I'M TOO LAZY TO MAKE A NON-GENERIC INTRODUCTION TITLE!

For some reason whenever I read introductions the little reading voice in my head makes it sound like a dating profile and it freaks me out, so I'm kinda weirded out writing this. Alrighty, let's begin. Hi, I'm Tsutanai! I was on RRR and it was pretty much all I did all day every day for several years. I didn't even post anything worthwhile either, just nonsense in the cesspool/playground which I'm pretty sure is what I'll end up doing here too, but slightly less stupid I hope. That's all I can really think of writing since I suck at describing myself. I suppose I could describe myself as if I was someone else describing me but that doesn't really work because only I can accurately describe myself since I am the only person that is me and you shouldn't define yourself by how you are viewed by others. Except I can't describe myself so that just made everything I wrote pretty much pointless :/. Well, I just wasted like a minute of your time with pretty much nothing since my introduction doesn't actually introduce myself. Meh, doesn't really matter I guess. I'll just end this off by saying I look forward to seeing your random greetings so I can feel loved :)

What?! Smiley faces don't have pictures?! What is this nonsense?!

author=Kylaila
Anyhow, welcome aboard! If you can't describe yourself, describe what kind of person you'd like to be. That would say more about you than most descriptions anyway!

Alright, I'll try that! I want to be the kind of person who can perfectly describe themselves. Oh, and be the kind of person with superpowers.

author=AlphaOmega247
Well, I feel grossly unintroduced after reading that. :P You could have at least mentioned how you feel about turnips. Or owls. I guess those are quasi-popular around here. And that would have removed at least some of the mystery surrounding you.

I don't like turnips because I spent probably around 13 years thinking it was pronounced turnup and they don't taste very good either, I like owls though.

As for everyone else, thank you for the welcomes :)

author=karins_soulkeeper
This is not a generic welcoming.
Ps. The way you said it, you don't like eating turnips but like (eating) owls.

Whoops! I've always had trouble with punctuation, I thought I got better though :(

author=AlphaOmega247
Owls without apostrophes are better, though.

Is that a reference to his avatar? If so, I agree 100%. It is super annoying with that apostrophe there!