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WELL. I'm relatively new here. I see some familiar faces from RRR, but for the most part, I don't know a lot of you peoples so I'm sayin LET'S ANSWER RANDOM QUESTIONS. Blank form below.

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?

I guess I'd help them lol. Not from care or concern, just cause I know I have a heavy conscience and would feel like shit if I didn't do anything. Maybe I'd wear and a mask and scoot off right away after calling the cops, no communication, just drag and run. Drag... DRAG. If I for some reason had a dress and they were passed out, I'd totally put the dress on them THEN run away.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?

Offer to celebrate over beer, feel bad for offering a pregger person beer, and replace beer with hugs and happytears.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?

I work at a call center. Every shift makes me want to punch 50 people in the face.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?

M&M's

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?

Maybe put on a pound??? I haven't gained or lost any noticable weight in a year LOL

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?

CRUNCHY


7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?

Throw sand in their eyes. If they say I'm a bitch I may as well be a bitch :D

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?

Byron

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?

August

10. What are you craving right now?

Subwaaaayyyyyyy

11. What was the last thing you cried about?

HOW ADORABLY MY KITTENS ARE

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?

No... I... Wait for it... Wait for iiittt... GIVE THE CASHIER MY TWO CENTS. Yesssss... Seriously though. Canada has discontinued the use of pennies so that's now impossible.

13. What color is your tissue box?

Screw tissue boxes.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?

I'm sure there would be if I did.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?

My friend walking up to me and demanding me to finally activate my voicemail. Which i still probably should do.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Naahhhh. I've defriended an asshole or two but never blocked anyone. I like to A. Give people a chance to reconcile and B. Let loose on people who try to persue me for further assholery (probably way more than I should like doing)

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?

Oh god lol. A preggers cat I have in my care (Taking care of her for a friend) went into birth literally minutes before I had to leave for work. With my 4 month old kitten in the same building. I lived in a bachelor at the time, so there wasn't a way for me to separate them in diff rooms. It was a scary shift wondering about the cats and kittens welfare lol.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?

Nope.

19. What kind of car do you want?

I want to live in a freakin RV.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?

Whatever the King Deal is. I'm cheap. As. Hell.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?

I'm too lazy for that stuff.

22. What color is your cell phone?

White.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?

Me and my boyfriend drank ourselves silly last weekend when Every Time I Die came to town. Started with Bacardi and orange juice, moved on to Budweiser beer, and finished it off with more Bacardi and orange juice.

24. Are you happy right now?

I'm happy like 85-90% of the time. Yes.

25. Who came over to your house last?

My boyfriend.

26. Do you drink beer?

I mainly drink beer, only have hard stuff of neat occassions.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?

lol no, I always got along with my brothers.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?

... My favorite key??? The one I use to scrape/unclog my pipe when I'm outside I guess. What a weird question.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?

Now You See Me. What a piece of shit. I really had high expectations for it. MICHAEL. KANE. WOODY. HARRELSON. MORGAN. FREEMAN. They couldn't save it. They couldn't. Save it.

30. What is in your pocket?

A lighter and my phone.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

I met my boyfriend at an old job we both worked at 4 years ago. No one intriduced us. He just saw me walk into the breakroom and threaten the vending machine saying I'd go all Chuck Norris on its ass if it didn't give me the chips I paid it to give me. I guess that was enough to make him smitten, we hung out after work that day.

32. Where do you hurt?

Usually under the bridge on the outskirts of town, not a lot of people there and a good area for dumping bodies.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?

I don't understand this question.

34. What’s something fun you did today?

I DID TWO WHOLE PIXEL PICTURES.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

Vidjo gaems.

36. When is your birthday?

April 3rd.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

If I drove I'm sure there'd be something tacky.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?

None. I'm going to Las Vegas next week though :D

39. What kind of milk do you drink?

CHOCOLATE O___O My favorite breakfast is chocolate milk and a menthol cigarette. Mmmm.

40. What are you going to do after this?
More work.


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1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?

10. What are you craving right now?

11. What was the last thing you cried about?

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?

13. What color is your tissue box?

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?

19. What kind of car do you want?

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?

22. What color is your cell phone?

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?

24. Are you happy right now?

25. Who came over to your house last?

26. Do you drink beer?

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?

30. What is in your pocket?

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

32. Where do you hurt?

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?

34. What’s something fun you did today?

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

36. When is your birthday?

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

38. How many states in the US have you been to?

39. What kind of milk do you drink?

40. What are you going to do after this?
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Pull over and offer them a lift. I'm not one for holding grudges and besides, we broke things off amicably.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Happiness and worry. She's been wanting to start a family for a long time now, but she's not in a stable relationship at the moment so... Not that she totally couldn't rock being a single parent.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Not sure, but it was my brother, I recall that much. He really frustrates me sometimes.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
...a game.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Hoping to have lost some.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Neither. Not a fan of cheetos.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Take is as the joke it's probably meant to be? If it were serious, idk, probably ask if they're feeling okay or if there's something wrong. Get the facts as to why a good friend would be acting like that before being hurt or retaliating.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
...I have no idea. This is just so unexpected! Um... Julian?

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Lillian, Daena, Mia... idk >.<;

10. What are you craving right now?
Fruit juice

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
okay, so I cry easily so it was, uh, the situation I put one of my characters in. But only because, to get the characters right, I roleplay them first, so... idk, how to explain it that doesn't make me come off as kinda crazy. >.<; I try to get the right responses from the characters by putting myself in their shoes, thinking about their history and I guess 'becoming' the character, and this situation was... pretty sad so... yeah, I cried. :|

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Depends. For one, we don't have 2 cents in Australia (and 5 cents is pretty meh) also Australia doesn't do tipping. That said, if it's Christmas or something I usually buy them a lolly or water (something to help them deal with the shit customers). Uh, but I do give the local Chinese delivery peeps change (up to about $5) sometimes. Only when I don't have to worry too much about money that week (so... not that often).

13. What color is your tissue box?
Uh... the last one I had was cream I think.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Don't have one but if I did, probably not. It's been a bit warm the last few days.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
God. Um... I think it was my sister wanting a call back?

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Pfft, yes.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
A woman banging on my window in the middle of the night, demanding I tell 'my man' to stay away from her boyfriend. I don't have a man and she was clearly drunk. Turns out she meant my brother and... welp. :/

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
My last job I didn't.

19. What kind of car do you want?
Mercedes Benz C-class Executive. 2000 model. idk, I like it.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
What is a Burger King. Australia does not has a BK. Or at least not where I live.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yup.

22. What color is your cell phone?

Dead. Dead is the colour of my mobile phone.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Vodka mixed with ginger and lime. It was nice.

24. Are you happy right now?
Now as in this moment or now as in 'in general'. And do you mean psychologically happy, happy with my current state of being or emotionally happy as of the moment? I guess I'm okay atm.

25. Who came over to your house last?

My sister.

26. Do you drink beer?
Only hot and only rarely. And by hot I mean room temp.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Yes. And I've told them the same right back.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
I don't have one.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Frozen.

30. What is in your pocket?
I'm wearing womens' clothes. Womens' clothes don't have pockets. :|

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

Myself to the last bf.

32. Where do you hurt?
Currently? Ankle from resting oddly, shoulder and neck from bad posture, wrist from using the computer, right ring finger from cat scratch, stomach.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
No.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Welllll I was sleeping and dreaming which is fun. And internetting...

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

While we have Target, I don't use it often enough to have a favourite aisle. I think I've been maybe twice?

36. When is your birthday?

October 24th

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

my soul

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
...none.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
The white kind. Also, chocolate, strawberry and milo-flavoured.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Some mafia, some tumblr, some youtube, feed my cat, go for a walk, gammak. My day is wide open.
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
I'll laught, what? I'm evil.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Keep laughing.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
I always want to punch people.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
A bill for punching people.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Definitly lost.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Both?

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
I'll punch him.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Vincent or Ezekiel.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Silvina or Nahiara, FYI I'm from Argentina so these might sound odd for you.

10. What are you craving right now?
Nothing.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Boys don't cry.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
GIVE ME!

13. What color is your tissue box?
No.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Yeah!

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
I never used the voicemail.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Facebook!? Ha!

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Every day on my life.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
They'll call me idiot if I were one on school.

19. What kind of car do you want?
I just want A car.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Burger King!? Ha!

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Nop.


22. What color is your cell phone?

Regular black.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I don't drink.

24. Are you happy right now?
Yeah, sure.

25. Who came over to your house last?

Me.

26. Do you drink beer?
I. DONT. DRINK.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, that's mean.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
No.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
The Hobbit 2.

30. What is in your pocket?
Nothing.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

Hey, I'm still young...:(

32. Where do you hurt?
My hearth.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
W-what!? No!!! Pervert!

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Breathing, that's fun

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

I like to target at my enemies heads.

36. When is your birthday?

May 5th

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

No...?

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
:(

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Regular kind.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Keep breathing, yeah I'll do that.
Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
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1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Call 911, and perhaps pull over to see if anyone needs help. Honestly the authorities would likely be on the scene before I ever got there.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Ask how she feels about it I suppose. If she's happy, so am I.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
When my grandma and sister were engaged in petty bickering with one another. The person I wanted to punch was myself.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Groceries.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I've been gaining weight for the past several years! Exercise is so haaaaard when all my schoolwork involves being glued to my monitor.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Cheetos are gross.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
"Tch! Whatever, broheim."

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Justin....wait, no...Nathaniel....wait no,...Henry......wait...

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Monica!

10. What are you craving right now?
I AM COOKING RICE, BEEF, AND BROCCOLI. I'VE ALREADY HAD DINNER BUT I'M SO HUNGRY WHY.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
When Artax died in the Swamps of Sadness.
When the baby died and the mother kept blaming herself and apologizing in Hara-kiri.
When father and son reunited in October Sky.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Sure!

13. What color is your tissue box?
Toilet paper-colored.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
My room is unusually immaculate for a 24 year old bachelor's. Save for crumbs and DUST. EVERYWHERE DUST.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
My grandma inviting me for spaghetti. And to remind me I have a bajillion cards from relatives sitting in her house.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
My dad dying.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
UN-EM-PLOYED. (But I did not, at my last job)

19. What kind of car do you want?
I love my Chevrolet Aveo. I am not picky. As long as it doesn't kill me, Car and I are in good standing.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
A large order of fries. And that's it. Same as all fast food places I seldom stop by.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
No.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I don't drink.

24. Are you happy right now?
I could be better. But we ALL could be better now couldn't we? I'm fine.

25. Who came over to your house last?
My mom.

26. Do you drink beer?
Nope. I drink soda instead. Not the best alternative.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Of course not.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
The house key.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Hara-kiri.

30. What is in your pocket?
Cell phone, wallet, keys. In my sweater pocket.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
I am single. And I love it.

32. Where do you hurt?
That's classified!

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
Build a what now?

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Nothing. Although last week I got myself lost walking around and had to stop in the fire department to ask for directions. The receptionist was so polite and she even gave me a map! That made my day so hard, I bought some tea and drank it walking back.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
Target sucks, yo. The World Food aisle at Meijer.

36. When is your birthday?
August 6th.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

There is nothing in my car except for an ice scraper.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
Ohio, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, North & South Carolina, West Virginia, Indiana, Illinois, Virginia (I think), Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Florida, and Kansas.

You ain't missing much. Except for Chicago and Gatlinburg.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
White milk. Whole or Skim. Skim's only really good in the south where its humid as hell. Whole milk is a northman's beverage.
(SAYS THE MAN LIVING BELOW ONTARIO)

40. What are you going to do after this?
Stay up late because I can' sleep.
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Pull over, take her away from the vehicle coz explosions duh. Dial 911. Wait. Give her a lift. End of story.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Read her expression to see whether that's good or bad news. React accordingly.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Whenever I hear on the news about someone who committed a horrible crime against women or children. That thing about ISIS kidnapping students and beheading journalists. Somebody give me a Death Note.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Groceries.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
My weight seldom changes on its own (lucky bastard). But I've been less active this year so maybe I've gained half a pound or so.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
I like crunchy snacks. Nothing beats fresh fruits!

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
That was probably a joke. If it ain't then I'd ask why they'd say that and try to understand.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Oliver, Mathias or Julien.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Constance, Cassandre or Mathilde.

10. What are you craving right now?
Sleep.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
I can get watery eyes during emotional conversations about life lessons or positive events I'm grateful I experienced. But I can't remember the last time I really cried.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I used to wait for it without saying a word, but now in Canada the cent doesn't exist anymore. The change is rounded to 5 or 10 cents. For real.

13. What color is your tissue box?
Joke: A shade of dirty white. You know why.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
YES! That thing is a real dust magnet and I have to clean it almost every week.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
Don't have no voicemail. Call me when I can answer the phone.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
Facebook? Who really needs that?

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
I don't know. Because I do it all the time, probably thinking about ideas for horror games while taking a walk in the neighborhood at night and having my imagination play tricks on me.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?

Customers don't know my name and don't need to.
(This is possibly the best joke I've made in a while. Loads of possible interpretations muhahaha!)

19. What kind of car do you want?
Anything that does the job, really. I prefer small cars so I can better feel the road.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Never went to Burger King. Do they have double quarter pounders with cheese?

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Only once and was quite satisfied with it. I sold my near complete Dragonball manga collection, a few DVDs and CDs, old toys and books for a whopping $100.

22. What color is your cell phone?
Home phone all the way baby. Screw the future.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Took a sip of pastis. Tastes way too strong and too sweet. I actually don't enjoy the taste of alcohol.

24. Are you happy right now?
Pretty much, yes. All I'd need to be perfectly happy is to make enough money with my art so I can quit my day job.

25. Who came over to your house last?
My best friend. We played Bucky o' Hare and Gundam Wing Endless Duel.

26. Do you drink beer?
Yuck.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
I don't think so.
There's an interesting rumor in the family though, one of my grandmothers could have been adopted by her mother's parents because she gave birth to her at 14-15. Young parenthood outside of marriage in the 1930s was a calamity.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
Wut get a life bro.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Captain America: Winter Soldier. Too much CG.

30. What is in your pocket?
Lip balm because winter's coming.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Myself. I technically told her she was ugly. It worked.

32. Where do you hurt?
Sometimes my back aches because I'm too tense while I draw or sleep in a bad position.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
If they did I'd probably fake a smile and word of gratitude then give it to my baby niece and take all the credit.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Make some progress on my art.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
Men's socks and underwear are actually decent.

36. When is your birthday?
28 years ago and counting.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Nope.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
New York and Maine.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
I LOVE milk. 3.25% is the best.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Go to sleep. It's past 3 AM. Why are you doing this to me?!
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I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Forty questions is too damn many.

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Instagram.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Oh, yeah, I thought so, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were just fat."

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
That's my secret. I always want to punch everyone in the face. I'm like Bruce Banner up in this bitch.
OK, more specifically, Monday afternoon one of the players in my online game was being a fuckwad, making illegal alts for the sole purpose of harassing a newbie who'd put him on ignore. At least I got to suspend the fucker.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
...Shit. Let me go buy a pizza or something so the answer isn't a pornographic pillowcase.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
No, I have no particular desire to lose my gut, so I've been pretty steadily overweight by the same amount for five or six years. Or at least I assume I have. I haven't actually weighed myself in a year or two but I look the same weight, so who cares.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Gross. Fuck all that noise.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Retort with a similar jest.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
I don't care, his mom can name him.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
See above answer.

10. What are you craving right now?
Motivation.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Was watching anime. A character I liked started crying. Mirror neurons kicked in and I got misty eyed. BUT I STOPPED MYSELF! If you cry during sad parts of TV episodes, they don't let you buy Dr Pepper 10 any more.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I keep it. Always take a penny, never leave a penny.

13. What color is your tissue box?
It's paper-towel-roll colored.
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Get away. I'm the one who set it on fire :3

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Don't know. Good luck, maybe?

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
I never did. I always aim for the gut.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Food.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Neither. Maintained it.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Puffy

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Stop calling yourself, dude.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Schoennoeffagouenn Huerdid Hughcomfromme
But seriously? Leo.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Alice. Or Cindy.

10. What are you craving right now?
Chicken Curry!

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
When I found out that one of my books was damaged by rats. I cried like a sissie >.<

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Keep it. Use it to buy something else some other time.

13. What color is your tissue box?
I don't have one.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nope.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
I never had voicemail...

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
No, but there's a few that are definitely asking for it.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Summer, when I had to fly over ~500km of open sea in a small propeller plane, during the height of a sudden tropical storm.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
I don't work yet :3

19. What kind of car do you want?
An SUV. Or a pickup. As long as the sound system rocks, then it's fine.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
I haven't been to Burger King yet...

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
No.

22. What color is your cell phone?
Chrome/Navy Blue

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I'm not sure if that was Vodka or Rhum. I think it was both.

24. Are you happy right now?
Somewhat, yes.

25. Who came over to your house last?
My grandparents.

26. Do you drink beer?
I may like rhum and wine (even though I'm under age), but I hate beer.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Nope.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
My locker key.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
RED (Retired, Extremely Dangerous)

30. What is in your pocket?
Air

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
... I don't have one.

32. Where do you hurt?
Left knee, dislocated during a past football game.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
A bear? No.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Walking away from the testing room after our Math long test.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
Target?

36. When is your birthday?
07-20-98

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
I don't have a car...

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
None

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Dairy. At odd times goat and carabao (water buffalo) milk.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Hit 'Submit'
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
I’d say, “If this is your way of getting alimony, then you’re not doing it right,” and then I’d just drive off.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Damn it, James." >_<

3.) When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Yesterday, many times. You wouldn't believe how many people act like douchebags at the grocery store.

4.) What is the last thing you spent money on?
Pepperoni pizza. :P

5.) Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Lost, a lot, actually.

6.) Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
None of those. JUST BRING BACK THE CHEETOS PAWS, YOU THIEVEIN' BA*TARDS!

7.) One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
*sniff* It's not my fault that I cry during movies.

8.) Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Julius "Jamal" Murray.

9.) Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Alicia "Alexandria" Murray.

10.) What are you craving right now?
Grapes, actually.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
When the Canucks officially missed the playoffs last year.

12.) When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Burn it.

13.) What color is your tissue box?
Tissue box???

14.) Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
There's dust EVERYWHERE here, so yeah.

15.) What was the last voicemail you received about?
I don't use voice mail.

16.) Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
I don't use that either.

17.) Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Castles - Masterpiece Set, final level. You truly haven't experienced fear until you play that monstrosity.

18.) Do you wear a name tag at work?
Yup.

19.) What kind of car do you want?
I don't really care, really, as long as it looks kind of cool, is blue, and gets me to where I wanna go, I can't complain.

20.) What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Burger King? Now there's a place I haven't been to in years...

21.) Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes, a long time ago, when I was around 8 or 9. We haven't had another one since.

22.) What color is your cell phone?
Don't have one.

23.) What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I don't drink.

24.) Are you happy right now?
Can't you tell by looking at my avatar?

25.) Who came over to your house last?
Telus guy.

26.) Do you drink beer?
(See #23)

27.) Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Maybe once or twice, but I was too preoccupied with a little something called Nintendo back then to even care.

28.) What is your favorite key on your key chain?
Keychain?

29.) What was the last movie you watched at home?
The Amazing Spiderman 2. Ehhhh...it was all right. I don't really watch a lot of movies anymore.

30.) What is in your pocket?
Nuthin'.

31.) Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Not married, never had a GF.

32.) Where do you hurt?
All over, baby. ;)

33.) Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
Ah...yeah, sure, whatever.

34.) What’s something fun you did today?
Being on here?

35.) What is your favorite aisle at Target?
Sports / clothing section.

36.) When is your birthday?
November 29th.

37.) Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Nope.

38.) How many states in the US have you been to?
Two: Washington and California.

39.) What kind of milk do you drink?
Skim, Soy or 2%.

40.) What are you going to do after this?
Basketball!!! :D

What a mess.


1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Help out, we're on good terms. Sort of. Although not much I could do in a car fire.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Outward reaction - Mild joy
Inward reaction - Your poor sap, say goodbye to your life.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
I don't recall any situation where I actually wanted to do that. Not worth damaging my fist in the process. No, I prefer my retaliations to be more discrete and have longer term damage than a simple punch to the face.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Beer.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Both. My weight goes up and down +/- 5 lbs on a regular basis. Always floating around 190.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Neither. It ain't easy being cheesy.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Nothing. Maybe return the compliment.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Michelangelo.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Shelly.

10. What are you craving right now?
A toke.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
haha It's been years, probably crying about all the major missed opportunities in the love dept.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Cashier keep it. Altho this question is now obsolete in Canada xD

13. What color is your tissue box?
White with black and grey silhouettes of bare trees.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
I do, and oh god yes. There are also glow in the dark stars arranged so that when the fan is spinning, and the stars are glowing, it looks like a spiral.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
I can't even remember my last voicemail. I don't get them often.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
No. I just deleted them. I had over 50 friends back when facebook was young. I got annoyed and deleted all of them except 4 or 5. I don't add anyone anymore, unless I have to in order to message them(dumb).

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
My life is pretty uneventful. By design. I had some near death accidents driving when I was young and reckless(I was so reckless).

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
I don't think I ever had a name tag at work, even though I worked at a few places where that is done. I just wasn't around long enough to get one made for me :( Subway and uHaul come to mind.

19. What kind of car do you want?
Hmm, this has changed a few times for me. I always had Hondas, and I like them cause they are cheap to maintain with decent looking interior/exterior. But then I wanted a pickup truck, to be able to haul stuff around. But then I figured I wouldn't need it that bad, so I kinda want an SUV now. I think realistic, and even if I had fat stacks I wouldn't go for something crazy.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
WHAT?! Why would anyone willingly go to BK? I spent my whole life never having gone to one, so when I moved to Ottawa I finally went out of desperation one night. It was shit. It was identical to the burger from Mcdonalds. Small and crappy. I was shocked. This is the king of burgers? My ass. If I want a burger I go to Harvey's. That's the shit. Get the double.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Oh sure, when I was a kid. But I haven't sold any of my things since 1995. And now I have a great collection of old ninja turtle action figures and consoles. Plus all kinds of useless crap that has sentimental value.

22. What color is your cell phone?
Black, with a black/blue case.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Cheap and strong, I am Canadian!


24. Are you happy right now?
Fairly happy, sure.

25. Who came over to your house last?
My old friend Steven, who before that hadn't been in my house for probably over 5 years. Who before that slept over countless times when we were kids.

26. Do you drink beer?
haha Obviously. I'm Canadian. Shouldn't this question be higher up in the list?

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
hahah No. I wouldn't believe it anyways. Me and my bro look A LOT alike. People who haven't seen either of us in years always think I'm him. And I look EXACTLY like my dad when he was young.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
Key? I don't have favorite keys, they are all basic and boring. Let me know when you talk about favorite trinket, I have tons that I have on rotation haha

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Well, I got into a 90's movie kick recently. So, Lord of the Flies. After Cape Fear. And soon to be Pulp Fiction.

30. What is in your pocket?
*taps thighs* I'm empty.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
N/A

32. Where do you hurt?
How vague... in here--> <3

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
Oh haha I thought that said beer at first. My brother and sister both make beer at home. Build a bear, no?

34. What’s something fun you did today?
I played Civ 2 for hours. I find that fun. I'm kicking ass this game, too. Rode my bike, I always enjoy that.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
Target? Target only recently started to invade our malls. I've been in there once, asked if they carry winter gloves, promptly walked out. Toy aisles have always been my favorite, because I hope that they might have a toy I actually want to buy. Like the time I found DBZ figures.

36. When is your birthday?
Nov 18

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Yes :D A blue dragon. Used to be an air freshener on a little stretchy cord. Now it's a dust magnet on a string. I bought it within days of getting my car, the first I've ever fully owned. That was over 7 years ago. I bought a dragon steering wheel cover at the same time but I had to scrap that a while back.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
Goose egg

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
2% ONLY.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Going to fulfill that craving :D


These are fun. CashmereCat made a topic like this recently.
Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
... My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
What'll you name your little parasite?


3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
I work retail. A better question for me would be "When is the last time you DIDN'T want to punch someone in the face?"

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
My cell phone bill.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Lost weight.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Actual tasty snacks.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Call them something even more offensive. Because that's what good friends do.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Mistake.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Mistake.

10. What are you craving right now?
Sleep. I just woke up 30 minutes ago.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
I let out a single manly tear yesterday when I finally finished my first solo game.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Keep it. It all adds up over time.

13. What color is your tissue box?
... That's an odd question.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No crap on my fan. I don't want to inhale dust while I sleep, so I clean it pretty regularly.


15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
Calling me into work on my day off.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
I don't have a Facebook.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
I was nearly impaled by a falling tree branch back in February. It zoomed so close to my face that I could feel the wind from it. It hit the ground and stuck straight up. If I was a step to the left, it would have gone straight through my head.


18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Unfortunately, yes.

19. What kind of car do you want?
A functional car that won't break down every 10 miles. I don't care at all about style.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Don't go to Burger King.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yep.

22. What color is your cell phone?
Black.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I don't drink. I can't stand stuff that messes with my brain and the way I think.

24. Are you happy right now?
That's subjective, really. I suppose I could be a lot LESS happy considering how much worse my life could get, but I'm not exactly all rainbows and sunshine either.


25. Who came over to your house last?
A friend who came up from a neighboring state... about 4 months ago.

26. Do you drink beer?
I don't drink alcohol.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
I'm an only child.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
My house key.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Pulp Fiction about a month ago.

30. What is in your pocket?
I don't have pockets right now.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Don't have one.

32. Where do you hurt?
That list is way too long. I'll just give the big two: The left side of my rib cage was broken and has since healed out of place, and I have tendinitis in my left ankle.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
Noooooooo!

34. What’s something fun you did today?
My day just started, so I don't know yet.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
The video game aisle.

36. When is your birthday?
March 24th

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Nope.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
Define "been". Does passing through count? If yes, then I've been to about 24. If not, then only 5.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Skim milk.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Haven't decided yet...
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Devil's in the details
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1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Would almost have a stroke and then go help out.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
My best friend is a he, but if it'd be a she, I uh, would support whatever her decision are. Recently my brother got a kid as well as a good friend of mine, and they're actually pretty fun, but me? Never.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
I can't really remember. I'm really anti-violent type person.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Probably food? If that doesn't count, then on some paper, notebooks & pens, I think.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I've lost approx 6 lbs. this month.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
What are those? I don't really eat snacks.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
A good friend? Wouldn't probably even pay attention, depending on situation.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
No.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Nope.

10. What are you craving right now?
Ladies.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Might've in some of the situations when I broke up with my ex.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I pay with card.

13. What color is your tissue box?
I don't use tissues.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nope, I don't.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
I don't use those.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Probably.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
I can't remember any scary experiences last year right now, so they haven't probably been very scary? Can't say really.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Nope.

19. What kind of car do you want?
Car? Why would I want a car?

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
I've never been to Burger King, but they opened one in my country some time ago and I've been meaning to try it out.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
There aren't that sort of things here, though there's something similar; "flea markets", which I visit from time to time.

22. What color is your cell phone?

White!

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Cider probably.

24. Are you happy right now?
I am Happy.

25. Who came over to your house last?

My brother.

26. Do you drink beer?
Nope.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Probably not. Could have, when we were kids.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
What?

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Captain Phillips

30. What is in your pocket?
I'm naked right now. rawr

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

I currently have none of those.

32. Where do you hurt?
Wut? My head's been hurting a bit past few days.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
I don't understand this question.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
I uh, played games!

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

We don't have those stores in my country.

36. When is your birthday?

In 290 days

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

My rear view mirror...?

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
None.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
I don't really drink milk much, but if I do, then it's lactose-free and fat-free.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Play Exit Fate, or do some music, probably.
FYI, build-a-bear is a store that lets you build your own teddy bear.
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
-Even if I held a grudge, I would still help her, since I know that's the right thing to do.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
-I would be happy for her... If she's happy about it, of course...

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
-In High School.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
-I don't remember...

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
-I would like to think that I lost weight... ;_;

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
-Crunchy!

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
-A good friend? Well, I think that may depend in the context.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
-Lucas.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
-Paula.

10. What are you craving right now?
-Not much...

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
-I don't remember, and I would like not to remember.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
-I would tell the cashier to keep it, but in Argentina there isn't a 2 cents coin.

13. What color is your tissue box?
-I don't have a tissue box.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
-Yes, I have one, and I think it must be collecting dust in this moment...

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
-I don't use voicemail.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
-Also I don't use Facebook.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
-I don't remember either...

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
-Do you need to remind me that I don't have a job?

19. What kind of car do you want?
-A blue one. I don't really care about the model and other stuff as long as it takes me where I want to go.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
-I don't go to Burger King.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
-No.

22. What color is your cell phone?
-Black. Just black.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
-I don't drink alcohol. EVER.

24. Are you happy right now?
-Pretty much, yeah. :)

25. Who came over to your house last?
-I don't know, my mom?

26. Do you drink beer?
-What did I just told you in question 23?

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
-Not that I remember...

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
-I don't have a key chain.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
-The Hobbit 2: Smaug's Desolation.

30. What is in your pocket?
-Nothing.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
-Do you REALLY need to remind me that I don't have a girlfriend yet!? >:(

32. Where do you hurt?
-I'm not hurt. Right now... :(

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
-No.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
-I don't think I did something fun yet.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
-I don't think there's a Target in Argentina...

36. When is your birthday?
-June 12th.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
-What do you ask this question after you ask what kind of car I want?

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
-Sadly, none...

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
-Ol' regular milk.

40. What are you going to do after this?
-I don't know... I REALLY DON'T KNOW! ;_;
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Try to wake up.
Otherwise, inform the fire station/police about it and do the bare minimum.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
I'd be surprised and ask what she's going to do and how I could support her.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Can't remember, I usually don't think of punching or hurting someone physically in general.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
A small carton of good milk and puffed rice.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I stayed more or less the same, perhaps gained a little bit. I lost size the last couple of weeks, though.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Neither. Can't eat either of them.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Laugh. Serious or not, I'd laugh and reply something along the lines of "of course! It's a good profession to choose"

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
insert male name here

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
insert female name here

10. What are you craving right now?
Meat. Oh meat.. I'll have to wait until it's properly cooked, though.
And for bad stuff - milk, ohh that milk.. so good.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Being treated like an ass by my brother (in a rage over a lost game), and general frustration with my current situation.
Sometimes I'm really moody. I usually don't cry, but that was the exception to the rule I guess. I'd take that any day over not being able to cry.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Keep.

13. What color is your tissue box?
I use these small transparent to-go packages. The ones I have here right now are white with a little bit blue.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
Don't use it, never had one directed at me.


16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

I don't use facebook, so no.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Not being able to not fall into low blood sugar despite shoving food in I guess? Although coping with everyday life can be scary sometimes.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Nope.

19. What kind of car do you want?
One that's cheap and drives.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Nothing.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Nope.


22. What color is your cell phone?

Red. Dark red.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Champagne. Regional champagne, it was very tasty.

24. Are you happy right now?
Never been happier in my life, I'd say!
Okay, close. But still pretty good.


25. Who came over to your house last?

My brother is here right now!

26. Do you drink beer?
No.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Nope, not to mention that we had an adopted child and the whole situation could've been described as a cruel joke.
My mother was also quite honest and we appreciated that.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
None. But I love my awesome gintama-band I have attached to it!

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Ehh ... I .. can't remember. I don't watch that many. Could've been a Paprika rerun?

30. What is in your pocket?
Right now nothing. I'm at home.


31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

Nobody.

32. Where do you hurt?
Don't ask. It'd be unusual to go without it.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
No, but I'd love that!

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Hitting the gym! And pixeling (or finishing) a birthday present-image for my brother, a Leona image.


35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

.. pardon? Whatever it is, I don't use it.


36. When is your birthday?

9.9.!


37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

Nope.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
None.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Lactosefree organic milk. Heinler brand. Very tasty, and very sweet.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Eat. Sleep. Perhaps talk to my brother for a bit.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Addit, I just want to say

I zoned out for a minute while reading your responses and thought you wanted to name your daughter Grapes
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
3154
Oh what the hell

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Laugh at the impostor as I don't have an ex bwahaha nice try .....

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Rikki don't lose that number"

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Wow, I can't really remember. A year to two, maybe?

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Travelling home.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Pretty sure I've gained due to all the freebies at work.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Like Liberty, neither.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
It's more about the tone than the word, to be honest.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
W I N T E R M U T E

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
W I N T E R M U T E

10. What are you craving right now?
My monthly salary + "relocation" bonus. Should be in my account in less than an hour oh boy oh boy oh boy

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
I'd rather not say!

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I keep it, because telling them to keep it is usually awkward. I do that kind of thing with waiters and my barber, though.

13. What color is your tissue box?
The same as my semen, funnily enough

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No, this is England.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
It was from a recruiter with various job opportunities that I didn't enough experience for. Go figure.


16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Once or twice

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
My final University project almost imploding

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Nope - I wear an ID card, though.

19. What kind of car do you want?
The self-driving kind.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Whopper!

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Once, when I was 12, for..some reason.


22. What color is your cell phone?

Black.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
White wine. I was supposed to stop drinking in May but yesterday I felt way too much, well, societal pressure to do so, so that's the end of that little teetotaller period.

24. Are you happy right now?
I'm content, at least ^_^


25. Who came over to your house last?

I don't have a house, but last person to see my room was my brother.

26. Do you drink beer?
Every now and then.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, but my brother told me I survived an abortion once

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
The brown one because I can actually differentiate from the two grey ones

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
The Raid 2, I think. Dat action

30. What is in your pocket?
Nothing!!


31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

N/A

32. Where do you hurt?
My throat, although it's getting better now

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
Yes, Vladmir Putin

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Ate chicken burgers for dinner. Food's always fun!!


35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

Never been to one in my life.


36. When is your birthday?

May 11th. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENTONA


37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

N/A

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
2 IIRC. Florida and New York.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Semi-skinned.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Sleeeeeep
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Call emergency services, then take a photo. Help if I can.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Shock, disbelief, hysterical laughter and calling the Guinness book of records. My best friend is male.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Never, too great a risk of breaking bones in your hand. Better to aim for a fleshy part of your enemies anatomy.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Coffee

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
No idea

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Neither.

7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Preen, it's a term of endearment from a friend.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
Return to Sender

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Hey, who left this child on my doorstep?

10. What are you craving right now?
Lemon Gelati

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Toby arranging a funeral complete with honour guard for a homeless Korean War veteran who was wearing his coat when he died.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
We don't have 2c where I live.

13. What colour is your tissue box?
A sort of yellowy-orange, apricot maybe?

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
Fixing a broken window

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
No, but then I rarely face.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Nightmares.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
No.

19. What kind of car do you want?
None, I don't drive, and don't wish to do so.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
I don't.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes

22. What colour is your cell phone?
Mirror

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Cider

24. Are you happy right now?
Relatively

25. Who came over to your house last?
Me

26. Do you drink beer?
No

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Yes. I was happy to hear it.

28. What is your favourite key on your key chain?
SecureId

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier

30. What is in your pocket?
I'm not wearing anything with pockets at the moment

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Which one?

32. Where do you hurt?
Nowhere

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
No.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Read a book

35. What is your favourite aisle at Target?
Don't have one.

36. When is your birthday?
This year

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Don't have one.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
All of the ones on the edges and some in the middle.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Cow.

40. What are you going to do after this?
Coffee
author=Yellow Magic
The Raid 2, I think. Dat action


Dat Hammer Girl and Baseball Guy. I think the first movie had better fights though.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I have compiled a list of the best answers so far. I like to imagine that this was a single answer sheet from the most sarcastic person alive.

Dammit, kentona, fix the bbs code so that the line breaks work. It's stripping them all out.


author=Red_Nova
1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?... My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question.
author=LockeZ
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?"Oh, yeah, I thought so, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were just fat."
author=nhubi
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?Never, too great a risk of breaking bones in your hand. Better to aim for a fleshy part of your enemies anatomy.
author=LockeZ
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?...Shit. Let me go buy a pizza or something so the answer isn't a pornographic pillowcase.
author=Addit
7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?*sniff* It's not my fault that I cry during movies.
author=nhubi
8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?Return to Sender
author=Yellow Magic
9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?W I N T E R M U T E
author=Addit
12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?Burn it.
author=Isrieri
13. What color is your tissue box?Toilet paper-colored.
author= Ilan14
18. Do you wear a name tag at work?Do you need to remind me that I don't have a job?
author=Liberty
22. What color is your cell phone?Dead. Dead is the colour of my mobile phone.
author=Happy
24. Are you happy right now?I am Happy.
author=Yellow Magic
27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?No, but my brother told me I survived an abortion once
author=Happy
30. What is in your pocket?I'm naked right now. rawr
author=Avee
31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?Myself. I technically told her she was ugly. It worked.
author=Kylaila
32. Where do you hurt?Don't ask. It'd be unusual to go without it.
author=JJJ7
35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?I like to target at my enemies heads.
author=nhubi
38. How many states in the US have you been to?All of the ones on the edges and some in the middle.
author=nhubi
39. What kind of milk do you drink?Cow.
author=karins_soulkeeper
40. What are you going to do after this?Hit 'Submit'
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