DENIED BECAUSE OF... PENIS?

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I didn't know where to post this but I just had to ask what this meant or if someone had been consuming too many mushroom while writing this note.


Adventures of MISTER BIG T 2, was denied. Reason was: "The mapping is really bare. I unfortunately can't hold double standards unless there is a specific reason why the maps are bare. Also, penis images makes me wonder if the game has pornographic elements, in which case we cannot include it on the site (e.g. Polymorphous Perversity)".

Penis images? What did this mystery person even talk about?







Screenshots submitted

Was the person looking at another game or had images of penises burned into their coroneas and thus saw a penis everywhere?
Maybe he thought that bartender's hair was a penis. I certainly did.

Edit: In all seriousness, I'm a little confused too. Though, he was spot on about the mapping.
well according to my totally complex and mostly unnecessary age rating system. upon closer inspection screen shot # 2 contain what it appeared to be like an penis.

please explain if this is an penis or a totally complex rocket or whatever it is.
if your eye or the image isn't good enough, it might be mistaken for something else.
please include some info regarding the item in question.
LMAO XD Neither of those two things look close enough to a penis to me. :P

But really, is there a particular reason why the maps are so bland? :D
author=Gourd_Clae
Maybe he thought that bartender's hair was a penis. I certainly did.

Have you never seen a pompadour before?



author=jomarcenter
well according to my totally complex and mostly unnecessary age rating system. upon closer inspection screen shot # 2 contain what it appeared to be like an penis.

please explain if this is an penis or a totally complex rocket or whatever it is.

It's a crackhead grandma who is jumping up and down while as high as flag on 4th of July.

No, really.

author=Mr_Detective
LMAO XD

But really, is there a particular reason why the maps are so bland? :D


- Literally called "world's smallest and most pathetic pub."

- A screenshot of part of a castle.

- Battlings

I was just joking, I was a afraid you were angry or something.

Also, RMN will not stand for repeated postings of penises. Please remove this pornographic content.

Yeah, it's hard to show any stuff about the maps since it's from 2002. Though the other is supposed to look like that because of as mentioned, is literally "worst pub ever" and the second is part of a big castle so they're not like 100% of every map in the game evers.


I will remove a penis when I find it. (That's what she said) So far, I haven't seen anything even remotely penile shaped.
edchuy
You the practice of self-promotion
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It takes a big stretch of the mind to find the phallic symbols ... aren't both sprites in question part of the standard RTP?
author=edchuy
It takes a big stretch of the mind to find the phallic symbols ... aren't both sprites in question part of the standard RTP?


Everything is RTP in the screenshots, MBT the dragon expressions are just edits of RTP.


Unless those wacky Japanese Enterbrain people have been having penises in RTP all these years, I really don't think it's the case in these pics.
edchuy
You the practice of self-promotion
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author=MISTER BIG T
author=edchuy
Unless those wacky Japanese Enterbrain people have been having penises in RTP all these years, I really don't think it's the case in these pics.

The only difference is with the newer RMs that they look better and better because of Viagra and other EDDs :!

Also, about the bare maps, I've seen much worse ...
When you realize that you spent 5 minutes looking at 3 screenshots searching for a penis.

Maybe it's the tail of the dragon.
Despite
When the going gets tough, go fuck yourself.
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bartender talks about "worlds smallest and pathetic"


Submission mod thought he was talking about his penis, got angry and denied your game.


This is how it happened.
author=TDS
When you realize that you spent 5 minutes looking at 3 screenshots searching for a penis.

I think that it can be considered end of an era and start of a new age.

author=Despite
bartender talks about "worlds smallest and pathetic"


Submission mod thought he was talking about his penis, got angry and denied your game.


This is how it happened.

Seems legit.
author=Despite
bartender talks about "worlds smallest and pathetic"


Submission mod thought he was talking about his penis, got angry and denied your game.


This is how it happened.


Then either the mod didn't read English correctly or had a sick mind, because it says "pub" right after. That, or he was trolling. :D
author=jomarcenter
well according to my totally complex and mostly unnecessary age rating system. upon closer inspection screen shot # 2 contain what it appeared to be like an penis.

please explain if this is an penis or a totally complex rocket or whatever it is.
if your eye or the image isn't good enough, it might be mistaken for something else.
please include some info regarding the item in question.


Lol, that's the 2K/2K3 RTP sprite of a grandma sprite facing backwards...
If the game is from 2002 maybe whoever rejected it has played it before and knows that there are penises somewhere in the game?

Anyway, terribad games like this, specially if they're supposed to be 'ironically' terribab - should stay in 2002, if you ask me... =/

Edit: x)
Oi, oi. No personal attacks please.

Penis aside (or lack there-of), the bare mapping is enough to deny it. When making a game page remember you're trying to sell your game so show the best it has to offer - not the worst map in the game. I swear, it's common sense but people keep doing it. >.<;
author=alterego
If the game is from 2002 maybe whoever rejected it has played it before and knows that there are penises somewhere in the game?

Anyway, terribad games like this, specially if they're supposed to be 'ironically' terribab - should stay in 2002, if you ask me... =/

It's not a bad game at all dude. And I didn't ask you.

author=Liberty
Penis aside (or lack there-of), the bare mapping is enough to deny it. When making a game page remember you're trying to sell your game so show the best it has to offer - not the worst map in the game. I swear, it's common sense but people keep doing it. >.<;

What? Selling it? I'm not, this is a freeware game. It's always been free.


I don't know how to show it the best since the best of it is the satirical nature and the unique characters and the plot. They don't really translate to screenshots like at all. :(
Selling as in wanting people to play. Selling as in convincing people that they should play your game over a different one.

You can always touch up the maps a bit, instead of leaving them as boring empty large rooms. It's what we ask of newbies who find the program two weeks before adding their games, so it's not much to ask of older users who know their way around the engines.
author=Liberty
Selling as in wanting people to play. Selling as in convincing people that they should play your game over a different one.

You can always touch up the maps a bit, instead of leaving them as boring empty large rooms. It's what we ask of newbies who find the program two weeks before adding their games, so it's not much to ask of older users who know their way around the engines.

But I have touched the game, I have been updating it and supporting all these years, the last update was actually last year which was 10 years after it's release (let's see how many other devs do that) the maps are not all like that, honest.





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