(IN)MATURE MOMENTS IN GAMING

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Hello everyone.

I’ve created this thread if you want to list any “mature” moments shown in videogames, namely, moments inappropriate for children, but which seem like written by one.

Some examples are:

X-men origins Wolverine: the jump scene in the opening, an helicopter is shot down, and the next we see is Wolverine falling shirtless and without a parachute, but this is only the start, because he finally falls on an enemy who dies in an explosion of blood. I couldn’t help but laugh at the scene.

Other is Cleopatra and her nipple birthing in Dante’s Inferno, hell, the whole game looks like made by some 14 year-old.

The last place I would like to give it to the sex scenes in The Witcher saga, especially the first game.
Kloe
I lost my arms in a tragic chibi accident
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Yeah, I remember Witcher 3 having multiple cheeky-bath-scenes.
In minecraft you can breed cows by feeding them wheat it is very offensive and frankly we need the censor this immediately as I personally feel that it should not be allowed on our good christian internet
Well there was that hot coffee mod that really offended me.

It ruined my childhood. Life is not the same and I think I would've been successful in life had I not played that mini game.

Now I just can't have a relationship which feels "right" in real life.

Maybe those people bitching about postal II were right...

Also we should know at this point that secret 18+ easter eggs are clearly the outlet of sexually frustrated video game designers.
Mirak
Stand back. Artist at work. I paint with enthusiasm if not with talent.
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My 12 year old self thought that the succubus death sound in castlevania symphony of the night could have been a bit less orgasmic.

(i had full volume on because the music in that game is top tier)
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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author=JEStaff
X-men origins Wolverine: the jump scene in the opening, an helicopter is shot down, and the next we see is Wolverine falling shirtless and without a parachute, but this is only the start, because he finally falls on an enemy who dies in an explosion of blood..


OK but I'm in my thirties and this sounds awesome. If I were writing a game story this is exactly how it would go. The first stage would then be him snowboarding down a snowy mountainside, using the dead enemy's spine as a snowboard while slashing at enemy snowboard troopers, snowboarding attack dogs, and yetis with jetpacks.
author=LockeZ
author=JEStaff
X-men origins Wolverine: the jump scene in the opening, an helicopter is shot down, and the next we see is Wolverine falling shirtless and without a parachute, but this is only the start, because he finally falls on an enemy who dies in an explosion of blood..
OK but I'm in my thirties and this sounds awesome. If I were writing a game story this is exactly how it would go. The first stage would then be him snowboarding down a snowy mountainside, using the dead enemy's spine as a snowboard while slashing at enemy snowboard troopers, snowboarding attack dogs, and yetis with jetpacks.


alright but it would have to be multiple spines that were stiffened since one spine would not be wide enough and too flexible to do good snowboarding with and i can only suspend my disbelief so far
Spine skis? ;p

Oooh, legbones as the stick thingies. And a skull for the helmet.
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Someone gotta make this game. Call it 'Blood on the Snow'. You gotta replace your skis and such over the level by ripping out the spines of your foes en-flight. And there's a special stage where you can use a torso for a bodyboard. :DDD
author=LockeZ
If I were writing a game story this is exactly how it would go. The first stage would then be him snowboarding down a snowy mountainside, using the dead enemy's spine as a snowboard while slashing at enemy snowboard troopers, snowboarding attack dogs, and yetis with jetpacks.


Someone at Activision is banging his head to a wall at the missed opportunity. Also you forgot the deaths will be in Slow motion, I mean, that's really essential for the plot.

author=Liberty
Someone gotta make this game. Call it 'Blood on the Snow'. You gotta replace your skis and such over the level by ripping out the spines of your foes en-flight. And there's a special stage where you can use a torso for a bodyboard. :DDD


I wonder what would happen if someone from an actual game studio reads this.
author=Superstroke
Also we should know at this point that secret 18+ easter eggs are clearly the outlet of sexually frustrated video game designers.

before that we had creepy fucking messages from frustrated video game designers

I gotta wonder what this person thought they'd get, putting a skeezy personals ad in the code of a game no one ever played

e: oh, additional submission for this thread: basically the entire God of War franchise? it's, like, the most juvenile series I've ever experienced
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Oh my god that hidden message, I can't take it

That's some goddamned poetry right there
This sounds like it pretty much sums up the entirety of Shadows of the Damned, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I thought the ending of Resident Evil 4 where Ashley offers to show Leon her "gratitude" was hella random.
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