RMN ALBUM VOL.1 - BEFUDDLING TRACKS

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NeverSilent
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There have been some occasions on the site where people rewrote the lyrics of well-known songs and changed them into something RMN-related. (Recent examples are Liberty's I Need A Misao or Girls Just Wanna Mak Gam, but I know I've seen more.) I thought it would be funny if we collected all these and added some new ones to create our own RMN "Album".
There are only a few rules for adding songs:
- The rewritten lyrics must have something to do with game making and/or RMN.
- The songs used have to be widely known. It's only funny if people are likely to recognize the original and see what you did with the lyrics. Indicate the original song's name and artist to make it easier to recognize.
- If a song is very long or repetitive, or if you struggle to write new lyrics for a certain part, it's okay to leave a part out. This is supposed to be fun, not a pain in the butt.

Now, go forth and mak songs!


I'll start by adding my own attempt:

Kentona (MC Hammer: Can't Touch This)

kentona
kentona
kentona
kentona

Your-Your-Your-Your
Games they hit me so hard
Makes me rate them five full stars
Thank you for blessing me
With so many awesome feats

It feels good to know I am
On such a cool site as RMN
And it's known as such
For having an admin you can't touch

(I told ya game devs)
kentona
(Everyone here knows)
kentona
(Look at his posts, man)
kentona
(Yo, let him bust a funky game page)
kentona

Fresh new games advance
Make 'em now that you got the chance
Or sit down into your seat
And play a good game you wanna beat

When it's rollin' log in
Review it and let 'em know it's comin'
You like that? I like that!
And when you feel helpless and think you'll fall back
When you feel overwhelmed by your task
This is a community you can ask

(I tell you)
kentona
(Watcha waitin' for, man)
kentona
(Yo post that tutorial sucka)
kentona

Give me a sprite or script
Make it sweet and we'll be usin' it
When you make games you know
RMN is the place for them to show

You don't believe me? It's right
Gam mak takes lots of effort and time
So go ahead and learn
What it's gonna take for your game to burn
The charts. See it?
Once you join us you'll never quit

It's true. Just go and ask
kentona
kentona

Load it down!

Stop!
Aremen!

Go with the buzz, Decky's there for me
If you can't find your way ask Liberty
Ankylo and Shinan keep things in the air
Like GreatRedSpirit and Solitayre

And of course
kentona
(You guys are doing it right)
kentona
(Are we not rad enough?!)
kentona
(This above all, to thine own game be true)

Load it down!

Stop!
Aremen!

One day it was founded by WIP
Then Holbert took it over and built a whole new team
When Karsu also had to stop doing this
Another guy stepped in and you know who it is
He's been around the web since early RM days
It's Kenton
Go Kenton
A., Kenton
Yo Kenton
Who hosts the games we play

kentona
kentona
kentona
kentona



Edit: RMN Album Vol.1 contains the following tracks so far:

1. NeverSilent - Intro (Pokémon Theme Song (original))

2. Liberty - Misao (Bonnie Tyler - Hero)

3. Liberty (based on an idea by Caz) - Girls Wanna Mak Gam (Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)

4. NeverSilent - Kentona (MC Hammer - Can't Touch This)

5. NeverSilent - Makerscore (John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads)

- Performed by TungerManU -

6. Liberty - Behaving Terribly (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody)

7. TungerManU - My First Game (The Beatles - Yesterday)

8. Marrend - Playtester (Oasis - Wonderwall)

9. TungerManU - You've Got a Dev in Me (Randy Newman - You've Got a Friend in Me)

- Performed by TungerManU -

10. kentona - Baby Got Map (Sir Mix-a-lot - Baby Got Back)

11. TungerManU - 5 Stars (Simple Plan - Perfect

12. TungerManU - They Will Survive (Ed Sheeran - The A Team)
Ohh, I got two for the list~

Girls Wanna Mak Gam (Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun)
Skype calls in the middle of the night
My mother says when you gonna live your life right?
Oh mother please, I'm gonna finish this one!
And girls they wanna mak gam
Oh girls just wanna mak gam

The urge comes in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life?
Oh daddy dear you know I'll sell this one
But girls they wanna mak gam
Oh girls just wanna mak

That's all they really want
Some gam
When the working day is done
Girls - they wanna mak gam
Oh girls just wanna mak gam

Some boys take a beautiful gam
And hide it away from the rest of the world
I wanna mak the gam that'll be number one!
Oh girls they wanna mak gam
Oh girls just wanna mak gam

That's all they really want
Some gam
When the working day is done
Girls - they wanna mak gam
Oh girls just wanna mak gam,
They wanna mak gam,
They wanna mak gam...


Misao {Hero - Bonnie Tyler)
Where have all the mappers gone
And where are all the plots?
Where's the 3-tile-rule commanders
And custom menu-naughts?
Isn't there a battle system
With custom interface?
It's gonna take a super-code to make my game an ace!

I need a misao!
I need a misao to sweep all categories
'Cos my game is so cool
And fun to play, too
Give me one, I'm beggin' please!
I need a misao
I need a misao so people remember my game
'Cos I worked oh so hard
And played all my cards
I want to taste fortune and fame

Sometime after midnight
My eyes itchy and red
Tapping at my keyboard
To meet deadlines with dread
Add another number, another dialogue tree
Test the game for bugs and crashes to make it complete

(Chorus)

There's nothing else that I'd rather do
Than create and make a world
Map it out to look like it's a
Reality

Find graphics, sound and scripts online
Mess around with the database
I can feel its approach
To becoming complete

(Chorus)
NeverSilent
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It's more of a fun, creative topic than a serious project. Though, if someone would actually want use these lyrics for real songs, I would be the last person to say "no".

Thanks for adding yours to the list, Liberty!
NeverSilent
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Great Scott...

I admit this made me laugh.
NeverSilent
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A new song!

Makerscore (John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads)

Almost top ten, it's like a thriller
Catching up to kentona and Deckiller
Got five digits, my lockerspace increased
I wanna be the best one, so this won't be a breeze

Chorus:
Makerscore
Give me more
It's these points
I live for
I'm a winner
No beginner
So give me more
Makerscore

All submissions I upload here
Games and reviews, scripts and articles
Make my MS skyrocket so high
It's the taste of victory, makerscore is life

Chorus

I hear the voice, in my sleepin' hours it calls me
The stats remind me of my goal far away
And scrollin' down the ranks I get a feelin'
That I should have made
Another game
Five star game

Chorus 2x

Give me more
Makerscore
Give me more
Makerscore
Give me more
Makerscore
I swear I will sing some of these soon-ish, but my throat isn't doing well - I think I've caught a cold or something. >.<

So, instead, I decided to make another song. :D

(It's still a little WIP)

Behaving Terribly (Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)
Is this the right site?
Will they be kind to me?
I made a new game,
In just twenty minutes, see?
I think it's good
I bet you love it tooo

I am all new to this
I just used RTP
Because it's easy use, and it's free
Got it with the engine, see?
What the hell's a shift map?
Lol, that is too hard for me
For me...


Hey all,
Just made a game
Put an event over there
It was buggy but who cares?
Hey now,
Got a bad review
And now they're gonna remove my game

Damnit
Ooooooh
I won't win that prize
Because I could not make a game that shone
Like a Star
Stealing Prince
Without MS nothing Matters

Too late
My game's online
Harsh critics everywhere
Feel like pulling out my hair
And now my artistic pride is destroyed
because my game has fallen in the ranks


Goddamn
iiiiit

I don't want to whine,
but my game was rated point 5 stars


I see a little silhouetto of a man
Kentona
Kentona
Can you please unban me?
Thunder bolts and lightning
Very very frightning me
Kentona KENTONA
Kentona KENTONA
Kentona
Unban me please!

I made a bad game
nobody likes me
He's just a bad maker
from a bad forum team

Spare our site from his monstrocity!

Easy come, easy go, will you let me on?

No! You're banned now! No, we will not let you on!
You're banned now! We will not let you on!
You're banned now! We will not let you on!
We will not let you on! Let me on!
We will not let you on! Let me on!
Never Never Never
No no no no no no
Kentona, kentona, kentona let me on!
Deckiller said my trolling was too much, you see? I'll change, Let me!!!!



So you thought you could ban me and kick me aside?
So you thought that my game was shit and that it would die?
Heeeeeell no now!
You can't get rid of me that way.
I'm gonna come back
And you won't even realise I'm here~




This shit isn't worth it
Anyone can see
The shit just ain't worth it
It really just ain't worth it to me....

I think I'll make another...




e: I meant to add that I was surprised to see a John Denver song. I love his music and hnnng, dat one is especially good. The parody can only make it better by making it more relevant to my interests. XD
NeverSilent
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Oh dear, I hope it isn't too bad. Get well soon.

That song is awesome, though! Thank you so much!

Edit: Glad to hear my attempt at a John Denver parody appeals to you. ^_^
NeverSilent
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That song is very, very cool, TungerManU! I had thought of making a Beatles song parody myself at some point, but you beat me to it. ^_^

author=TungerManU
Also, the album is so far consisting of only the three of us... Maybe we should form a group or something?


I think I have an even better idea: More different people should post entries here.
Song. Mak. RMN.
Seiromem
I would have more makerscore If I did things.
5640
Alright, I plan to do one, it'll take me a bit but I'll get it done!
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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Playtester ("Wonderwall" - Oasis)


Today was going be the day that I was gonna throw it up RMN.
By now, I should have, somehow, realized what I had to do.
I don't believe that anybody could miss that line of code, until now.

Backbeat, the word is on the street that I'm workin' all day and night.
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but there never really was a doubt.
I don't believe that anybody could miss that line of code, until now.

And all the events that have to walk are winding.
And all the scripts that leads us there are blinding.
There are many things that I would like say to you, but I don't know how.

Because maybe, you're gonna be the one to help me?
And after all, you're my playtester.


Today was going be the day that I was gonna throw it up RMN.
By now, I should have, somehow, realized what I had to do.
I don't believe that anybody could miss that line of code, until now.

And all the events that have to walk are winding.
And all the scripts that leads us there are blinding.
There are many things that I would like say to you, but I don't know how.

Except maybe, you're gonna be the one to help me?
And, after all, you're my playtester.


Except maybe, you're gonna be the one to help me?
And, after all, you're my playtester.


Except maybe, you're gonna be the one to help me?
You're gonna be the one to help me.
You're gonna be the one to help me.



...Somebody shoot me.
NeverSilent
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@Marrend: Nice! Sorry, I'm not going to shoot you.
Edit: Now that I think about it, shouldn't it rather be "Testplayer" than "Playtester"? At least, to me, that would make more sense and even sound better.

@seiromem: Cool, I'll be looking forward to it.
NeverSilent
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TungerManU, that is just awesome! Good job!
By the way, there's nothing wrong with enthusiasm. Quite the opposite, I even think the ability to be enthusiastic is one of the best things about humans.
kentona
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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Baby Got Map (Sir Mix-a-lot - Baby Got Back)

I like big maps and I cannot lie
You other mappers can't deny
That when a game comes with an itty bitty size
And a huge world in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull out your stuff
'Cause you notice that map was stuffed
Deep in the tiles it's sportin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh map, I wanna get on you
And take your treasure.

My homeboys tried to warn me
But that map you got makes me gamey
Ooh, map-o-smooth win
You say you wanna get in my RMNz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average map, see
I've seen them postin'
To hell with just coastin'
Map's sweet, 'leet
Got it goin' like a turbo beat

I'm tired of new newbies
Sayin' small maps are the thing
Take the average gamer and ask him that
Game gotta pack much map
So, gamers! (Yeah!) Gamers! (Yeah!)
Has your game there got the map? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to play it! (Play it!) Play it! (Play it!)
Play that massive map!

Baby got map.

(New age tile with a retro feel)
Baby got map.

I like 'em wide, and big
And when I'm playin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna DL you at home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout 3D, boy
'Cause polygon parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and pixely
So find that pixel rubble
Map-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that pixel

So I'm lookin' at game videos
Lock-haired otakus talkin' like bros
You can have them 3D
I'll keep my maps like 2D
A word to the map barristas, I wanna get with ya
I won't fuss or ditch ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna play
Till the break of dawn
Maps got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and ragequit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the pixel on
So, mappers! (Yeah!) Mappers! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Let's Trys (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Post it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got map!

Baby got map.

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to mappin', Call o' Duty ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 3D FPS? Ha ha, only if she's completely free.

So your game rolls a bump-map, playin' with that texture crap
But bump-map ain't got a candle to the overlay on this map
My map pack don't want none
Unless you got tons, hun
You can do side scrollin' or mockups
But please don't lose that map

Some brothers wanna play that hard-mode
And tell you that the map ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Kotaku says it lacks!
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your DL is small and your maps are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the polygom dames in the fancy games:
You ain't it, Miss Thang!
Give me a big map, I can't resist that
Overlays, so tight, didn't miss that

Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his games aren't on my list
He had game but he chose to quit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So mappers, if the map is grand,
And you want a 5-star throw down,
Dial 1-900-MAP-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got map!

(Little in the DL but she got much map)
(Little in the DL but she got much map)
(Little in the DL but she got much map)
(Little in the DL but she got much map)
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