I pulled off the asstastic alpha demo after playtesting this thing legitimately from the beginning of the game. No thanks to the 11-something downloaders who went for it.
Gamebreaking bug: the kraken. Originally intended as a joke boss, since then, it's became a more serious enemy like most other bosses. Upon defeating it, you gain WAY TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE AND MONEY. I warned in the asstastic alpha demo to avoid going above level five, but you can't very well do that with the kraken battle, can you?