Rudolf the Necroprancer
had a very shiny nose,
Know if you ever saw it
You would not have long to live // better rhyme needed
All Santa's other reindeer
Died leaving Christmas in the balance
So he has summoned Rudolf
To make use of his reindeer talents
The night before Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolf, with your knowledge of the arcane so bright,
Won't you raise the slain tonight?
All of the other reindeer
Suddenly came back to life
Rudolf the Red rose slain deer...
...Santa now must pay the price...