IF YOU DIED, WHAT LOOT WOULD YOU DROP?

x1 Book of shadows
x1 Straight razor with strop, shaving soap, and brush and bowl
x1 1921 One Troy Ounce Silver Dollar (I carry it for luck)
x1 Book of Arthurian Legends
x1 Set of Runes (+10 to Futuresight and fortune telling)
x1 Samsung Freeform M with earbuds (Stairway to Heaven by Led Zep, a bunch of Who and Evanessence is on it)
x1 Keys to one 1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.9 liter with new clutch, new power steering, new water pump and radiator. Needs gas.
x1 Battered wallet containing a bunch of useless rewards cards, a reliable American Express reloadable card and Florida State driver's license.

An anvil worth at least 3 G. And also an empty sack of potatoes.

Yeah, a Kingdom Hearts shirt makes me and my scrawny toothpick arms look that much more intimidating! Then again, I'm dead in this hypothetical situation, and whoever is looting my body just might appear threatening with Sora and Roxas emblazoned upon his or her chest.

My dumb blue hipstery scarf.

And a wallet with no useful information or money (i never carry cash), my go card, my cheap phone and my house key if they're lucky.

But if they get my wallet, they'll have discovered the greatest treasure of all.

My business cards. Each grants +10 to pretentiousness and provides a passive aura of insufferable smug.

I think if one found me dead with my possessions, they'd find me at least a little interesting, looking at all the flashy business cards carrying my alias... or alter ego.

I just carry them with me, never know when someone is gonna ask for your name and number. Most of my friends call me Biz, even my stepdad. It's just a monicker I ultimately prefer.

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x1 jean pants (+1 armor)
x1 underwear (-10 INT).

Underwear reduces your intelligence? Or is it just the particular undies that you have on right now? Because if it's underwear in general, I'm going to have to rethink my life. I need all the intelligence I can get.

Don't knock that cardboard box. It saved my life in Metal Gear Solid.