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Bart_Sol is executed by the Protoss Executor for posting a Ninja'd post. :O
Execution details are unknown. (sadly :( )
Execution details are unknown. (sadly :( )
CAP_H! YOU ARE TO BE EXECUTED!!!
GAME OVER
CRIME: For the Murder of A butterfly that would have eventually in the future caused the Super AI Benefactor to exist and save all of mankind from itself.
PUNISHMENT: Covered in dried sea weed, white rice, adhered close with wasabi. Then, shrink wrapped, vacuum sealed, and hung up as an advertisement for the local Sushi Restaurant.
GAME OVER
CRIME: For the Murder of A butterfly that would have eventually in the future caused the Super AI Benefactor to exist and save all of mankind from itself.
PUNISHMENT: Covered in dried sea weed, white rice, adhered close with wasabi. Then, shrink wrapped, vacuum sealed, and hung up as an advertisement for the local Sushi Restaurant.
Hexatona did not do Lash hard enough...
As punishment he must suffer though a night of her Sadism.
Which has a 90% chance of being lethal.
As punishment he must suffer though a night of her Sadism.
Which has a 90% chance of being lethal.
Xoe is TOO cool. So their legs are tied and they are hung down from an iron bar in the ceiling. While they are upside down, a gap opens in the floor and a giant pot is taken out. Monokuma heats the pot and pours boiling water inside, as well as other ingredients such as carrots and brocoli. Xoe is slowly lowered into the giant pot, eventually the rope splitting and xoe falling into the boiling water. Then, they are taken out of it and their corpse is forced to drink the boiling soup. That ought to heat the poor fella up!
Frogge, despite having a use in Mother 3 as a helpful bank accountant and save expert, is executed for watching too much animu.
He will be executed by Papa Franku using his b0ss skills and n00dles. He will also extract yo chromosomes for the saving/loading capabilities... and also taking your bank account like an OG.
He will be executed by Papa Franku using his b0ss skills and n00dles. He will also extract yo chromosomes for the saving/loading capabilities... and also taking your bank account like an OG.
KatanaHiroshi is tied, upside down, to the mast of a full sized ship in a hilariously small body of water. Spotlights fall on them, then onto the crew of horribly emaciated pirate children who try to rock the boat in order to capsize it. As the blood in KatanaHiroshi's body goes straight to her head, the rest of her body finally goes numb and their brain clots.
The children are then executed by being dumped in the water and electrocuted for failing to capsize the boat, as half of them starved to death well beforehand. Then a crowbar snaps in two. Just kidding, a nuclear warhead crushes KatanaHiroshi's body and then the entire ship crumbles beneath its weight. The body of water is frozen and sent to Antarctica.
The executioner had to use all they had set up, or they would be horribly executed by some other executioner. They feel like they had forgotten something though...
The children are then executed by being dumped in the water and electrocuted for failing to capsize the boat, as half of them starved to death well beforehand. Then a crowbar snaps in two. Just kidding, a nuclear warhead crushes KatanaHiroshi's body and then the entire ship crumbles beneath its weight. The body of water is frozen and sent to Antarctica.
The executioner had to use all they had set up, or they would be horribly executed by some other executioner. They feel like they had forgotten something though...
Corfaisus

"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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Seiromem has a cord tightened across his thigh just so that it obstructs the blood flow. With one leg gone numb, he is rendered immobile where the restraint slowly results in a mounting blood clot. His fate is sealed.
CORFAISUS! YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY!!!
COMMENCING EXECUTION
CRIME: For always making the best shows on Cartoon Network update maybe twice a year, tops!
PUNISHMENT: You are placed inside a tube attached to an enormous centrifuge - and you get to feel what Gravity feels like on The Sun. Eventually, they pour you out over some ice and Monokuma takes a nice drink of smoothie on the beach.
COMMENCING EXECUTION
CRIME: For always making the best shows on Cartoon Network update maybe twice a year, tops!
PUNISHMENT: You are placed inside a tube attached to an enormous centrifuge - and you get to feel what Gravity feels like on The Sun. Eventually, they pour you out over some ice and Monokuma takes a nice drink of smoothie on the beach.
Hexatona!! You have been sentenced to being duct-taped to a ceiling fan and left on the maximum setting!!
Edus. You haven been sentenced for having 0 maker points!!
Your punishment will be making a good game in less than 10 hours. If the game is bad you will die!!
Your punishment will be making a good game in less than 10 hours. If the game is bad you will die!!
For the crime of having a weird nickname, you are hereby sentenced to being computerized and stored in the trash bin of a random computer.
SnowOwl, for being inactive for too long, is put into a bathtub filled with water which is slowly being frozen. Eventually when the bath freezes completely and he cannot escape, several owls come to gauge out and eat his eyes.
FROGGE! GAME OVER
COMMENCING EXECUTION
CRIME: For always pronouncing Asahina's name Ashina!
PUNISHMENT: Frogge is tied to a desk chair, and Monokuma enters a gigantic chain-gun like machine. Instead of bullets, it is filled with dictionaries. As the barrels begin to spin, the pages of the dictionaries fly out, giving Frogge tens of thousands of papercuts. Eventually, as the barrels finally stop, the blackboard behind Frogge says the words DETENTION in blood and paper.
COMMENCING EXECUTION
CRIME: For always pronouncing Asahina's name Ashina!
PUNISHMENT: Frogge is tied to a desk chair, and Monokuma enters a gigantic chain-gun like machine. Instead of bullets, it is filled with dictionaries. As the barrels begin to spin, the pages of the dictionaries fly out, giving Frogge tens of thousands of papercuts. Eventually, as the barrels finally stop, the blackboard behind Frogge says the words DETENTION in blood and paper.