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Tired of custom graphics and unique gameplay? Wild Kings uses graphics and music either stolen from other, better games, or taken straight off the RTP. Finally, a game that's dead-set on being mediocre!

Note that Wild Kings has an R-rated script, so you might want to put the kids to bed before playing.

Contains two chapters from the much-lauded epic Wild Kings. Chapter 1 features Gramm, an illiterate janitor who's desperate to get with the ladies. Chapter 2 features Rand, a young candy connoisseur who spends his time taking care of his pathetically old, wealthy mother.

Script written by Kyle B. Stiff. Please forward all complaints concerning bad script, shoddy gameplay, and mediocre graphics to primeentertainer@gmail.com .

If you want to skip straight to chapter 2 (which is where I really hit my stride), talk to the tree in the southwest corner of town. He'll hook you up.

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  • kylebstiff
  • RPG Tsukuru 2003
  • RPG
  • 03/19/2009 07:36 PM
  • 09/22/2017 12:13 AM
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Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
Uhhh.... sounds weird but, might as well try.
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
The sheer honesty and hilarity of your description is just about prompting me to download this. I think it was the part with the two words 'illiterate' and 'janitor' together that did the majority of the work.
Could this game be more irritating? I really don't think so.
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
To be honest, I just finished part 1, and I'm loving this game.
So, is this still alive? I'm half way through chapter 1, great game so far! Like the sense of humor, I'm surprised you haven't been lambasted for it.
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