TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
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So, for the past day I have been subconsciously appending "today is not that day" on the end of sentences in my mind. It's kind of ridiculous, and I need your help to end it.
Not a verbatim reference; I guess my mind paraphrases stuff like this.
ANYWAY
To end this horror, I need you all to come up with witty phrases that involve "today is not that day," or a similar variation.
Please.
Not a verbatim reference; I guess my mind paraphrases stuff like this.
ANYWAY
To end this horror, I need you all to come up with witty phrases that involve "today is not that day," or a similar variation.
Please.
why did they add that stupid speech why do they always ruin everything
(your best option is "not today, matey")
(your best option is "not today, matey")
In Soviet Russia, vagina eats you. But today is not that day.
post=121729
why did they add that stupid speech why do they always ruin everything
(your best option is "not today, matey")
One day they won't ruin everything, but today is not that day.
All your base are belong to us, but today is not that day
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This reminds me of a really lame joke.
An Aussie goes to America to visit a friend. On the way to his friend's apartment he crosses this one street and almost gets hit by a car. The driver stops his car, gets out and angrily asks the Aussie "Did you come here to die?" and the Aussie says "No, I came here yesterday."
But today is not that day.
An Aussie goes to America to visit a friend. On the way to his friend's apartment he crosses this one street and almost gets hit by a car. The driver stops his car, gets out and angrily asks the Aussie "Did you come here to die?" and the Aussie says "No, I came here yesterday."
But today is not that day.
post=121751
This reminds me of a really lame joke.
An Aussie goes to America to visit a friend. On the way to his friend's apartment he crosses this one street and almost gets hit by a car. The driver stops his car, gets out and angrily asks the Aussie "Did you come here to die?" and the Aussie says "No, I came here yesterday."
But today is not that day.
Mayte.
Bloody oath. Git thi accent roi'! Todai es noi tha' dai.
In other news: Vegemite is disgusting. That is all.
And yes, I'm an Aussie. ^.^
In other news: Vegemite is disgusting. That is all.
And yes, I'm an Aussie. ^.^
how can you be from australia and not like vegemite!?
next you're going to tell me you don't like marmite either. :(
next you're going to tell me you don't like marmite either. :(
wth is vegimite and marmite
that only brings up more questions
They're spreads that go great on toast. Some weirdos eat them with tomato sandwiches or put them on 2 minute noodles. I know one crackpot that enjoys vegemite and ice-cream.
WIKI
WIKI
The Chicago Bears just might bring home their first Lombardi trophy since Super Bowl XX and pay the Colts back for their 2007 defeat.
But today is not that day.
But today is not that day.
post=122100
They're spreads that go great on toast. Some weirdos eat them with tomato sandwiches or put them on 2 minute noodles. I know one crackpot that enjoys vegemite and ice-cream.
WIKI
It's like people with hummus