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Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
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Remember Bun-Bo Comic? or the Bun-Bo Christmas? (Forget about Order & Chaos for a minute. My laptop is dead, and it'll be hell to complete that topic without a PC)

The name of the game is "Toon". It's a RPG where you are a cartoon character! The rules, and character creation info are...HERE.
Or, learn as you play.

Our setting here is the Bun-Bo world. It is a world of cute animals, and crazy weirdos from other realities. Bun-Bo and pre-existing characters are OFF LIMITS. We're going to create new things here, and expand the Bun-Bo mythos!

Main Cast
Marla "Nande" the Martian- played by pianotm
0 Plot Points



HP: 12

Muscle: 4
Zip: 3
Smarts: 5
Chutzpah: 5


Description: Female Martian: she looks like a regular human teenager, except her skin is green, she has antennae sticking out of her upper forehead and her eyes are big and black. She is wearing a hot skirt and cheerleader shirt (M U on the chest.). Both shirt and skirt are red any lettering is white with black borders.

Natural Enemies: Men in Black and her overprotective parents.

Beliefs: 1: I'm so cute everyone should like me!
2: My parents are always wrong! "Do your advanced astrophysics! Settle down with a nice megalomaniac! Conquer Earth!" None of that sounds cool at all!

Goal: 1: Find a UFO repairman (there are none on Earth) and get home.
2: Get the hot Mars Ball team captain to ask me to the prom!

Possessions: Paper & Pencil
Bottle of Perfume
Lipstick
Mirror
Chewing Gum
Ray Gun (non-lethal)
Ukelele
Gizmo
Pocket Calculator
Astronomy Textbook
Handful of Wires
Grandma's Ashes
Forks x20
Metal Trays x20
Jet Fuel (cafeteria food) x20
1x Calculus Nerd
+Mysterious Box

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 4

Zip Skills:
Dodge 9
Drive Vehicle 3
Fire Gun 7
Jump 5
Ride 3
Run 6
Swim 3

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 9
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 7
Resist Fast-Talk 8
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 5
Track/Cover Tracks 7

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 5
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Shtick:
Invisibility 6
Teleport 6
Bag of Many Things 5


Janna Ariav - played by AtiyaTheSeeker
19 Plot Points



HP - 7
Muscle - 4
Zip - 4
Smarts - 3 (+4)
Chutzpah - 3 (+4)

Species: Lion
Job: Cook (and part-time Adventurer)
Description: A wild-child hero with an appetite for adventure and food alike!
Natural Enemies: Villains & Hyenas
Beliefs: "Nothing tasted, nothing savored!"
Goals: Defeat villains, enjoy tasty meals and beverages.

Normal Items: Lunch, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Marbles, Bottle of Perfume.
Unusual Items: Boxing Gloves, Sleepy Time Pills, Groucho Marx Disguise.
Custom Unusual Item: Super-Hot Spices.
+Sack of Red Hot Chili Peppers
+Mysterious Box

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door - 6
Climb - 4
Fight - 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing - 5
Throw - 5

Zip Skills:
Dodge - 7
Drive Vehicle - 4
Fire Gun - 4
Jump - 6
Ride - 4
Run - 6
Swim - 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden - 6
Identify Dangerous Thing - 5
Read - 4
Resist Fast Talk - 4
See/Hear/Smell - 6
Set/Disarm Trap - 3
Track/Cover Tracks - 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast Talk - 3
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods - 3
Sleight of Hand - 6
Sneak - 6


Franny Fox, the fennec fox - played by pyrodoom
12 Plot Points



Hit Points: 11

Attributes
Muscle: 4
Zip: 3
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 4




Description
Franny Fox is a chubby fennec fox standing at a short 3 feet 4 inches and weighing around 130 pounds, with orange fur, blue eyes, a tail just barely shorter than she is tall, sharp claws, and ginger, neck-length headfur with a bang covering one of her eyes. Franny wears a loose, purple jacket over a snug, black t-shirt and black combat boots. Finally, she has an emerald earstud in her left ear.


Natural Enemies
Rabbits, Robots, and Goody-two-shoes/heroes


Beliefs & Goals
Belief: I'm no dumb goody-two-shoes - nice girls finish last after all~

Goals: 1. Ruin other people's day, having as much fun as possible doing it.
2. Get something to eat - doesn't have to be much, and if it intersects with goal one, even better.


Possessions
Normal Possessions: Gun, Chewing Gum, Bottle of Perfume, Mirror
Unusual Possessions: Gizmo, Skateboard, Cellphone
Custom Unusual Possessions: Baseball Bat
+Rusty 666 Key
+Wooden Sword

Skills

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door: 4
Climb: 5
Fight: 5
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 4
Throw: 4

Zip Skills:
Dodge: 3
Drive Vehicle: 3
Fire Gun: 6
Jump: 3
Ride: 3
Run: 3
Swim: 3

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden: 5
Identify Dangerous Thing: 4
Read: 3
Resist Fast-Talk: 6
See/Hear/Smell: 7
Set/Disarm Trap: 3
Track/Cover Tracks: 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk: 8
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 4
Sleight of Hand: 4
Sneak: 9

Shticks
Quick Disguise
Stretching


Parmesan Barnes - played by MrChears
+17 Plot Points

HP: 7


and her pet dog...



Asudem - played by Frogge
+8 Plot Points


HP: 9 (-3)

Muscle: 4
Zip: 1
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 6

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 4

Zip Skills:
Dodge 1
Drive Vehicle 1
Fire Gun 1
Jump 1
Ride 1
Run 1
Swim 1

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 3
Identify Dangerous Thing 3
Read 3
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 3
Set/Disarm Trap 3
Track/Cover Tracks 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 6

Description:
Asudam is totally not Medusa trying to blend in at school. Nope. She does not have snake hair, you are only imagining things. And she totally can't turn people to stone. No one can do that. Asudam is a perfectly normal girl.

Natural Enemies: Spartan heroes. Those darn spartan heroes! Also guys with abs. They remind Asudam of spartan heroes.

Beliefs: Asudam believes that turning people to stone is impossible and so is having snake hair.

Goal: To blend in and be a normal student.

Possessions:
Lunch, Paper and Pencil, Chewing gum, Umbrella, School Bag, Notebook, Chocolate chip cookies

Shtick:
-Hypnosis


Rosa Dhalv - played by Delsin
+38 Plot Points

HP: 12 (-5)
Muscle: 3
Zip: 4
Smarts: 2
Chutzpah: 6

Description:


Beliefs and Goals:
Belief: The ends justify the means...sometimes...ok, there's some things Rosa don't do. Like what you're thinking right now.
Goal: Become the most popular girl in school! While...squeaking by in a few classes.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 6
Fight 3
Pick Up Heavy Thing 3
Throw 3

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 7
Jump 4
Ride 4
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts:
Hide/Spot Hidden 7
Identify Dangerous Thing 4
Read 4
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 2
Set/Disarm Trap 2
Track/Cover Tracks 2

Chutzpah:
Fast-Talk 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 9
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Inventory:
Picture of Family, Bagpipes, Pocketknife, Pencil & Paper, Skateboard, Hair Growth Potion, Nightstick (1d6 damage), Dynamite (1d6 damage).
+Lunch

Hahn McAvian - played by anyone

HP: 12
Muscle: 5
Zip: 2
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 6

Description: A haggard-looking rooster, slouched over with the weight of sleepless fatigue on his shoulders. Working the graveyard shift at the cemetery leaves this rooster to attempt sleeping during the noisiest time of day.

Beliefs & Goals: Dreaming is life's only joy. Do anything to sleep.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 6
Climb 6
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 5
Throw 8

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 8
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 8

Inventory:
Sleeping Mask, Sleeping Cap, Ear Plugs, Cracker Snack, Pillow of Feathers, Sleeping Pills, Alarm Clock, Chamomile Tea

Natural Enemies:
Foxes, the Sun


Moose and Killian - played by anyone
Moose the Mouse
HP: 12
Muscle: 6
Zip: 4
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 2

Description:
A puffy-chested, burly armed mouse, with a tough little face. Despite being as small as a mouse, he is actually really strong. Bench pressing mouse traps in his spare time, Moose earned his better-than-you attitude.

Beliefs & Goals:
Believes that he is #1, and that everyone else is inferior. He'll go out of his way to prove this fact, standing firm to any challenge given to him or made by him. His goal is to prove how much better he is than everyone else, including Killian. He is also a mouse, and seeks cheese when possible.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 9
Climb 7
Fight 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing 9
Throw 8

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 4
Run 5
Swim 7

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 3
Identify Dangerous Thing 3
Read 3
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 7
Track/Cover Tracks 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 2
Sleight of Hand 2
Sneak 2

Shtick:
Pet / Sidekick

Natural Enemies:
Cats, mostly.

Possessions:
Matches, String, Pistol, Water Balloon, US President Reagan Mask, Eggbeater, Banjo, Itching Powder.

Killian the Parakeet
HP: 12
Muscle: 3
Zip: 2
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 6

Description:
Slow-witted, and disarmingly charming, this parakeet stands diminutively beside his cherished pal, Moose. Killian is a head shorter than Moose, and a tad shy about it.

Beliefs & Goals:
Everyone is equal. No one is particularly special, and everyone deserves fair treatment. Killian is very shy, and doesn't speak his mind very often. Instead deferring to sheepishly following Moose. Both for protection and because he admires Killian's boldness. His goal is to enjoy life, and find comfort in the simple pleasures, like food and relaxation.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 3
Fight 3
Pick Up Heavy Thing 3
Throw 3

Zip Skills:
Dodge 2
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 2
Jump 2
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 5
Identify Dangerous Thing 5
Read 5
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 3
Track/Cover Tracks 7

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Natural Enemies:
Cats, mostly.


Princess Kenny the Frog - played by anyone

HP: 8
Muscle: 4
Zip: 5
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 6

Description:
A lazy-looking, easy-going frog. There's a lackadaisical glaze in his eyes, and a permanently lulling tongue poking from his mouth.

Beliefs & Goals:
Work is bad. Whenever possible, get someone else to do work for you. Goal is to avoid challenges, unless the reward is flies or bugs to eat. Trying to eat bugs is the only reason to live.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 5
Climb 6
Fight 5
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 5

Zip Skills:
Dodge 8
Drive Vehicle 5
Fire Gun 5
Jump 9
Ride 5
Run 5
Swim 9

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 7
Identify Dangerous Thing 3
Read 4
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 3
Track/Cover Tracks 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 6

Shtick:
Stretching (Tongue) 5

Natural Enemies:
Snakes, reptiles, birds, flies.

Possessions:
Pea Shooter & Peas, Rope, Squirting Flower, Can of Spray Paint, Bugle, Crazy Eyes Glasses, Bear Trap, Can of Tar.


Flower the Sea Serpent - played by anyone

HP: 10
Muscle: 3
Zip: 4
Smarts: 5
Chutzpah: 4

Description:
A short-little serpent, with two fins on his sides that double as hands. While he is an aquatic creature, he can survive on land, and move like a snake while his head is propped up.

Beliefs & Goals:
Secrets are the greatest currency. At all costs, He will strive to obtain and keep as many secrets as he can. He is a very sly and secretive creature. Goals are to find secrets, learn as much about the world as possible, and to keep the information to himself.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 3
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 3
Throw 3

Zip Skills:
Dodge 5
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 4
Run 4
Swim 6

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 5
Identify Dangerous Thing 5
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 7
Set/Disarm Trap 7
Track/Cover Tracks 6

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 5
Sneak 8

Shtick:
Teleport 5

Natural Enemies:
Fisherman, hunters, other mythological monsters.

Possessions:
Pencil & Paper, Lit Lightbulb, Pictures of Family, Can of Spray Paint, Butterfly Net, Hair Growth Bottle, Genie Bottle, Actual Giant Mallet


Moodonna Funbags the Cow - played by anyone

HP: 11
Muscle: 2
Zip: 2
Smarts: 4
Chutzpah: 5

Description:
She's a hip cow. Always trying her best to pose in a cool way so people will think, "wow, what a cool cow!" She even has some catchphrases, like "Milk it!", "Total Lactose!" and other equally milk-oriented sentences. She dresses in a mini skirt above her udders, sunglasses, and slicked back hair. Around her neck hangs a designer cowbell.

Beliefs & Goals:
The most important thing in life is what people think of you. She will do everything in her power to be cool, or get people to like her. Goals are to get people to take Selfie pics with her so she can post them onto her Toonbook page for Likes. Whatever that means... #moo!

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 2
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 2
Throw 2

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 5
Jump 3
Ride 3
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 4
Identify Dangerous Thing 4
Read 4
Resist Fast-Talk 4
See/Hear/Smell 5
Set/Disarm Trap 4
Track/Cover Tracks 4

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 7
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 6

Shtick:
Bag of Many Things 5

Natural Enemies:
Farmer, Pig, Chicken

Possessions:
Bottle of Perfume, Umbrella, Newspaper, Bucket, Smartphone ("I have an app for that!") Gizmo, Creampie, Skateboard, Giant Inflatable Balloon Mallet


Season 1
Episode 1 - Rock-a-Bye Rooster
Episode 2 - Cross Railroading
Episode 3 - How to Stay Awake
Episode 4 - I'm Fine, Harem You?
Episode 5 - Home Invasion

Season 2
Episode 1 - A Critical Fail
Episode 2 - Toonquest

If you make a character, PM me your results, and we'll discuss any changes I may need, or questions you may have. Also, if you make a character; ONLY you have access to it.
If you do not create a character, fear not: I'll roll a random one for you!
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
Yay! Roleplay forum games! :3
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32347
Having participated in nearly every Bun-Bo forum game, I want to join this so bad, but I don't know if I can. I've got so much to do!

I'm going to tentatively say yes.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Let's get started!
Adventure 1 is a Quick Flick.



Starring OzzyTheOne as Hahn McAvian


HP: 12
Muscle: 5
Zip: 2
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 6

Description: A haggard-looking rooster, slouched over with the weight of sleepless fatigue on his shoulders. Working the graveyard shift at the cemetery leaves this rooster to attempt sleeping during the noisiest time of day.

Beliefs & Goals: Dreaming is life's only joy. Do anything to sleep.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 6
Climb 6
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 5
Throw 8

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 8
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 8

Inventory:
Sleeping Mask, Sleeping Cap, Ear Plugs, Cracker Snack, Pillow of Feathers, Sleeping Pills, Alarm Clock, Chamomile Tea

Natural Enemies:
Foxes, the Sun


Location: Hahn McAvian's house. A small single-room cottage, with a bathroom as the only other room. The house has all the modern conveniences, and is nestled in the middle of Forest Town, home of the hero, Bun-Bo.

Situation: You just finished the graveyard shift at the cemetery, and you're dead tired.

Goal: Go to sleep.

Intro:
As Hahn McAvian opens the door to his small single-room house, the sun begins to tickle the horizon with light. Yet, not a creature has stirred in Forest Town. It's as if no one existed. The world was silent and calm. Inside Hahn's home, awaited the cozy prospect of sleep. Having just completed a full 16 hour shift overnight at the cemetery, he's ready for a solid morning of deep slumber.
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
I try to crawl into bed and try to be taken by sleep after putting on my sleeping mask and ear plugs.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
As the total darkness consumed Hahn, all was well. Sure his fold-sofa bed was still folded into a sofa, but it didn't matter. Dreams were aching to be had. Not even a blanket was needed. Minutes slowly dusted aside like leafs in the wind, which was quite like a passing Fox, named Fredrick the Fox. Like a leaf in the wind, Fredrick slipped silently towards Hahn's house, and after a cursory glance around, found that no one was awake.
A perfect crime. Since Hahn McAvian had left his door open, and simply went straight into bed, Fredrick was free to enter.
Faster than fast, Fredrick began to shovel all of Hahn McAvian's worldly possessions into his pockets.
Of course, to Hahn McAvian, this was not happening. No, it was the vast depth of blackness that surrounded him. The mask shielded all light, and the earplugs were so expertly placed, that Fredrick was not even a thought.
Soon, Hahn is asleep. Fast asleep. He doesn't even feel as Fredrick steals the pillow beneath his head.

However, feeling emboldened by his good fortune, Fredrick makes the mistake of removing Hahn's earplugs.

This bizarre feeling has awoken Hahn. How will he react? Fredrick has been frozen by the sudden stirring of Hahn. He is temporarily immobilized.
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
Fredrick has dared awake me, I have finally fallen asleep after who knows how many tries, never in the my rooster life have I been so enraged as I have been right now.

I shall pick up the nearest chair and attmept to smash it over Fredricks head.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Okay! You will need to roll a Fight check.
Roll 2d6 and combine the number. If you roll 7 or under (your Fight level is 7), you succeed, and deal 1d6 damage.
I'll have to use the honour system in this game, or else it'll be me rolling everything, and where's the fun in that?
If you fail your roll, the chair will swing straight over Fredrick's head.
He would normally attempt a Dodge roll, but you got him offguard.

If you don't have any 6-sided dice around, use this: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18536
I'd love to join the next one and every one after that please thanks.
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
Phew, I rolled a 7

Rolled a 1 for damage -.-
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Well, you hit him at least. The blow grazed Fredrick the Fox's forehead. It caused him to double back, dropping your Ear Plugs, and several family photo albums fall out of his Back Pocket.
Fredrick the Fox is a criminal, and not one to avoid a fight. In haste, he pulls out a lamp that your mother bought you years ago, and prepares to throw it at Hahn!

Make a Dodge Roll (target 4) to avoid the lamp! Or a Zip roll (target 2) to catch it (you will take damage).
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
I rolled an 11 for my dodge roll.

Btw, what does "target 4" and "target 2" stand for?
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
So, the character sheet has Skills and Attributes.
Attributes are your basic stats. Muscle, Zip, Smarts and Chutzpah.
Skills are offshoots of those. These determine how good you are at something. The object of the dice rolling is to MATCH or roll UNDER your skill or attributes.

For instance, your target was to roll 4 or under your Dodge, and you rolled 11, which is way over. Meaning fail. That's okay! Failure is part of the story!

===============================================

Hahn ducked and weaved, not sure where the sly fox was going to throw. He became so involved in ducking and weaving that he didn't see when Fredrick the Fox threw the priceless lamp.

It was a fine lamp, though purchased at a discount store, and it had been given to Hahn by his sweet mother.
The poor thing lands squarely into Hahn's face, dealing 1 point of damage. It then falls to the floor and shatters into a million lost memories.

"Listen, see? I don't want no trouble from yous! Jus' lemme walk, and we can go home outside a bodybag, see?" Fredrick the Fox spat out, while secretly reaching for a knife in his back pocket.
(He failed his Slight of Hand check)
Hahn can clearly see as the Fox pulls a weapon from his pocket, though it is unclear what the weapon is.
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
I know how rolls work, I was just unsur what you meant with "target 4", a quick look at my stats would've cleared my doubts though -.-

I want to attack the fox, and I rolled a 5 for the fiht check.
If I understand correctly, I now roll for damage, which is a 3.

Fredrick will pay for destroying my heirloom! My sweet 'ol ma gave it to me before she went to work for this Colonel Sanders guy, have never heard of her since ;_;
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
This is a tricky bit.

In a Fight, the opponent has the opportunity to Fight roll back. If both players succeed, you both become a ball of dust, flying fists, and various sound effects.

However, Fredrick failed his Fight roll, which means damage is dealt. In the context of this forum game, it is probably efficient to post your damage, even if you don't know it'll work. We can negate or accept it later. Less back and forth.

==============================================

Seeing Fredrick the Fox reach behind him, Hahn makes no wasted effort and swings for the thief with his fist.
Fredrick wasn't fast enough!
POW!
Fredrick is sent flying through the ceiling! He comes falling back through the ceiling, and lands on his head!
ZONK!
3 Damage!

Fredrick stumbles to his feet, he is missing half his teeth and has a black eye. Raising a broken finger, Fredrick implores Hahn's judgement.
"Sh---ay, fri---end~!" Fredrick pulls out a bomb with a lit fuse from his back pocket. (Identify Dangerous Thing roll) "Less, be friends!"

Fredrick then hands the bomb to Hahn.
(if you fail your Identify roll, it will blow up dealing 3 damage! If you succeed, you can attempt a Disarm Trap roll to defuse it, or get rid of it!)
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
I rolled a 3 for my identefy things roll.

And upon realising that I'm holding a deadly bomb in my hands, I attempt to force into fredrick, literally, by stepping on his foot and trying to drop the bomb into his mouth.

I rolled a 10 for my fight roll.

Oh noes
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
As Hahn steps on Fredrick's toes, the Fox say: "YEEEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!"
Then the bomb goes off!

BOOOOOM!!!!

Both are dealt 4 damage, which is enough to knock poor Fredrick the Fox onto the ground.
He is out cold!
Hahn, from behind a layer of black soot, can see Fredrick on the ground, sleeping soundly.

Hahn's Current HP: 7
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4676
After I shake off the blackness that I'm surely enveloped in, I proceed attempt to take fredrick by his feet and shake all my stolen goods out of his pokcets.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Despite the shaking and smacking around that would occur, Fredrick does not wake up. All your worldly possessions are returned to you, including a few priceless artifacts that you read about being stolen from the museum! Score!