FAN FACTIONAL STORY TIME: HOW LITA LECOTTA LOST HER JOB (REJECTED FAN-FIC)

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08/03/2013 09:29 AM

NOTE: This was a “rejected fan-fic” that I submitted sometime around two weeks ago. After talking with Kentona & Solitayre about it, I felt that I didn’t want to just “toss it away” or “keep it to myself,” since I put a lot of hard work into it. So I decided to share this all with you on the “Creative Corner” section of the forums. It’s a long read. But if you’re a fan of Ara Fell and know more about the “behind the scenes” history of the series – you might be in for a bit of a chuckle.

It’s a bit similar to my other fan-fic in terms of the style and setup.

Oh well, enjoy the show! :D

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- Also Featuring The Comedic Styling’s Of “TFT”
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After the success of his latest endeavourer in the virtual world of game making,
young master Radluck prepares for his most dauntingest of tasks:
A sequel, to one of his most “beloved” creations world over…

However, little does he soon realize,
that the business sides of things can sometimes be a “bitch”.

DISCLAIMER: There is some minor profanity & mentioning of brief sexuality in some of the scenes. Just a heads up!

Inside the middle of a hightower office building, a middle aged man is typing something on his laptop while a “familiar friend” carrying down a lunch tray cart opens the door…

???:

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*wheels the cart over to the desk*

Hmph… *ahem*
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???:

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...
*gazes his head up*
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???:

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*sigh*
…Yo, bitch, tea’s here, get it while it sucks.
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???:

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Ah – ah – ah – more politely –
and with much more enthusiasm please, Mr. TFT.
I also want to see “big smiles!”
*smiles back*
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TFT:

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*angered tone*
F*** that, Radluck,
this is already as degrading enough as it already is,
serving you this shit, and all.
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Radluck:

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Oh?
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TFT:

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*slams hand down on the desk*
I don’t care if you’re the motherf**king pope
or the Jesus H Christ;
I don’t grovel to anyone – not even you!!!
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Radluck:

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But TFT, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal…!!!
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TFT:

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I ain’t your buddy.

Besides, what “buddy” of mine would just pay me
“minimum wage” for doing this kind of crap!?
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Radluck:

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Of course you are my bestest bud!
I mean, without you, who’s going to be the one
that answers all my wonderus “fan-mail???”
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TFT:

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Pfft…“fan-mail”…
You know the only fan you have is the one
that’s standing right in front of me.
*points to Radluck*
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Radluck:

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*leans over his desk*
…Is something troubling you, TFT?
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TFT:

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*distasteful grin*
Yeah…
And I’m looking at it…
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Radluck:

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*sigh*
Look…I know business has been rather slow,
lately, ever since I released my last game,
but I’m pretty sure that’s going to change soon,
very soon!
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TFT:

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Why? What makes you so damn sure?
You haven’t released anything noteworthy in years.
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Radluck:

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True.
But I always considered it a great
“marketing strategy” to just make the public wait
around for a while, make it look like
nothing’s happening, and then – wham!
*slams his hand down*
Instant, stunning announcement!!!
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TFT:

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*conniving smirk*
…Sounds like you got a plan…
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Radluck:

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*laughs*
There’s a reason why they call me
“The Legend,” ‘ol chum.
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TFT:

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So what is it?
A brand new puzzle game?
New adventure game?

*throws his hands up in confusion*

…Dr. Mario clone???
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Radluck:

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*shakes his head*
Nope.
Nope.
Annnnnnd…
we tried that last year, already, remember?
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TFT:

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Oh yeah…
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Radluck:

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This time *slams fist*
-- we’re gonna do something new, god damn it!
Something that the public has been waiting for,
for eons!!!
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TFT:

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Yeah…
it HAS been eons since the last
stupid thing you last did…
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Radluck:

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…
*irritated expression*
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TFT:

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*takes a deep breath*
Whatever… Just tell me what it is so I
can go back to working on “Rainbow Nightmare”
again…and again…
*rolls his eyes back*
and again…
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Radluck:

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*chuckles* Oh, TFT.
Everybody knows you’ll NEVER finish that game.
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TFT:

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(Yeah, I’d like to “finish” you…)

…So what it is???
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Radluck:

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TFT, allow me to introduce my
newest, bestest creation,
it’s…*interrupted*
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Lita Lecotta:

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*slams door open*
Hiya, boss – how’s it goin’??? *smiles at Radluck*

*her faces soon glowers down when she looks at TFT*

…Oh, hi, TFT, how’s the secret mistress doing???
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TFT:

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…Shut up…
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Radluck:

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*ruffles through his papers*
Ah, Lita…is it?

I was just thinking about you, right about now...
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Lita Lecotta:

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*raises her hand up while looking
at her fingernails in the light* Really?
Well, *blushes* can’t complain about that;
I “am” a star, afterall!
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Radluck:

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Yes…I’m starting to remember all too well…

*crosses his hands on his desk*
…What is that you came for, another raise, perhaps?
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TFT:

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*turns his head back*
(I wish “I” got another raise, cheap ass, motherf**ker…)
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Radluck:

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*stands up while Lita looks behind her*
TFT, please, this isn’t the right time.

…Can you please excuse the two of us; we have
very important business matters to discuss here.
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TFT:

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*angered look* Humph…
Some partnership this turned out to be…

…Now I know how “Karsuman” feels.
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Lita Lecotta:

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Karsuman can go eat a dick;
we’re here to talk about “me,” now, the star!

So why don’t you just beat it?

…By the way, the creepy emo look doesn’t really suit you.
…May I suggest a “garbage bag?”
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TFT:

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*points over to Lita*
…You know, one of these days,
you’re going to get what’s coming to you…

And unlike Karsuman,
I’ll be happy to see you fall down faster than a
rock plummets below the ocean floor.
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Lita Lecotta:

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*raises her hand up and covers up TFT’s mouth*
B – Borrrrinnnnng!!!
You talk too much, hater.
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TFT:

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*pulls Lita’s hand away from his mouth;
looks at her with a sharpen stare
before eventually turning away*

Whatever.
She’s your problem now *sarcastic voice*
-- OL’ TIME BUDDY!!!

*door slams as TFT leaves the room, much
to the applause of a live general audience*
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Radluck:

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*kicks back on his chair*
…Good ol’ TFT…
He truly is a good friend.
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Lita Lecotta:

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Yeah… *rolls her eyes back*
I’m pretty sure he’s the stuff of legends…
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Radluck:

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*gasp* Legends! I know that “word”…
*scratches his chin*
Hmmm…
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Lita Lecotta:

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-- Well no shit!
You keep calling yourself that all the time,
even on your, god damn, voice mail.
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Radluck:

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*kicks his legs onto his desk*
Hey I gotta give the public what they want;

*circulating hand movement*
a man’s who not afraid of failure.
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Lita Lecotta:

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* exasperated look* Pfft, yeah, right…

*perks up* Hey, listen,
I got a call on my cell that you wanted to talk to
me about something, something important?
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Radluck:

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*gets off his chair* Oh yeah –
I totally forgot! *laughs*
It’s amazing how much time goes by when
you’re making such luscious maps like mine…
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Lita Lecotta:

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*sigh*
Look…I have to do an “Old Dutch” commercial
for some new shit flavor I’ve never even heard of
– so can we keep this brief?
What is it, already?
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Radluck:

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Okay, um…ah…
*begins to sweat profusely*
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Lita Lecotta:

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...What?
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Radluck:

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…
…
*puzzled look*
…I just never realized how “tiny”
you actually are from up here…
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Lita Lecotta:

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Kiss my a**…

You’re no prize winning cucumber yourself.
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Radluck:

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*takes a moment to think about that
before shaking his head and moving on*

…All right. *takes a deep breath*

…Time to get this over with, Radluck…
It’s always the hardest part of any job you do…
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Lita Lecotta:

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*perplexing stare*
…What “is” your job description, again?
What exactly DO you do even do here?
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Radluck:

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…
I…forgot.
Listen, you remember the last project
we worked on together, right?
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Lita Lecotta:

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*counts her fingers in a state of confusion*
Which one? You have to be more descriptive.
I’ve been in so many parody games
lately that I’ve lost count.
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Radluck:

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*sigh*
…The one that got you famous, stupid.
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Lita Lecotta:

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*sudden realization*
Ohhhhhh – that piece of trash! I remember, now!
“Ara Fell: Legend Of The Dirisetsu Hollow!” That game
was awesome, because I got to be a bitch to everybody!
*smiles*
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Radluck:

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...
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Lita Lecotta:

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*puts her hands on desk*
Hey, whatever happened to my co-star,
you know, Adrian?
Did he ever manage to get off his drug problem?
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Radluck:

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*scratches his head*
Um…you know...

I haven’t seen – or heard – from him since
the after launch party…

…He’s probably all right.
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Lita Lecotta:

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*laughs* Yeah, he probably is.

I remember the last thing he told me at that party,
*deep voice* “Lita, you know, if you were over 19
and were an inch taller, I’d probably ask you out.
But since I’m probably gay,
I think I'll go hit on that “other guy” over there…”

…He always did have a thing for “Doran”
during production. *smiles*
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Radluck:

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*laughs* Good ol’ Adrian…

…So…very...gay…

-- Anywhoooooo, about that game!
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Lita Lecotta:

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*jumps up and down in excitement*
-- OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I think it’s high time that you learn
about the inner workings of my next
“big budget” title!
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
OMG – It’s finally happening;
hell has finally frozen over!
Pigs have suddenly learned to fly!!!
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Yep…yes it has…

*puts his hand on Lita’s hand*

…You know, I’ve wanted to work on this series
for a long time now…
And now, I think that time is finally right.
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*squeals*
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*smiles*
Yes, you have every right to be excited.
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
“Excited?” Of course I’m f**king excited!
I GET TO BE IN A GAME AGAIN!!!
-- WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I COULD KISS YOU IF YOU WEREN’T GAY!
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*sigh* …Look, just because Adrian
did that thing out in public with everyone and…
look, whatever, okay.

…Um…also, “what?”
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*chuckles* What do you mean “what,” what?
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Radluck:

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Well, um…I…ah…
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???:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*gently taps on the door*
Hello…? Mr. James “The Legendary” Radluck?
Is…this “his” office???

…It’s so…
much smaller than I thought it would be…
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*turns back towards the door at the new girl*
Huh? Who are you?
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*startled look* I…I’m Lily.
Lily Cassar.
I’m here to touch basis on the “starting role” in
the next Ara Fell game, the one that’s in the works?
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*stunned expression*
“Starting…role?”
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Yeah.
*sits down on a chair besides Lita*
…Are you here to audition for a part in the game, too?
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*perplexed look as she looks as Radluck
then quickly back to the girl*
…
Audition…?
Audition for what?

Girly…you must have the wrong office building.

Try downtown next to the big “Square-Enix” building
on the right; that’s probably the one you want.
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*ruffles through her papers*
No…
This is “definitely” the right address…
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*gets off from his chair in a thrill of
excitement and goes over to shake her hand while
Lita watches in total surprise and awe*

-- Ah, Lily my “greatest creation;”
I’m glad you managed to make it here.
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Lily Cassar:

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*giggles and shakes his hand back*
You drive a “Ford” so I know which one is which.
That’s kinda how I managed to tell what
office building is yours.
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*reaches into his pocket*
Hahaha – get used to that shit car --
because you know what?
IT’S YOURS!!! *hands over the keys*
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
!!!
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*startled expression of contentment *
R…Really, Mr. Radluck? I…It’s all mine???
The whole thing?
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can’t have my newest creation taking
public transit, now, would I?
Hahahahahahaha!!!
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Hahahahahahaha!!!

…I actually powerwalked my way here;
good for the cardio.
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*gets off her chair in disgust
as Radluck & Lily look back startled*

-- The f**k…???
-- What the hell, Rads
– where’s my new Ford???
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*turns to Lita*
Mr. Radluck sure is nice, isn’t he?
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Lita Lecotta:

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*turns over to Lily*
Nah – he’s a dick!

*suddenly turns to face Radluck*

THE HELL IS THIS!?
THE HELL IS THIS BIMBO DOING HERE!?!?!?
WHAT DOES SHE MEAN “STARTING ROLE!?”
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Ooo…yeah…that’s right…
…I forgot…

…Lily, can you fill her in on the details, please?
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*classy accent*
Cer-tain-ly.
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*swoons* How’d I ever manage without you
in this business?
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The hell…?
You never showed that type of affection towards “me!”
F**king piece of cracker, eatin' trash!!!
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*shows her a white piece of paper*
Didn’t you get the memo?
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
What “memo?”
*reads the memo and points to it while looking at Radluck*

What is “that???”
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
It’s a new three part deal for
the next installment of the series.
She’s going to be a big star!
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
What, “this” thing? *points to Lily*
J – Just look at her.
*laughs* She clearly doesn’t have the same charm
and sex appeal as I do.
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
But she's taller!
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*brief kicking motion*
So is my foot in your ass.
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
She’s got natural hair!
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Lita Lecotta:

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My hair “is” natural!!!
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
She’s more prettier!
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
F**k you!!!
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Lily Cassar:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I also speak more than six different languages;
have a masters in engineering and acting; and I also
used to be Miss Spokesperson for “Kitzo Cookies”
– they’re the “snackest!” Want one?
*hands Lita a plain, lightly salted cookie*
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Lita Lecotta:

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*brushes the cookie onto the floor*
F – F**k no! W…What the f**k, lady?
What is your problem?
Don’t you know that “I’m” the star?
*points to herself*

…Please tell me that she’s the villain?
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh, no – she’s the hero, alright.
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Lita Lecotta:

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*slams her hands in a fit of rage on Radluck’s desk*
How could you do this to me, Radluck?
OR SHOULD I SAY, BADLUCK!!!
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*faint voice from outside Radluck’s office*
-- Burnnnnnnnn!!!
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*points to the door as Lita & Lily look back*
God damn it, TFT
– get the hell outta here!!!
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*slowly commences himself through into the room*
Hehehehe…

You guys are such “douches!”
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Lita Lecotta:

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...
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Radluck:

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*sigh*
…Look…I’m sorry, all right.
I…I should have contacted you about
all this, and stuff…

It’s just…
it’s just that we’re moving into a “different direction,”
and I don’t think you fit at all with it, Lita.
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
W…What are you trying to say???
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*hands Lita a pink slip*
…I think he means “you’re fired.”
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*takes a long look at the pink slip
before slowly raising her head up*

F…”Fired?”
Me?
No…No…!
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*puts his hand on Lita’s shoulder
as she looks back; TFT begins to slowly grin to her*

Welcome…to the “Unemployment Center!”
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Lita Lecotta:

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*tears roll down* No…
NO!!!

I CAN’T BE FIRED! I…I JUST CAN’T!!!
-- IT’S NOT IN MY NATURE TO BE FIRED!!!
*begins to sob on her pink slip*
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TFT:

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Hey, hey, now, don't cry; just think of all your
future employment possibilities…

“Walmart…”
“Canadian Tire…”
“The Oprah Winfrey Show…”
*pulls her forward to look at his face*
-- “REGIS!!!”
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
!!!

*turns to Radluck*
...B…But I’m the “Slayer,” the star...
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Lily Cassar:

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Don’t worry, Lita.
I’m pretty sure you’ll find work outside from here.
There’s lots of room for old video game hasbends,
like yourself…

Um…
“Super Smash Bros???”
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Lita Lecotta:

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*throws her chair back, via “Bobby Knight” style
as Lily quickly gets up off her chair and moves back
with TFT is smiling in the background*

YOU BACKSTABBING B**TARDS!!!
YOU’RE ALL SCUM TO ME!!!
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
…Even “meeee?” *points to himself*
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
-- Damn it, TFT, you’re just making
this whole awkward situation even worse!
-- Get the hell out!
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Lita Lecotta:

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*puts her hand on TFT
as he begins to leave the room*

No… You know what, TFT, stay. Stay right here.

*turns over to face Radluck*

You know what, Radluck…?
You know what I think of you now?
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
That…I’m “awesome?”
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Lita Lecotta:

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Oh, yeah *sarcasm*
-- that’s gotta be the million dollar answer
to the million dollar f**king question of the year!

But you know what…?
You’re an a**hole!
I hope this project fails along with you with it.

*slowly edges close to the door
while looking back at TFT*

…TFT?
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
…What is it, beanpole?
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Lita Lecotta:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
…Go eat a dick...

Can…can you drive me to the “Walmart?”
I need a new job…
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TFT:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*smiles as he holds her hand*
It would be MY pleasure!

*they both leave the room as the door
closes behind them*
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Radluck:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
…
*puts his head on his desk*

That was the hardest decision I ever had to make…

I hope I made the right decision by letting her go,
with no “severance pay,” and all that.
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Lily Cassar:

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*pats Radluck on the back*
I’m sure you did the right thing…

...Besides, she had no “boobs”.
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Radluck:

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Yeah… Yeah, you’re probably right.

…You know what? Let’s order some Pizza;
my treat.
*searches his drawers for a phone book*
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Lily Cassar:

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Make sure no "anchovies!"

…So, when we are starting
“Ara Fell: First Light?”
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Radluck:

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…
…
*scenes begins to fade out*

Just as soon as I can win another Misao…
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And so,
Miss Lita Lecotta was forced to take leave of her former watering hole,
as young master Radluck was tempted to go into a brand, bold new direction for the series!

A direction…of promise and epic adventure awaits our newest slayer: Lily Cassar!

…As for the fate of Miss Lita Lecotta, the former slayer?
Let’s just say...that there’s a wet spill on aisle three,
and somebody is need of a hero!

...Luckily for her, she’s actually getting “paid” decent wages, this time.

~ Fin

Adon237

if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn

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08/03/2013 02:38 PM

I cannot believe I read all of that...

"paid" makes it seem like she isn't really being paid but given something else instead.

you love quotation marks :)

Dyhalto

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08/03/2013 04:01 PM

Reading the thread title, I knew exactly who Lita LeCotta was. That's what a good RPG will do to you, indie or not.

Addit

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08/06/2013 02:58 AM

author=Adon237
you love quotation marks :)

Yeah, lol, it seems like I do.

I am trying a little harder to cut down on all the massive "quotations" usage the best I can -- BUT IT'S HARD, DAMN IT!

Anyways, thanks for the read, guys; I actually had a lot of fun writing this stuff; and I hope to write more fan-fic's, like this one, for other indie titles in the future. (well, at least the ones I like) ^^

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