KILLING NAZIS

Excuse plot requires/allows you to kill Nazis in great quantity and without a shred of mercy, but instead of one of the traditional Nazi-killers of video game history (i,e, BJ Blazkowicz, WWII Soldiers, WWII Spies, or I don't know, BloodRayne?) the premise is that you are going on a Nazi-killing spree as x.

Where x is the game you most want to design, what is x?

Sample Answers
An adult T-Rex
An AD&D Party Of Four Dwarves
A Dragon
Sailor Moon
A Predator, like from Predator
A Stereotypical J-RPG Party
The Terminator
Chuck Norris (current age)
One Punch Man

or your own choice those are just samples this is not a poll

author=Shinan
Warhammer Orcs/Orks

Also I'm moving this to Welp because I'm not seeing how any non-welpy discussion can come out of this.

lol I literally thought I put this in Welp in the first place, thanks.

author=visitorsfromdreams
A crab with a butter knife.

Like, this is a very silly thread granted, and I expect and invite ridiculous replies, but I'm just going to specify exactly one rule, which is that whatever you pick has to be, by some stretch of the imagination, CAPABLE of slaughtering scores of armed Nazis. So while it's a funny answer, "Kentona" probably wouldn't qualify.

author=ESBY
i'm very disappointed that none of you have said the only correct answer

which is danny devito

See this answer on the other hand while still stupendously ridiculous qualifies because we have no idea what kind of loadout Danny DeVito is packing, maybe he's got an M16 with an underbarrel launcher and a bandoleer of frag grenades. Also open ended as to which if any character Danny DeVito played in a movie we're talking about. Personally, I'd like to see a match-up of The Penguin vs. Nazi Germany, and while it's a sitcom...I definitely wouldn't want to underestimate or get on the wrong side of Frank from Always Sunny.

author=Kloe
Can we combine some? Because Sailor Moon riding an adult T-Rex who has the power to defeat goes in one punch, sounds amazing.

You can combine as many as you want but not One Punch Man. He is too OP and can't stack with anything else (I am totally making up the rules as I go along). But Sailor Moon riding an adult T-Rex through the crimson swathes and broken bodies of Nazi hordes is totally cool.

author=kentona
as a time traveling martial arts cop from the 1980s Miami

Kung Fury: The Movie: The Game?

That should totally be your next project.

author=Roden
Jackie Chan

I initially somehow read this as "Jesus Christ" (which would also have been a good answer if we assume as we reasonably might that he's a 20th level Favored Soul), I wonder what that says about me. For anyone who is a D&D nerd but not enough to know wtf I'm talking about, Favored Soul was a spontaneous divine caster in 3.5.

Jackie Chan is also a good answer. (I'd probably rather design a game where you massacre Nazis as Jet Li but I loves me some gun fu.)

Best of Lockez:

author=LockeZ
Here are my top choices:

- The Blues Brothers (gameplay would resemble the Elite Beat Agents)
- Colonel Sanders
- Fonzie
- SSJ3 Dumbledore
- Mr. Magoo (bullet hell game)
- Batman riding on Godzilla
- Robocop Teamed Up with Dracula (2-player coop)
- Giant Gundam versions of the Ghostbusters
- Inspector Gadget
- Xena: Warrior Princess
- Six hundred kindergarteners
- Monty Python's Black Knight (gameplay would resemble QWOP)

Blues Brothers is a fucking GREAT answer. I feel like Batman can't do much of his Batman shtick if he's riding Godzilla. Do the six hundred kindergardeners have knives?

Best of Liberty:

author=Liberty
- a baby slime who grows bigger as they absorb the Nazis and then slowly morphs into Nazi slime because you are what you eat. A game with a message! :O

Okay, this is definitely the game I most want to see made so far.

author=Liberty
- Artist!Hitler who came from an alternate dimension where he became a famous artist and is horrified by what his alternate self has done

Honestly I think that would make a better novel or movie than a game. But it's a great idea.

author=Liberty
- a ratking made up of kindergardeners

Okay, UNFORTUNATELY for me I have a vivid imagination and HOLY SHIT is that pure concentrated nightmare fuel. Like that is more horrifying than any monster in any Silent Hill game.

author=Liberty
- a mouse. It'd play like a goldberg machine where you have to set elaborate traps to kill them off one by one.

So...basically the movie Mouse Hunt but R-rated and with Nazis?

author=Liberty
- Magneto. yup

...goddamn I would so play the shit out of this game if it were real.

Best of Pianotm:

author=pianotm
-Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade Skywalker, and Ahsoka Tano.

-Wolverine, X-23, and Deadpool.
-The main characters of Final Fantasy VII, VIII, or X. Or all three together, but that might wreck the character dynamic.
-Ash, Misty, and Brock have to team up with Team Rocket.
-The Terminator goes back in time to Nazi Germany to kill an ancestor of John Connor, but the Predator is also hunting in Normandy.
-Alita (Battle Angel Alita/Gunnm)
-Voltron Force.
-My player character from Fallout: New Vegas. WITH her ranger armor and full control of all of Mr. House's resources.

Cloud, Tifa, Barrett et al. vs. Nazi Germany yes please. Primarily because BARRETT. He could teach them the lesson about the "inferior negro race" they failed to learn at the Olympics. Possibly with a giant fuck-off satellite laser (best Limit Break ever).

author=pianotm
-The Terminator goes back in time to Nazi Germany to kill an ancestor of John Connor, but the Predator is also hunting in Normandy.

This might be the first recorded instance of someone going back in time to Nazi Germany to kill anyone but Adolf Hitler!

author=Cap_H
Dracula/Simon Belmont/Buffy/Any other vamp are a good choice.

I happen to be rewatching the Castlevania anime on Netflix...based purely on that I'd go with Dracula over Belmont just because while he is a BAMF, I don't think Simon Belmont really has an efficient means of dealing with eight stormtroopers opening up on him with MP40s. Dracula on the other hand...is fucking Dracula. Also must mention that Alucard from Hellsing (who is also obviously Dracula lol) is the most OP vampire of all time.

Anyway, I've got three more of my own to throw into the mix:
* Katamarii Damashii (sp?) or whatever the fuck you control in Katamarii Damashii. Just roll up the Nazis and their tanks and artillery into a big Nazi ball.
* Tetsuo from Akira.
* Rick and Morty

Liberty is winning the thread so far because I would throw down $59.99 USD to buy either Blob Eats Nazis or Magneto Avenges The Holocaust if they were real games I could buy.