FAVORITE MOVIE LINES

"You're an evil little trog!"
"I'm also cute and fluffy~" - Lilo and Stitch.

Also, from Stitch has a Glitch. "Oh my! You're so cute and fluffy!! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!"

(that movie almost made me cry :< *hugs stitch*)

"A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the wisest men."

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?""

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a 2x4 with your penis?"
"Ummm.... Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

"My name is Hillary. It means, 'she who's breasts defy gravity.' "
"My name is Nick. My father thought of it while he was shaving."

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability."

Candy is candy, but liquor is quicker.

Look, lady! I only speak two languages; English and Bad English!

Peter: Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Librarian: What has that got to do with anything?
Peter: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it.

Dana: Oh, that's the bedroom, but nothing happened in there.
Peter: What a crime.

She's not my girlfriend. I admire her because she sleeps above her covers; four feet above her covers.

Ray: Everything was going fine until dickless here shut down the power grid.
Walter: They caused an explosion!
Lenny: Is this true?
Peter: Yes, it's true, Mr. Mayor. This man has no dick.

You idiot! If it was supposed to be like that, you'd all be pissing in your mouths!

(And in the same scene, in reference to the same statue...)
Chunk: Do you think she'll notice?
Mikey: Of course, she'll notice! It's her favorite part!

Mrs. Walsh: Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?
Mouth: Why certainly, Mrs. Walsh.
Mrs. Walsh: That's wonderful.
Mouth: The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.

Jeez, I'm headin to watch dat film right away!

Also it reminded me of gold mine in form of Fast Times. There is so many great lines and scenes. I luv how sex scenes are made without a pathos. No matter how rated Ridgemont High is it is underrated.



I like Sex!

I am a leaf on the wind. See how I soar.

Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket.

Way I remember it, an albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.