is really insulting. Is this some kind of game to you? Well, let me tell you, buddy, it's not to me."

"Alone? Why, Bowser," Starmage began, gingerly lifting a sturdy pair of sunglasses from his shirt pocket and placing them on his face. "How naive of you to think I was alone."

Suddenly, the great stained glass window above the great hall burst forth with a dozen special forces Toads with (ToadHaus) TH-16 Automatic Rifles. In the confusion, Starmage slipped out of his cuffs, dispatched the nearby guards, and ran over to the Princess' side.

Starmage fired a zipline into the trees far below. There was no time for a proper harness, so he hooked the cuffs around the line, held the princess close, and shouted, "Building's hot, boys! Evac in ten!"

With a hail of protective gunfire shattering the night behind him, Starmage leapt off the ledge and carried the Princess to freedom.

"Oh my," the princess began, "this was a bit more dramatic a rescue than I was expecting."

Starmage said nothing. When they landed, and he could see the other toads landing nearby, he took a small pen-like object from his pants, and depressed a small button on the top. The castle began to explode in hellfire.

"He won't bother you again, ma'am. I don't believe in second chances."

As they escorted her to the waiting helicopters the Princess said, "Goodness, when did we get all this?"

"Well, after Mario's retirement, I felt it might be prudent to beef up the rest of our forces. What do you think?" he said.

She smiled coyly at him, "Oh, it's very impressive. I wish there was something I could do to repay you, Major."

"Well," he began, removing his sunglasses, "I've heard you bake an excellent cake, Ma'am."
OMG Hexatona!! You made me look badass there!! haha I was extremely amused reading that!! xDD :D The last part too, hahah! xDD

Anyway, to continue the game:

Hexatona was counting their spoils of war, as the rest of his units were finishing off the last remaining Daein soldiers.. "My lord Hexatona, I just wanted to thank you.." Princess Elincia uttered. "Princess, please.. I'm only doing what is right.." replied Hexatona. Princess Elincia then grabbed Hexatona's hands and looked at his eyes "I am sorry I do not have my kingdom and my riches right now..". Hexatona was dazzled with the princess' extremely charming expression. "Princess.. we can build a kingdom together inside my tent."... Princess Elincia gasped and was nervous with what Hexatona just said.. "My lord Hexatona, please be my guide."

(Omg, I know it's bad.. but hahah!)
Starmage walked across the dark room to a the northern wall where he expected to find a hole. Slowly, he placed his hands along the wall, slowly feeling it down with both precision and accuracy. He could feel the creases and crevices of the wall, each more vividly intoxicating than the last. Eventually his finger found the hole and he slowly moved in a second finger to make sure. Then, he took his behemoth of a key that was dangling just outside his pants and slowly pushed it into the hole.
"Oof," he said, "this it's a lot harder than I thought," as he slowly twisted the key back and forth, in and out, and up and down. "It needs lubrication," he thought as he slowly pulls the key out and licks it. The enchanted tongue piercings slowly spread oil across the key until it is dripping and slipper. He inserts the key back into the lock and slowly twists it until it clicks. He pulls it out one last time with a smile and then reaches for the knob. With a swish the vault door opens. Dungeon Complete.

What? You think my story is erotic? Get your mind out of the gutter!
OMG volke_locke!! hahah!! xDD That was quite strangely intense opening a dungeon lock! xDD

Anyway...

volke_locke was staring into deep space, patiently waiting for their space shuttle to land Earth. "So soon? volke_locke?" behind him was a creature that possessed both the beauty and the beast in her, it was Kerrigan... "I wish I could kidnap you again after this" she added. volke_locke chuckled and replied "I don't mind swimming into the spawning pool once again, queen of blades!". Kerrigan was delighted with what she heard. And because of this excitement, she grabbed volke_locke in the loins and started caressing it while whispering in his ears "Then I suppose you don't mind me giving you the upgrade of a life-time, Terran..". Right then, both of their sakral chakra's collided and they both entered into a deep trance...