AWFUL HAIKUS

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Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
U am cery drunk
this haiku cannot he read
please call 911
AtiyaTheSeeker
In all fairness, bird shrapnel isn't as deadly as wood shrapnel
5424
Beefiest fighter
Dies twice in booze-named tower
Damn Jason, you suck
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
A haiku about the Final Fantasy 5 anime movie:

The wind... it has stopped
The power of the crystals
Lasers from my butt
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Pixel quilt is back
Join it if you haven't yet
Fun is had by all!
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
Looking Glass of mind
Magnifies the correct path
From many just one
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
I, a wanderer
Long walk home alone at night
Destination far
Haikus are the best
It doesnt have to make sense
I wrote a poem
It takes a tough man
To make a tender chicken
Rest In Peace, J5
I'm a hungry man
I want some fries and chicken
Give kentucky please
AtiyaTheSeeker
In all fairness, bird shrapnel isn't as deadly as wood shrapnel
5424
Necroposting time
Gaymak invoked my fervor
To mak more vidya
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Mods sleep, post haikus
Then sell them as NFTs
Step 4 is profit
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32347
Pathfinder artwork
A non-fungible token
Give Libby money
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Bare M&M feet
The fungus melts in your mouth
Lick between the toes
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
What's that thick pink shaft?
Wobbling, ready to suck?
It's just Long Kirby
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32347
It's Mafia time
We have a [Mafia] tag
Could we please use it?
AtiyaTheSeeker
In all fairness, bird shrapnel isn't as deadly as wood shrapnel
5424
Automatic dick
Give the old in out, in out
Transhumanist porn
AtiyaTheSeeker
In all fairness, bird shrapnel isn't as deadly as wood shrapnel
5424
That new masterpiece
Was brought by insomnia
I want sleep, goddamn
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
Wandering offline
I've been to the city
Smoking cigarette
one plus one is two
Two plus two is four quick math
I mathematician
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Please wash your butthole
Really stick your finger in
Jam it WAY up there