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Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
U am cery drunk
this haiku cannot he read
please call 911
this haiku cannot he read
please call 911
Beefiest fighter
Dies twice in booze-named tower
Damn Jason, you suck
Dies twice in booze-named tower
Damn Jason, you suck
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
A haiku about the Final Fantasy 5 anime movie:
The wind... it has stopped
The power of the crystals
Lasers from my butt
The wind... it has stopped
The power of the crystals
Lasers from my butt
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Pixel quilt is back
Join it if you haven't yet
Fun is had by all!
Join it if you haven't yet
Fun is had by all!
Necroposting time
Gaymak invoked my fervor
To mak more vidya
Gaymak invoked my fervor
To mak more vidya
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Mods sleep, post haikus
Then sell them as NFTs
Step 4 is profit
Then sell them as NFTs
Step 4 is profit
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Bare M&M feet
The fungus melts in your mouth
Lick between the toes
The fungus melts in your mouth
Lick between the toes
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
What's that thick pink shaft?
Wobbling, ready to suck?
It's just Long Kirby
Wobbling, ready to suck?
It's just Long Kirby
Automatic dick
Give the old in out, in out
Transhumanist porn
Give the old in out, in out
Transhumanist porn
That new masterpiece
Was brought by insomnia
I want sleep, goddamn
Was brought by insomnia
I want sleep, goddamn
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Please wash your butthole
Really stick your finger in
Jam it WAY up there
Really stick your finger in
Jam it WAY up there