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~Story~
Muffle just got back from submitting her game at the game maker dome! When she arrives back at the rmn village she finds that Libby has disappeared, someone in rmn has taken over and is making everybody eat cactuses! Not only that but he has also kidnapped Aiko, her best friend! Who is this madman? It's up to you to find out and take him down! With the guidance of Marrend and the help of kory_toombs, nothing can stop you from saving rmn and your best friend can it?

Inspired by Frogge's RMN Christmas Card 2017, which was inspired by YDS Christmas Card 2009. No, this is not about Christmas. It's about cactuses.

Please do not take this game seriously, or take in the idea that it is okay to eat an entire cactus. It's all just a game until somebody gets pricked, then it's dangerous.

~Features~
*20 RMN members as characters
*three epic boss battles
*no puzzles
*no multiple endings
*short game with silly simple storyline
*tons of bad jokes and aggressive humor
*me as a main character
*muffle's first game without dark-related content
*Easter egg if you step on all of the flowers

Latest Blog

Final Update!

I did a final update and made extra sure to fix all the bugs (or add jokes to them). The transparent issue when going back into Delsin's house is now fixed, you cannot progress through the story just by talking to kory_toombs (the dragon) repeatedly, bosses give damage in battle and Ozzy's boss has two more joke skills, and a few more (bad) jokes have been added. I will put up a let's play soon for those of you who don't want to replay it but would like to see the differences.
  • Completed
  • Muffle
  • OzzyTheOne
  • RPG Maker VX Ace
  • Adventure
  • 01/04/2018 08:19 PM
  • 02/13/2018 08:02 PM
  • 01/04/2018
  • 8121
  • 5
  • 66

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Frogge
"nothing can beat the power of gay"?
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author=Muffle
*muffle's first game without dark-related content


Because forcing people to eat cacti is all fun and games
OldPat
OrudoPatto, kisama!
2027
Thus, the cactus game hast cometh.


Actually wait, where's the download? :o
author=Frogge
author=Muffle
*muffle's first game without dark-related content
Because forcing people to eat cacti is all fun and games


It's not fun enough if there's not enough cacti to go around.

Download is up, sorry for the wait I just realized the gamepage had been accepted lol. Now all of you go eat cactuses.
kory_toombs
I finally changed my avatar, but that doesn't mean I have a meaningful user title.
12030

The best game ever!
Haha, I guess you played it. Did you enjoy it kory_toombs?
kory_toombs
I finally changed my avatar, but that doesn't mean I have a meaningful user title.
12030

author=Muffle
Haha, I guess you played it. Did you enjoy it kory_toombs?

The direction you took my character was very funny.
OldPat
OrudoPatto, kisama!
2027
Okay, now I can say: "Thus, the cactus game hast cometh."
pianotm
The only thing in this game that's bonkers is CAVE_DOG.
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Muffle
Please do not take this game seriously, or take in the idea that it is okay to eat an entire cactus. It's all just a game until somebody gets pricked, then it's dangerous.


This is patently untrue. Prickly pear and dragonfruit (both cacti) are delicious, and the cactus itself is very good for you and incredibly useful in cooking.
author=kory_toombs
author=Muffle
Haha, I guess you played it. Did you enjoy it kory_toombs?


The direction you took my character was very funny.


I was hoping you would haha. When you told me you could help me with little things and not with big things I just decided to implement you in that way lol. It made me laugh.

author=OzzyTheOne
Can't wait to play this game.


I was hoping you'd get to it soon, just wait until you find out the plot twist of who is doing all this!

author=OldPat
Okay, now I can say: "Thus, the cactus game hast cometh."


It has begun. The Cactus Games. Nobody will survive.

author=pianotm
Muffle
Please do not take this game seriously, or take in the idea that it is okay to eat an entire cactus. It's all just a game until somebody gets pricked, then it's dangerous.
This is patently untrue. Prickly pear and dragonfruit (both cacti) are delicious, and the cactus itself is very good for you and incredibly useful in cooking.


"entire cactus" as in the entire cactus. as in not cutting it open and eating the insides. I'm talking about shoving an entire green prickly giant plant into your mouth and fighting back tears. That is why they're talking about suffering. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made it out to be so bad since like you said, it is quite healthy and useful (and tastes good). Sorry for not making this obvious, that is why I put the warning (also kind of a joke).

And saying that I just realized it may be a lot darker than I had thought. Oops.
pianotm
The only thing in this game that's bonkers is CAVE_DOG.
16446
So, as soon as I am done with the game jam I'm working on, I will give this a try.

FYI, my turtle disagrees about the dangers of eating a cactus, prickly stuff or not. Then again, he IS a turtle.
This looks fun! Though it's kinda harsh to be forced to Eat cactus :p xD
I have played the game and I approve of it's message.

(Don't force people to eat whole cacti)
Marrend
Guardian Angel of the Description Thread
14943
Gave this a whirl. I sense a number of unintentional bugs in here. Such as Mercy never appearing on the skill-list, the fight against <the second end-game spoiler-boss> repeating itself indefinitely, and various passibility issues. However, this was a cute/silly little game all the same.
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