WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMMENT?
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In light of my infamous dinosaure topic, I got to thinking. Since I embarrassed the hell out of myself, what is the most stupid and or embarrassing momment you can recall about yourself? Who knows, maybe it will will top mine (not likely.)
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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You decide:
1. Once, back in elementary school, I forgot to push the lock closed on the bathroom door before sitting down to do my business and some other kids walked up and tapped the door open and laughed at me on the toilet.
2. I fancied myself comical in my youth and on a few occasions tried to gain the admiration of my brother's friends by cracking jokes. Clearly as I was the youngest one of the bunch I wasn't quite as funny as I had hoped and instead of laughing at my joke, they gave me a sort of sarcastic "hey, dude, shut up" while leaning to the side, keeping their attention on the television.
3. At the beginning of an anime convention, I went downstairs with my brother's friend's sister for registration. Upon arriving at the booth, I was greeted by a fellow con-goer who calmly got my attention and informed me that he was in line. I replied with a dismissive "cool" and turned back to the booth. It was then that I was directed to the other side of the foyer where the end of the lengthy line was. Realizing how much of a dick I just came across as, I walked with her to where I should have been in the first place.
1. Once, back in elementary school, I forgot to push the lock closed on the bathroom door before sitting down to do my business and some other kids walked up and tapped the door open and laughed at me on the toilet.
2. I fancied myself comical in my youth and on a few occasions tried to gain the admiration of my brother's friends by cracking jokes. Clearly as I was the youngest one of the bunch I wasn't quite as funny as I had hoped and instead of laughing at my joke, they gave me a sort of sarcastic "hey, dude, shut up" while leaning to the side, keeping their attention on the television.
3. At the beginning of an anime convention, I went downstairs with my brother's friend's sister for registration. Upon arriving at the booth, I was greeted by a fellow con-goer who calmly got my attention and informed me that he was in line. I replied with a dismissive "cool" and turned back to the booth. It was then that I was directed to the other side of the foyer where the end of the lengthy line was. Realizing how much of a dick I just came across as, I walked with her to where I should have been in the first place.
author=Corfaisus
You decide:
1. Once, back in elementary school, I forgot to push the lock closed on the bathroom door before sitting down to do my business and some other kids walked up and tapped the door open and laughed at me on the toilet.
2. I fancied myself comical in my youth and on a few occasions tried to gain the admiration of my brother's friends by cracking jokes. Clearly as I was the youngest one of the bunch I wasn't quite as funny as I had hoped and instead of laughing at my joke, they gave me a sort of sarcastic "hey, dude, shut up" while leaning to the side, keeping their attention on the television.
3. At the beginning of an anime convention, I went downstairs with my brother's friend's sister for registration. Upon arriving at the booth, I was greeted by a fellow con-goer who calmly got my attention and informed me that he was in line. I replied with a dismissive "cool" and turned back to the booth. It was then that I was directed to the other side of the foyer where the end of the lengthy line was. Realizing how much of a dick I just came across as, I walked with her to where I should have been in the first place.
I'm going to pick #3, lol. Though, I'm sure we've all been there in some fashion at one point.
Talent show, Grade 5, lip-synching and dancing on stage to the lyrics of the Space Jam Theme Song. I knew it must have been pretty bad because they had to cut the act halfway through the song, lol.
Still to this day, I don’t even know why I even bothered participating in that. >_<
Still to this day, I don’t even know why I even bothered participating in that. >_<
In 1st grade we had a bathroom in our classroom. So, I'm on the pot, and another student deliberately opens the door, giving the whole class a real "view"... That was fun. There's probably a million other things like that from my childhood, but I can barely remember things I want to remember, so of course I've forgotten most of these kinds of things.
You guys aren't the only ones with "walking in the bathroom" type of embarrassments. About nine years ago, during lunch break from my job at the time, I went to use the bathroom at a local Mc Donald's. It was one of those single-room type of restrooms and I forgot to lock the door behind me. Right in the middle of me pissing, pants all the way down and everything (showing off my good 'ol hairy legs, ass and pubes), the janitor of the establishment walked right in to perform his maintenance work, only to see me and close the door shortly afterwards.
Better yet, my co-workers were with me (all female, too) and saw the action. They cracked many jokes about my penis the moment I was done.
... I've got to admit that was funny as hell.
Better yet, my co-workers were with me (all female, too) and saw the action. They cracked many jokes about my penis the moment I was done.
... I've got to admit that was funny as hell.
author=Ratty524
You guys aren't the only ones with "walking in the bathroom" type of embarrassments. About nine years ago, during lunch break from my job at the time, I went to use the bathroom at a local Mc Donald's. It was one of those single-room type of restrooms and I forgot to lock the door behind me. Right in the middle of me pissing, pants all the way down and everything (showing off my good 'ol hairy legs, ass and pubes), the janitor of the establishment walked right in to perform his maintenance work, only to see me and close the door shortly afterwards.
Better yet, my co-workers were with me (all female, too) and saw the action. They cracked many jokes about my penis the moment I was done.
... I've got to admit that was funny as hell.
You're one hell of a man to explain that to us. I can't imagine what was going through your head during that.
author=Ratty524
You guys aren't the only ones with "walking in the bathroom" type of embarrassments. About nine years ago, during lunch break from my job at the time, I went to use the bathroom at a local Mc Donald's. It was one of those single-room type of restrooms and I forgot to lock the door behind me. Right in the middle of me pissing, pants all the way down and everything (showing off my good 'ol hairy legs, ass and pubes), the janitor of the establishment walked right in to perform his maintenance work, only to see me and close the door shortly afterwards.
Better yet, my co-workers were with me (all female, too) and saw the action. They cracked many jokes about my penis the moment I was done.
... I've got to admit that was funny as hell.
Why the hell do you pee like a toddler?
author=HousekeepingHabit I guess. I like feeling as comfortable as possible when using the bathroom. It's the reason I also always take the privacy of stalls as oppose to using the wall-mounted toilets.
Why the hell do you pee like a toddler?
author=Jparker1984I have the tendency to be very absent-minded at times. There are a hell of a lot more stories about me aside from that. xD
You're one hell of a man to explain that to us. I can't imagine what was going through your head during that.
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