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Based on the award-winning masterpiece's title (and nothing but its title) comes another aneurism-inducing abomination great game by Bryan.

You are King John, of the kingdom of.. well, you don't really know, but it doesn't matter.
What does matter is this:
King John has to poop.
Guide John on his quest to do his business/duty, but beware!! There are many traps and mishaps in his perilous path.
Will John find the right john before something terrible happens?!! It's up to you!

Featuring:
-Over 50 ways to screw up this simple task
-One way to succeed
-A robust achievement system
-The music from N64 classic Mission Impossible
-Lots of very mature and classy humor
-A cameo by Terry Crews



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Edit: Uploaded the wrong folder by mistake, but it's fixed now. Apologies to anyone who had to see my sloppy stupid 'making of' notes.

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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
16852
For a second I thought this was a serious game and then I read the description. As someone who has not seen more than one episode of GoT I am so hyped for this.
If there's no one by the toilet with a crossbow I'll be sorely disappointed
author=Frogge
For a second I thought this was a serious game and then I read the description. As someone who has not seen more than one episode of GoT I am so hyped for this.


I haven't seen the show either.
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
16852
author=blazebat
author=Frogge
For a second I thought this was a serious game and then I read the description. As someone who has not seen more than one episode of GoT I am so hyped for this.
I haven't seen the show either.


Yes, I figured that out from the description :P

Nice to see the download's up! Will be giving this a go when I can.
Hilarious concept! <Downloading>
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6615
author=blazebat
-The music from N64 classic Mission Impossible


:okhand:
Makes this game a classic too.
I loved Mission Impossible. I know it was trashy and buggy, but using the weapon cheat and killing off as many civilists as possible was hella fun. :-)
I've got 34/36 endings & 46/50 achievements. Can u post a full list of all the endings & achievements plz? I really want to finish this! Thanks!!

Edit: I got 1 more. So I'm currently at 35/36 endings & 47/50 achievements. I just need the final 3 achievements on the list
(Just say no, Hilarious explosion & What did you eat?!) (If u could only atleast give me clues on which room to look, it would be fine) THANKS AGAIN!!
PLZ REPLY. I'll be really happy to finish this!! :)
author=blazebat
author=Frogge
For a second I thought this was a serious game and then I read the description. As someone who has not seen more than one episode of GoT I am so hyped for this.
I haven't seen the show either.


PLZ HLP!!
author=eevee93
I've got 34/36 endings & 46/50 achievements. Can u post a full list of all the endings & achievements plz? I really want to finish this! Thanks!!

Edit: I got 1 more. So I'm currently at 35/36 endings & 47/50 achievements. I just need the final 3 achievements on the list
(Just say no, Hilarious explosion & What did you eat?!) (If u could only atleast give me clues on which room to look, it would be fine) THANKS AGAIN!!
PLZ REPLY. I'll be really happy to finish this!! :)


I'm so sorry for taking so long to respond! I'm glad you're enjoying my game.
I think I included a hint guide in it, but here's a few things you can try that are not easy to get:
-Examine the mirror in the bedroom multiple times
-Take the torch with you into the outhouse for all 3 options
-Light the torch and then immediately fall into the water to extinguish it

This guy also did a longplay of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErNHXpcxBaM
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