I'M GOING TO GET IN A FIGHT SOON. PLEASE, RMN... HELP ME.
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Okay, here's the deal. There's no doubt in my mind that I'm going to kick this kid's ass. However, I have trouble when it comes to talking trash. Can you all tell me which of these lines I should and shouldn't use?
A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!
B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!
C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!
D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!
E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?
A. I'm as powerful as a horse, and I ain't never showed nobody no remorse!
B. The clock right over there says it's four, but I just say it's time to throw you through the door!
C. With none of your friends around, you ain't so tough. You know why they're missing? It's 'cuz I beat them up!
D. I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!
E. How does it feel to finally be fightin' the guy whose fists are as fast as lightnin'?
F. I float like a Darkrai, sting like Caterpie
None of them actually works to me, but if I have to choose one of the 5, i would go with D...
(B and C sound especially lame, anyway)
(B and C sound especially lame, anyway)
I think D is the best. Imagine laying down that line on a guy. "I hope you're okay with having to lose, 'cuz when I'm through with you there won't be nothin' left but your shoes!" That's the perfect opener for a fight.
remember. after fight trash talk can be almost as important as pre-fight trash talk. it can damage your opponent's psyche to the point where they will never raise arms against anyone ever again. imagine this secenario. if you will.
jericho: (imagine iam very strong and tough) hi ya!!! repeating fist!! foot of snake!! tiger's headbutt!!!
dad: oh no!!!! aaaaa! i am vanquished.
jericho: in your face!!!
jericho kneels down to dad's unconscious body and slowly begins to brush his teeth
jericho: with a mouth full of toothpaste....
jericho: (imagine iam very strong and tough) hi ya!!! repeating fist!! foot of snake!! tiger's headbutt!!!
dad: oh no!!!! aaaaa! i am vanquished.
jericho: in your face!!!
jericho kneels down to dad's unconscious body and slowly begins to brush his teeth
jericho: with a mouth full of toothpaste....
Here's another good one: "I'm gonna break your ribs, son! L'chaim, it's me - Mel Gib-son!"
"Show me your legs, I'll break 'em! I'll transport you to a world of pain like Jason Statham!"
"Show me your legs, I'll break 'em! I'll transport you to a world of pain like Jason Statham!"
notice: this taunt is to be delivered right after you walk through a doorway followed by the guy you are going to fight
hey, can you get the door? nevermind, I got it *rips door off hinges and savagely murders opponent with said door. funeral on saturday*
hey, can you get the door? nevermind, I got it *rips door off hinges and savagely murders opponent with said door. funeral on saturday*
I thought of a few more... please reviews them.
A) You'll be getting band-aids at Wal Mart, after you've experienced my "Senkou Blade Art"!
B) One punch from me will be your downfall, then you'll always be picked last in dodgeball!
C) You're so weak I won't even need to brandish my sword, to send you to the emergency ward!
A) You'll be getting band-aids at Wal Mart, after you've experienced my "Senkou Blade Art"!
B) One punch from me will be your downfall, then you'll always be picked last in dodgeball!
C) You're so weak I won't even need to brandish my sword, to send you to the emergency ward!
Oh no...it's finally happened. Without a Moronic subforum, Ciel is forced to be stupid in the general one.
author=Ciel
I thought of a few more... please reviews them.
A) You'll be getting band-aids at Wal Mart, after you've experienced my "Senkou Blade Art"!
B) One punch from me will be your downfall, then you'll always be picked last in dodgeball!
C) You're so weak I won't even need to brandish my sword, to send you to the emergency ward!
what the fuck is this a fist fight or a sword fight