THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION

Sure, but first you undergo a severely agonizing surgery to become a cyborg. Even then you still feel real pain.

I wish loli themed anime didn't exist.

Granted, there are no longer any female houses and male walls, however your ability to comprehend language was somehow connected to the gender linked nouns and now you have no comprehension of any language and find yourself alone and confused and end your days singing nonsense rhymes in a facility for the mentally challenged.

I wish someone would pay all my bills for the next decade

P.S. seiromen how can all my patients sue me if they're dead?

Granted. Ever heard of Cruella de Vil? She has a fur coat made of cute puppies.
Enjoy!

I wish I could even.

Granted your mirror breaks, as a crazy dude on a horse came barrelling through it and tramples you to death on his way to rescue a French courtesan from clockwork....wait, no sorry that one's been done.

Right, granted, your mirror broke with such force it sent a splinter into your neck severing your carotid artery, but enough of it is left that you can watch yourself bleed out.

I wish for a purple poodle.

Yep

Granted! But #Shump Returns! for they cannot stand the golden era you hath wrought, and they also notice that nobody has been permanent slice you took over. This is because the wording of your wish prohibits you from doing anything anyone says is "unfair", and since permanents are how rmn slams down on injustice, we are left defenseless!

Due to this they forcefully concur rmn and kill you! They then make ridiculous rules such as:

1.You may only make Shoot Em' Ups.(Of course)
2. You can only use Rpg Maker Metro, What is that you might ask?

3.Insulting the games of staff members is strictly prohibited.
4.Failing to review the games of staff is strictly prohibited.
5.Leaving Rmn...well, you get the idea...
Violation of any rules will result in immadieate exicution!

Thanks Ilan14!

I Wish I could Root out #Shump, Leading the RMN resistance to glory, and become a leader who leads with liberty and justice for all!

You dodged the bullet and got hit by a train. Literally.

Granted, your body is fine with it, your mind however cannot cope without the refreshing balm of deep sleep and you slowly slip deeper and deeper in psychosis. You are eventually found rocking back and forth in a corner playing with the stumps of your fingers that you chewed off in an attempt to stop them strangling you,

I wish my sweet and benevolent childhood toys actually did come to life.

What part of sweet and benevolent did you miss?

Still, you catch a fish but it's a whopper, so big in fact it pulls you into and under the water, drowning you within a few minutes, and then having you for it's lunch.

I wish for a bone dry cappuccino

Granted. You wished for one bullet. It was fired from a gun right to your skull.

I wish that I lived in a world of anime.