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Whats the difference between a weasel and a rat?
A cop was visiting a farmer and told him he saw a murder on the way over. The farmer asked if he had arrested anyone over it.
I'm your monarch!
Whats the difference between a weasel and a rat?
One will try to weasel his way out of trouble, and the other one will rat you out to the cops.
A cop was visiting a farmer and told him he saw a murder on the way over. The farmer asked if he had arrested anyone over it.
The cop responded he didn't realize it was possible to arrest a group of crows.
A duck walks into a bar and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No. No grapes." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "We didn't have any grapes yesterday. We didn't have any grapes the day before. What makes you think we have grapes now? NO GRAPES!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "If you ask me if I have any grapes one more time, I'm going to nail your bill to the counter!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any nails?"
The bartender says, "No."
The duck says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No. No grapes." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "We didn't have any grapes yesterday. We didn't have any grapes the day before. What makes you think we have grapes now? NO GRAPES!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "If you ask me if I have any grapes one more time, I'm going to nail your bill to the counter!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in and says, "You got any nails?"
The bartender says, "No."
The duck says, "You got any grapes?"
AlaskanEmily
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says "I need something for my bill, it's very chapped," and the pharmacist says "We have nothing for ducks here."
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