RMNVERSE ARCADE

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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Let's Mak Gam!

So, most of you are aware what the RMNverse is. If not, no matter. Longstoryshort: It's a fantasy-based galaxy where I host my user events.
This is not an event!

This is a stupid game I made up at work, while bored with my coworker, theyellowjester.
Make up a videogame that would never be greenlit, but somehow got greenlit. A pitch session for shitty games.

What to Do
Person A says an aspect of the game. DO NOT go into great detail. The less you input, the better. Don't be afraid of bad choices. Those are the funniest.
Person B adds to or expands what Person A said. Or adds a totally new element.
We keep going on a single game until we have about 10 points. If I haven't already intervened and it seems like the game is ready to be shipped, a new game pitch will begin.

Simple!

Here's a couple examples of games that Jester, myself and eventually my Pathfinder GM put together. Truthfully, I was mostly a scribe...

THE ARCADE:


Roll 'em Highlands


Dev Team
theyellowjester, Dudesoft

-board game with dice
-fmv cutscenes of people playing the game.
-painful comedy dialogue
-awkward dialogue loading/pacing
-mascot is a marble dice named Tomskin
-antagonist is a thimble with an empire of robots his name is Tom Thumb
-they live in the land Paper Island


Butter Farm


Dev Team
theyellowjester, Pydo

-fps set ww1 but not in europe or asia, set in -butter churning sim
-rebrand fps as churning sim
-uncle jim comes and needs his butter churned
-plot twist the butter is already churned
-"Let's get this butter hard!"
-butter sculpting is the sequel


Poker Fate


Dev Team
Cap_H, TungerManU, pianotm, XoeisCooI, LockeZ, Kloe, Jeroen_Sol, MadJak91.

This is a game about collecting gold!Popular in real-life casinos
Obligatory Love Triangle between the protagonist, and two other plot relevant character
Cooking system!
Unique match 2 gameplay.
Third-Person open world exploration.
Third-Person open world exploration.
Randomly generated invisible instant death traps.
Hard boiled tokens
The exploration and death traps are actually in the casino
You must gamble: win to deactivate the death

Knock off Games
"Win or Die"
"Casino Kaboomy"
Casino Mortale
Rmnian Roulette Roulette Macabre
Doomslots
XTreme Baccarat
Death Jack
Poker Fate 2016 Delux Edition
Fatum Pokerum
Thee Focker Farte


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The resulting games will be official arcade games in the RMNverse!

Happy Gam Mak!
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
I don't quite understand, but it looks fun! :D
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Don't understand?

TL;DR

We make up fake videogames by crowdsourcing ideas until some semblence of a game appears.

Guess I should start one:

This is a game about collecting gold!
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Popular in real-life casinos
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
(Okay, I'm still a bitveryconfused, but I'll try)
Obligatory Love Triangle between the protagonist, and two other plot relevant character
(Kloe. The way I get it is that you just say a feature the game will have or expand upon features already posted. Then at the end we will look at the game as a whole and say 50/10 would recommend to Jim Sterling.)

Cooking system!
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32367
Third-Person open world exploration.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Randomly generated invisble instant death traps.
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
Hard boiled tokens
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
The exploration and death traps are actually in the casino
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32367
(LockeZ, that sounds like Fallout: New Vegas)
You must gamble: win to deactivate the death traps.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Oh man, I'm excited. I think that's it!

What should we call this masterpiece?
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
2236
"Win or Die"
"Poker Fate"
"Casino Kaboomy"
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Casino Mortale?

"Poker Fate" is the best of Kloe's.
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
Roulette Macabre
author=LockeZ
"Poker Fate" is the best of Kloe's.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32367
Doomslots
XTreme Baccarat
Death Jack
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
Fatum Pokerum
Thee Focker Farte